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PostPosted: September 13, 2005 5:15 AM 

I like to write and read about Seinfeld and this forum is good. But some losers here are really pathetic, thinking they are everything. It isn't possible here to apply a topic or question without these guys making really stupid and pathetic comments.

Isn't it possible to have a forum without those loser?

Man you guys are pathetic, Especially Jimmy

I got some questions for you Jimmy:

tell me! Do you have a job?

You got money?

Do you have a woman?

Do you have any prospects?

You got anything on the horizon?

Do you have any action at all?

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?


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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 9:52 AM 

Ok where's the forum?

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 1:14 PM 

HAHA. Usually the anti-Jimmy poster(s) are predictable, annoying, and tired but that last thisJimmySucks post was actually amusing. Smile

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 2:02 PM 

..perhaps amusing in a pathetic, nut job sort of way.

Anyone else find it ironic that someone whose sole purpose on this board is to needle Jimmy intimates that some ELSE should get a life. Oy....

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 2:05 PM 

Somewhat ironic, wouldn't you say?


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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 2:56 PM 

What's ironic?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 3:43 PM 

Look in Webster's

(I ain't fallin' for THAT again!)

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 3:46 PM 

You know, that someones accusing someone else of having no life when in actuality...
Characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is. Wink

4:44 PM on a Friday... and I'm sitting here looking up definitions of ironic. Now THAT'S ironic!

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 3:55 PM 

Anyone else find it ironicthat someone whose sole purpose on this board is to needle Jimmy intimates that some ELSE should get a life. Oy....

I didn't even realize Jackie actually said it was ironic..

Please change reply #5 to: What's ironic? Confused

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 4:38 PM 

Alright, Erkwu, Jimmysucks, anybody else. Amateur hour can be found at
The link is:

Or if you prefer, you can go to TV TOME's site:

If it's information you want, I'm sure you can find it here. The people seem to be very helpful over there. Entertainment sold separately.

Erkwu, if you are genuinely interested in getting answers, then you should probably leave this place and join one of the other forums listed above. is for the pros. It is not for people who casually watched the show. If you notice, most of the conversations here go much further than simply answering questions. If we need a fourth string quarterback, we'll give you a call. But you have 3 options:

1)develop your skills in the minor leagues (watch the show, learn the speech patterns, memorize the plots, characters, have a catalogue of seinfeld quotes that can be inserted into conversations, etc.) and come back with a personality.
2)Go to minor leagues and have fun there, (the people might be nicer, but they're not very interesting).
3)Retire from the world of internet posting.

In any case, whether you decide to stay here or not will be a strong indication of whether you are genuinely interested in getting answers. If you stay here, it means that you're more focused on calling some of us pathetic than getting answers. Because I just helped you by telling you where you can find other forums that might suit you better. It's your choice now.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 6:07 PM 

I'd say that only "come back with a personality" is really necessary. The rest is just so much fluff.


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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 7:18 PM 

He's a cashier.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 7:10 PM 

3184 posts
J Chiles
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I am very sorry I am not that skilled In the Seinfeldism.


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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 7:17 PM 

Then get lost and die.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 8:16 PM 

Yer sorry alright, but that ain't the reason, Sally

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 8:02 AM 

I like the name Erwku.

oops- wrong thread. Confused

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 12:22 PM 

Who is this???

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 3:39 PM 

Uncle Leo?

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 6:42 PM 


cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: May 8, 2006 1:21 PM 


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PostPosted: May 8, 2006 1:48 PM 

Vile weed.

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