In "The dealership", your transcription has a glaring error. Read George's words below.
"Puddy’s just gonna give you the car, huh? (Skeptic) You’ll see. First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep. Sudeenly, you’re on your back like a turnip."
He does not say "turnip", he says "turtle". Who transcribed this as turnip? ("Sudeenly" is also mispelled)