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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 7:11 PM 

Hey, I was just thinking, I'd love to have an alarm clock that wakes me up with something from the show. A few cool things would be:

1) Jerry shouting "It's like a Quiche thing!!!"
2) Kramer screaming "Numanium!!!"
3) The bass riff that starts the show.
4) Newman screaming "Oh the numanity!!!"
5)Elaine talking dirty into Jerry's tape recorder (but replacing "Jerry" with "Gendison" of course).
6) Frank screaming "Serenity now".
7) Elaine saying she has to go home because her mother just laid out her panties.
Cool Elaine saying how she does everything "Naked, naked, naked".

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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 7:12 PM 

That smiley was supposed to be 8 with a bracket.

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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 7:20 PM 

What do you think of an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up? Nah, it's just not practical.


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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 7:28 PM 

That is a fantasic idea, Fleckman!


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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 7:49 PM 

How about if the alarm could be Elaine yelling at you the way she yells at Ed in The Busboy. But always with the correct time...

Get up! The alarm clock didn't go off! It's (whatever time it is)!! You're gonna be late!! NOW!! Let's go!! Get dressed! Get dressed!! Forget the shower! The shower's out. Move it! Put your clothes on! Put your clothes on!

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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 8:42 PM 

....... And a projection onto the ceiling of that portion of The Busboy to accompany the audio. Nah, it's just not practical.

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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 12:25 AM 

Why separate alarm clock? Why separate alarm clock?


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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 2:07 AM 

This is a new record. With seven replies, we're still discussing the original topic of alarm clocks!

By the way.... has anyone seen the new satanic Bugs Bunny? Chuck Jones, is rolling over in his grave.


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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 1:17 PM 

Jerry saying "Helllooooooooooooooo" would have to be an option.

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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 1:27 PM 

Jimmy, I run a tight ship.

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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 2:30 PM 

How about an alarm clock that you talk into and tell it what time you want to wake up, so you don't have to press "forward," "fast-forward," and "reverse" buttons?......... Nah, it's just not practical.

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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 3:10 PM 

Alarm clocks? Who needs 'em? I Just set my internal clock and that way I have time for everyth


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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 12:31 AM 

Yeah, well, turns out that Jimmy's awake twenty minutes every day. Which means, if Jimmy lives to be eighty, he will have lived the equivalent of a one year. If you subtract showers and meals, it s like twenty minutes, really.

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 11:02 AM 

way ahead of you people...

my alarm clock has a built in tie dispenser, an attached ketchup/mustard bottle, and comes with a bladder system to protect my nice sheets from nigh-time "accidents"


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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 11:37 AM 

Wow, that's some alarm clock... Shocked

Assuming the guy is unfortunate enough to have to awake at 4:00am, he could get a clock that says "Seinfeld -- FOUR!"


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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 11:39 AM 

I mean "Gendison"... he certainly warrants more respect than just being referred to as "the guy"... My apologies...

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 1:18 PM 

That's cool Moops...I don't think I warrant THAT much respect.

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 1:28 PM 

Who's this chucker?

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