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Seinfeld as a faith

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PostPosted: August 11, 2004 8:56 AM 

Let's believe in Seinfeld. Let's forget, the islam or katholism or the jews. And make one believe , Seinfeld as a faith.

We don't make anything okay, We just introduce you to the one who can.

You'll exchange your faith for evidence. You stopped believing in what you knew, and started believing in what you saw, but you see, faith is the evidence of what you can't see.

You can't worship something that's not greater than yourself. And Seinfeld is, so we worship it.

Every time something is broadcast on the air, it affects thousands, sometimes millions of people in a single moment. Now those radio waves don't fade away, they continue to bounce around in the universe.
So it could last forever

A good comedian is supposed to serve Seinfeld. I have done a great job serving Seinfeld,. When are you going to start serving Seinfeld ?

Seinfeld will never abandon you or forsake you. That's the difference between God and Seinfeld. God, sometimes let you down, but Seinfeld never will.

So, who is in on this on ???

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 11, 2004 9:09 AM 

We don't have all the answers. Only seinfeld does

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 11, 2004 10:44 AM 

Whoa, whoa ma ! Shocked

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 11, 2004 4:41 PM 

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 11, 2004 4:59 PM 

I have but one question. Do you own your own carpet cleaning company?

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: August 11, 2004 8:33 PM 

Shocked Confused Sad Rolling Eyes
It Was Just A SITCOM.........

jon n
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 12, 2004 2:35 AM 

Twice a day I turn and pray towards the holy television set in observance of my Seinfeld faith.

We can call it the religion about nothing, and celebrate Festivus !

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