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"I am sorry" wave

Done when commiting a faux pas white driving to accept blame -- you raise the hand, lower the head as if to say - "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The buttons are really big on the car. I don't understand it. I haven't read the manual" etc.

"Moses Smell the Roses"

Expression used by Jerry to express great feelings of emotion.

"This" & "That"

Term cretaed by Jerry and Elaine reffering to friendship and sex

"Ya that's right"

A phrase Putty often utters when someone asks him a question (especially one in which they are only asking to make sure they heard right the first time)

'89 LeBaron

Used vehicle purchased due to the fact that the previous owner was actor Jon Voight.

not "double zero," but "oooh oooh," as in oooh oooh aaah aaah (see koko)

12-gauge

The most popular gauge of shotgun that police use. Makes the 11-gauge look like a cap pistol.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 5A

Jerry's address.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 5B

Kramer's address.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 3A

Jerry's first address.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 5E

Newman's address

1st and 1st

Noun; The nexis of the Universe.

2 million Lira

Price in Italian currency for a villa in Tuscany from Cicio.

Jerry's actual pants size, although he does scratch off the 2 and replace it with a 1 so that everybody thinks he is a 31 waist

5'6"

George's real height, except when he wears Timberlands, which make him 5'8"

5-19

Police code for a possible auto theft.

555-FILK

Kramer's phone number, which frequently gets confused with 555-FILM, which is Movie Phone.

Name invented by George to honor Mickey Mantle and be an original name for his unborn child

7 and 5 eights

Jerry's hate size.

A Great Entrance

A dramatic way of entering a room for a party or fancy ball.

a svenjolly

Someone with a cheerful mental hold. Elaine's description of Dr. Reston.

A Tell

When describing a date, if one touches the face,it means deception is taking place and "you gotta tell". The higher up on the face one touches, the worse the situation really is.

Address Discrimination

Practiced particularly by food delivery organizations with delicious flounder, whereby they refuse to deliver an order beyond a specific boundary.

Agrabah

Magic word used by the Flying Sandoz Brothers to make things disappear

Airing of Grievances

One of the rituals of Festivus. (See also Feats of Strength)

Airport Pick-up

The most important of all pick-ups, nothing is more gratifying than a perfect airport pick-up.

Alcoholic Chicken

Product of Tyler Chicken and soon to be available at Yankee Stadium.

AM/PM

Setting on a clock radio that is sometimes entered incorrectly, causing one to oversleep.

An "IT"

Girl of one's dreams. Lifelong companion. Synonym-The One

An "IT" (part 2)

The male reproductive organ. Elaine said: He took "IT" out.

An Enzo

A bad haircut.

Anti-Dentite

Term used to refer to a people who is vehemently opposed to/or anything associated with dentists or dentistry.

Anti-Dentite

One who exhibits prejudiced feelings toward dentists, at times rabid feelings. May even believe they should have their own schools.

Anytown, USA

Prototypical house in America, symbolized by the "front porch" set up by Kramer in the hallway. Often includes swinging bench, bug zapper, hanging plants, American flag and a storm door.

Arby�s

Low-class take-out sandwich restaurant preferred by Puddy. Menu items include roast beef sandwich.

Aristotle Goose Down Tunic

Fake Peterman product Elaine comes up with after running wild with an expense account.

Armoire

Piece of furnature that the Soup Nazi gives to Elaine but forgets his recipes are in it.

Assman

A really cool license plate belonging to Kramer (or some proctologist).

Astronaut Pen

Has an unusual quality in that it writes when turned upside down. Used by astronauts while traveling in space. Also useful while writing in bed, preventing the user from having to turn over and lean on his elbows.

Atomic Sub

Obscure sandwich franchise in New York area. Regularly provides cards wherein after the purchase of twelve crappy sandwiches, one automatically receives commission as a "sub-captain." A hat may or may not be involved.

Atomic Wedgie

A very rare form of the basic "wedgie" (see Wedgie)whereby the perpetrator extricates the waistband of the victims underwear to a point somewhere around the victims head. In extremely rare cases the elastic waistband may break off.

B-O-S-C-O

1) A chocolate-flavored syrupy liquid used as an additive to milk. 2) George's PIN code 3) Possible estranged lover of Mrs. Peterman

B.B.O.

Super potent, impossible to remove stench. Literally "beyond body oder"

B.L.

Beautiful Lineswoman. (i.e. "Yeah, she's a B.L.")

Babka

A cake which comes in several flavors, most popular being chocolate or cinnamon; also with or without a hair attached. Has been known to cause small feuds in bakeries.

Baby

Extraneous term applied to the end of a statement to add more emphasis to that statement. Example: There's no precedent, baby!

Baby Blue

Son of Golden Boy.

Backslide

Situation whereby a couple that has broken up, gets back together. Often the backslide is preceded by the Bump Into (see Bump Into below).

Bad

bad boy

women find his rebel attitude, '68 GTO, and stern warning by superior at work to be very attractive

Bad Breaker Upper

Someone who cannot end a relationship without offensive insults.

Bad Breaker Upper

person that means the bad things you say when you break up that you don't mean, often causes exes to become crazy and take violewnt acts against this person

Bad Date Situation

An event, such as a party, where bringing a companion would prohibit mingling with other attendees at the event.

Bad Naked

Unattractive actions performed in the nude such as crouching, coughing, straining to open a pickle jar or belt sanding. See Good Naked

Bad Seed

Undesirable person due to questionable upbringing, poor genetic inheritance or both

Bald again

A phenomenon in which a bald person who earlier used to crib about being bald starts realizing that he is not himself if he is not bald. That persons now wants to be bald and also want to date bald women

Bald Paradise

Period in 1920's where all men wore hats, therefore the women couldn't tell which guys were bald.

balding

when elaine tells her friend george is balding, "he balding"

Baldist

A woman who has never gone out with a bald man, discrimination.

Baldist

A person who does not assoicate with bald people

Balm

A type of salve or ointment used to treat burns and abrasions. ex. Who told you to put the balm on?

Barometer

It's pronounced thermometer.

Bastard

Friendly term used, mainly by people from Texas, instead of words like "Gentleman".

Beach, The

The Men's Colon Kramer creates to smell like you just came home from the ocean; this same idea was stolen from Kramer by Kalvin Klien

Beautiful Godzilla

A woman who based on looks alone can get anything she wants (example: such as tickets to a movie that has been sold out) and has never been seen carrying anything more than three pounds.

Beboppin' and scattin'

Phrase used by George Costanza to describe an insincere, insulting apology offered by recovering alcoholic Jason Hankey for an incident involving "a drafty apartment," "a sweaterless friend," and "a cheap, ballpark giveaway MetLife windbreaker."

Beef-A-Reeno

What a delicious cuisine-o Fit for a king and queen-o! Purchased in bulk at the "Price Club." Not recommended for horses.

Better Bring a Poncho

A term of advice offered to someone who plans to monitor the withdrawl of a junkie.

Big Boy

Full size Drake's coffee cake

Big Coarse Ha

Rough, boisterous type of laugh that is an undesirable trait in a female companion. (hated by Costanza)

Big Salad

A salad containing big lettuce, big carrots, and tomatoes like volleyballs.

Bizarro

An adjective meaning the exact opposite. Examples: Bizarro Jerry (reliable, considerate friend) and Bizarro Superman (says hello when he leaves and goodbye when he arrives).

Beutiful Lineswoman a term used by george to describe a deaf lineswoman at the 92 US Open.

Black and White Cookie

1)Dessert food containing equal parts chocolate and vanilla; has been attributed to vomitting. 2)the key to racial harmony; "look to the cookie".

Black SAAB

Name that Maroon GOLF calls Jerry during Puerto Rican Day

Blacklist

The act of not allowing an individual from being served by a company

Blurb

A short write-up in a newspaper or magazine.

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Bob Sacamano

The friend of Kramer, Who is yet to be seen.

Boca Breeze

The newsletter at Del Boca Vista (Phase Three) -- a "Pinko Commie rag"

Bomb Defusing Robot

A person, such as your irritating uncle, who you have to open up your packages that you may suspect to be bombs.

Bombable

The level of celebrity one achieves where he or she may be the victim of a bomb of any sort.

bonkos

The word Regis uses to describe Kramer while on the Regis and Kelly show. ex."This guy is bonkos!"

Bootros Bootros Golly

An exclamation of astonished joy. Possible use would be when a man witnesses a woman sunbathing topless on a beach in the Hamptons.

Bosco

The purest chocolate "syrup nectar" enjoyed by George. It stained a sweater of his and was his ATM code. Also used by Kenny Banya in a comedy bit.

Botticellis

Fashionable dress shoes worn by Elaine and coveted and discussed by others

Bottle-Wipe

A subconscious act which negatively indicates the degree of attraction between two people. Supercedes the open-lip kiss!

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

1. A former secretary General of the United Nations. 2. What Jerry exclaims when seeing a topless sunbather.

Boys

Euphemism for testicles or sperm

Bra-less Wonder

1)A slang term used against a female who is well endowed in the pectoral region and refuses to wear the recommended undergarment 2)Sue-Ellen Mishke

Break-out, Pop-in

the unannounced visit from a girlfriend who just broke out of prison that is typically frowned apon.

Breakup by Association

Situation in which one can no longer be friends with another because that person has broken up with one's friend.

Breath Taking

A word used to politely describe someone who is ugly

Breath Taking

An word used to politely describe someone who is ugly

breathtaking

the confusing term Dr. Ben Feffa uses to describe both Elaine and an ugly baby in the Seinfeld episode The Hamptons

brew-haha

the term used after a big fight, kramer used it after a fight with the van buren boys

Bris

An ancient Jewish ceremony where a male child is circumcised. A sacred covenant between G-d and Abraham, or something... (see Mohel)

Bro, The

A support undergarment specifically designed for men.

Bruline

Tennis racket preferred by Mr. Pitt, Ms. Landers and Newman.

BTU

British Thermal Unit

bubble boy

Bubble Boy!!!!! you all forgot bubble boy!!!! :roll:

Bubble Boy!!!!! you all forgot

Bubble Boy!!!!! you all forgot bubble boy!!!! :roll:

Buck Naked

If George was a porn star, this would be his name

Buffer

A region of separation between parents and their children

Buffer Zone

The mean separation between one's parents and themself. The greater the buffer zone, the greater the quality of life

Buffer Zone (2)

A desired distance between yourself and others for any number of reasons. Used in context in The Chinese Restaurant.

Bump Into

Situation whereby a couple that has broken up unexpectedly encounters one another. This can at times lead to a Backslide. See Backslide above.

Bunion Stories

Purchased by Kramer from Newman, to replace stories sold to J. Peterman. Price: eight bucks.

Busting

An implication of being overwhelmed with joy and/or good fortune

Butter Shave

Alternative method of shaving. Reportedly vastly superior than any commercial shaving cream. Warning: Avoid exposure to prolonged sunshine after application of the butter.

Cable boy

Kramer's nick-name for Jerry when he agrees to have illegal cable installed by Kramer's friends.

Caffe Latte

Half coffee, half milk hot drink that Seinfeld helped to become one of the most widely consumed drinks in the world.

Caligula

Roman Emperor from 37-41 CE. Mentally unbalanced, neglected affairs of state so as to better indulge in his passions. Jerry used this term to refer to George when trying to combine his three loves, food, sex and television.

Call waiting face-off

A phone call is interrupted by another call waiting...the person fielding both calls is forced to make a decision between the two.

Calzone

Dough pocket filled with pizza toppings and sauce.

Candy Line-up

Similar to a police line-up except that candy bars are used instead of possible crime suspects. Candy bars are set up unwrapped with the intention of determining a persons ability to identify a specific candy bar. Candy line-ups have been known to disappear before the identification process takes place.

Cape Weather

A day characterized as cool and breezy, ideal conditions for wearing a cape.

Cashmere

Expensive, finely-knit fabric considered extremely desirable by foreign cleaning women. Also prized by Elaine Benes, Jason Hankey, and George Costanza.

Cassus Belli

Meaningless Latin phrase that Elaine likes to say out loud

Cell Phone Walk-n-Talk

Conversation one has on their mobile phone to kill time as they walk to their destination.

cheesed

to be aprenhended by the police. ie: They (the police)cheesed him!

Cherish the Cabin

Susan Ross's grandfather's last words to her father before he died.

Cherry Binaca

Breath spray that can also be used in place of pepper spray or mace in certain situations.

Chewing the fat

What Jerry and his imaginary butcher Franco do. While doing this, Franco came up with the line "Salad's got nothing on this Mutton".

Chow Fung

A big flat noodle.

Chucker

One who foists an excessive number of ill-advised shots in a basketball game. (Pronounced by George as "Chuckah"). ex. Who's the chucker?

Chuckle

A jelly candy that comes in five flavors

Chunky

A chocolate candy bar that, if left in an apartment, will lead to the inundation of fleas

Cinnamon

According to Jerry: It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again.

Clapgo D-29

An impenetrable dead-bolt lock. Has only one functional requirement. THE DOOR MUST BE CLOSED!

Clapko 3000

The most inpenetrablelock on the market today (according to Jerry)

Clarkman Garbage Disposal

In addition to being installed in the sink, can also be installed in the shower drain. This allows one to shower and prepare a meal at the same time.

Cleaner

One who makes problems go away. (ie. Muffin stumps)

Cleavage

If one sees cleavage, then it is followed by a touch, then the touchee will look, not to be confused with a stare or "good look"

Close Talker

A person who stands extremely close to another person when speaking to that person.

Club Soda with No Ice

Beverage served at the Hotel Westbury. (See also Cranberry Juice with Two Limes).

Cocoa

"Alright chimp" according to Puddy; The name that George is given after losing "T-Bone" to another employee; The name of the employee George hires so that he wouldnt have the Cocoa name anymore, but instead is given the nickname "Gammy".

Coffee

In the morning, coffee is coffee. At 12 midnight, coffee is sex.

Collectible

Something cherished or valuable that is being saved for the future - like a TV Guide.

come with guy

a companion who comes with you to watch your clothes dring at the cleaners

Commando 450

Most powerful shower head used by circuses purchased by Kramer and Newman to combat "low flow"

Commando 8

Brand of air conditioner perfect for a small apartment. Easy to install.

Conjugal Visit Sex

Sex with a convict. Ranks above Make-Up sex and below Fugitive sex in terms of desirability

Conjugal Visit Sex

Sex with a convict still within the bounds of jail or prison. Ranks above make-up sex and below fugitive sex in terms of desirability

Consolation Guy

One who offers solace in a bereavment situation. Being the consolation guy is like getting ten dates in one shot and confers instant boyfriend status.

Core, Art

Fake name which would eventually trun into Art Vandalay

Costanza

see: lord of the idiots

Cotton Dockers

Tan trousers whose commercials may or may not annoy you.

Cougar 9000

Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. Has inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip up arms. Rated #1 by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine

Counter-Clockwise Swirl

Perfect finish to a supposedly foolproof sexual move which if mastered, will guarantee one will never be alone again

Coup D� Toe

When the second toe outgrows the big toe captain and gains control of the foot

Covenant Of The Keys

An agreement generally made by neighbors whereby each participant maintains a key to the other's dwelling. The key is to be used for emergency purposes only such as a lockout. Misuse of the key (e.g. unexpected pop-ins) can result in one losing key privileges.

Crab Bisque

Creamy and semi-thick seafood soup that makes your knees buckle.

Cranberry Juice with Two Limes

Beverage served at the Hotel Westbury. (See also Club Soda with No Ice.)

Crazy Joe Davola

A physcotic that kicks Kramer in the head after not being invited to his party and tries to sabatoge the filming of "Jerry"; goes out with Elaine and dresses up as a clown to go to the opera.

Crook Eye

Dirty look or stare aimed at someone you wish ill upon. In the same family as Stink Eye and Evil Eye

Cruisewear

Vintage clothing appropriate for vacation.

Cue-ballectomy

Not the medical terminology for a hair transplant.

Curse Toast

A toast at a formal occasion which contains profanity. May clear the room and/or get you in a headlock

Cut to the chase

A Hollywood phrase that was used by old-timers such as Milton Berle.

Dark and Disturbed

Quality that some women find attractive in a man.

Dating Loophole

A loophole guys utilize to ask women out without fearing getting rejected.

dating loophole

Strategy for conning a date out of a woman by telling her its not a date. Usually comes about by purposely losing a bet. Without it being a date, there is no fear of rejection.

Day-After Thank You

Courtesy phone call made to express one's gratitude for complimentary tickets to an event the previous evening.

De-Sour

Active effort made to overcome a previous disenchantment with a partner. Often it is not enough to merely de-sour. One must sweeten too

Death Blow

When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether

decaf cappuccino

Coffee drink that Kramer asked for in the psychiatrist's office.

Decomposing

What Jerry refers to as George's way of preparing for "the Summer of George".

Decompressing

A period of preparation required before beginning the "Summer of George." Also see, "Summer of George" and "Frolf."

Deep fried in Chocolat sauce

Phrase used to refer to a food item so terrible that it would never be eatable. i.e Broccoli for Newman.

Degifting

The process of giving a gift and then asking the recipient to return it. Example: You know those super bowl tickets I gave you earlier? Can I have them back? It turns out that I can use them after all.

Del Boca Vista

Retirement community in Florida where Jerry`s parents live.

delicate genius

A person who thinks their time is worth more than yours because they use it to heal people. You must call to cancel an appointment with a "delicate genius" either 24 or 48 hours in advance.

delicate genius

What George calls Elaine's friend the chiropractor when she says her policy for cancellations is 24 hours, no exceptions.

Denogginizer, The

One of the names proposed by the police to describe the Lopper

Denoginizer

"Prospective name for the serial killer terrorizing Riverside Drive by decapitating his victims. (See Son of Dad)

Desperado

A favorite song of one of Elaine`s boyfriends. When he hears it he freezes up and is not distracted by anything until it is over.

Details

Rundown of events leading up to and or continuing through a sexual escapade

devils

the team that putty favors

Difficult

An unruly patient. Elaine was labelled "difficult" by multiple doctors.

Dingo

A creature responsible for consuming your missing fiance...the poor baby!

Dinky Donuts

Donut establishment frequented by Joe Dimaggio.

Director's Chair

A type of chair that could be used as a seat for a security guard being forced to stand. (may be interpreted as a pompous look)

Do Me A Solid

Cool and hip term which means 'Do Me a Favor'.

dofus

verbal slur in which kramer is reffered to by elain after she discovers that he is fighting little kids in his karate class.

Dolores

Actual name of Jerry's girlfriend. Rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.

Dominicans

Unacceptable substitute for Cubans.

Double Crunch

A popular cereal usually requested by Kramer.

Double park

The act of parking next to another car on a street, trapping it between the curb and the car next to it. Its how dictatorships start.

Double-dip

To place ones entire mouth into the dip. Just take one dip, then end it.

Double-dipping

A specific technique of eaching chips. You take a dip with your chip, take a byte and dip it again

Drake's Coffee Cakes

A delicious treat that will cost you more than 50 cents, but can make anyone break their fast (or at least, Elaine).

Dream Cafe

A cafe across the street from Seinfeld's apartment, run by a Pakistani immigrant named Babu Baaht.

Dream Cafe

Restaurant run by a Pakistani immigrant. Frequented only by Jerry Seinfeld.

Dream Spot

The most ideal and perfect parking space possible.

Drivel Parts

Sections of a novel which are drivel.

Egg White Omelet

Healthy alternative to a regular omelet.

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Entenmann's shim-sham "The"

One of the oldest baker's grift in the books. Involves substituting a piece of Entenmann's for vintage pastry to scam an unsuspecting pastry investor.

Euromysitisis

Condition in which not urinating could result in poisoning and possible death.

European Carryall

A purse for men.

Exclamation Point

a symbol used at the end of a sentence to imply exclamation, can be offensive if not used in the correct places.

Excuse Rolodex

Rolodex used to provide excuses for avoiding outings, meetings, conversations or general get togethers with annoying childhood friends you were only friends with in the first place because they had a ping pong table.

Executive, The

Vintage, belt-less over coat designed by Morty Seinfeld.

Extra MSG

An additive for chinese food, especially pea pods.

Face Painter

A person who paints their face with their favorite sports teams colors and/or logos to support the team.

Fake Erase

The act of pretending to erase a comment written in a medical record such as someone being "difficult" with a pencil that was originally written with a pen.

Fake Number

A number given to an undesirable potential date.

False Reflecting

The image that skinny mirrors gives one. One looks better in the mirror than in reality.

Fancy Boy

A man who wears a fur and carries a European Carryall.

FDR

Initials of Kramer's friend Franklin Delano Romanowski - not to be confused with a former president of the United States.

Feats of Strength

One of the rituals of Festivus. (See also Airing of Grievances)

Femininas

Kramer-speak for lovely ladies

Festivus

A holiday that Frank Costanza made up because he did not like all the advertisements and holiday jingles for all other holidays. It is celebrated on December 23rd. Slogan-"A Festivus for the rest-iv-us!"

Festivus

Festivus is a holiday celibrated on December 23, created by Frank Costanza and was made as a response to commercialism of the other December holidays. Slogan- "Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us".

Flabby Armed Spanking Machine

Situation one encounters when trying to swim in a pool when a large group of elderly people are having an aquatics class.

Flagged book

A book taken into a public resroom. Once "flagged," a book cannot be returned to the store for credit or donated to charity. In George's case the book was "French Impressionist Paintings."

Flavin

A term used in place of any other word in any context in times of drawing blanks

Flinty

a description of a woman's voice; deep, throaty and seductive. (Call a 976 chick and you'll hear it)

Fly off the Handle

1) Something certain Asian mailmen do when asked for directions to the local Chinese Restaurant. 2) Something Jerry does NOT do when asked which way is Israel

Forbidden City

Mythic place where a secret tribe of beautiful women reside. To get inside the walls, one must prove that one has had a relationship with one of their own. Not to be confused with a meat packing plant

Forcible Massage

Desperate act of trying to physically coerce a massage from someone. See Massage Teaser

Freckle's Ugly Cousin

Mole

Fresh "Out of the Dryer" Feel

The reason Kramer sticks his shirts in the oven

Friend- in- law

A friend of a friend is your friend-in-law. Sometimes also referred to as a friend by association

Friends O' Clyde

Jerry's first softball team

Fright-Night

Time period in which ugly people walk the streets of Manhattan.

frolf

Golf played with a Frisbee. See "Summer of George"

Frolf

A game george has always wanted to play. Frisbee golf. Golf played with a frisbee.

frolf

a game formed from a combination of frisbee and golf, played during the 'Summer of George'

Frolf

a game formed from a combination of frisbee and golf, played during the 'Summer of George'

From Nods to Nothing

Final stage of an acquaintanceship when passing acknowledgement is extinguished and one ignores the presence of another

Fudge Distribution

Something accomplished when the fudge is placed at the bottom of the ice cream sundae so one can control how much fudge one eats in each bite.

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Fugitive Sex

sex with your girlfriend who just broke out of prison. said to be better than conjugal visit sex or make up sex.

fugitive sex

Intercourse with an escaped convict.

Full-turn

A move employed in a movie theater usually combinded with the "eye roll." This technique is usually employed after the "half-turn" fails to quiet the talkative people sitting behind one in a theater.

Funeral Hello

A greeting given at a somber occasion, specifically a funeral, that lacks the enthusiasm of a regular hello.

Fungi

The pulral of fungus.

Fungicide

Cream used to clear up a fungus. Usually located in one's medicine cabinet.

Fusilli Jerry

One in a series of pasta personalities that Kramer created wherin the particular noodle used reflects the person's persona. ie. fusilli because jerry is silly. see Macaroni Midler

Fuzz, The

The Fuzz: slang: the police, used by newman

Gabardine

Material generally found in off-the-rack and/or vintage slacks preferred by Kramer. When Kramer is "out there and loving every minute of it," this is all that separates him from the public.

gallonk

Third noise heard on George's hidden briefcase tape, after the metallic squink.

Gammy

Jamaican slang for grandmother

gander

It's a goose thats had the ol' switcheroo pulled on it.

Gatzby Swing Top

A bra that instead of being worn underneath a piece of clothing is instead worn as a top. Can be purchased from the J. Peterman Company. Designed by Elaine Marie Benes.

Gay

someone who is neat, thin, and clean (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Germaphobe

One who fears germs and those who carry them like promiscuous women who wear slippers that are bacteria traps.

Get Out

Phrase in which the speaker displays his or her state of disbelief.

Get Outta Here

Phrase one wants to hear from one's doctor after asking about a serious illness. For example; "Do I have cancer?" "Cancer? Get outta here!"

Giddy-up

A phrase indicating agreement or an urging to proceed. ex. Will you take $500 for it? Giddy-up.

Gingaa

Term of derision used by Kramer. Can be used interchangably with Mojombo.

ginger ale

Soft Drink. George believes the coffee shop mixes Coke and Sprite instead of serving the real drink.

glitterati

According to Kramer, "people that glitter."

go out on a high note

An act of showmanship whereby the speaker, after making a comment that delights his audience, leaves the premises, thus he will go out on a high note and not risk making lesser comments.

Goiter

Non-cancerous enlargement of the thyroid gland, which can appear as a football-shaped protuberance jutting out of the neck.

Golden Boy

The first shirt in the cycle that Jerry wears after doing laundry.

Good Naked

Graceful actions performed while in the nude such as hair brushing. See Bad Naked

Gore-tex

Popular material used to make winter coats.

got hand

the state of having the upper hand in a relationship. "A man without hand is not a man. I've got so much hand I'm coming outta my gloves."

Got-no-Green Lantern

A super-hero like male acquantance who is invulnerable to creditors due to lack of funds.

Grease Monkey

Derogatory term for auto mechanic

Gyro

Savoury takeaway roll, can be purchased at subway stations. Not recommended for eating with cherished tv guide collectibles

H and H Bagels

A bagel establishment which is notoriously harsh for not allowing workers on strike to use its bathroom. Always looking for help around the holidays. Serves raisin bagels, something Kramer never thought he'd see in his lifetime.

Ha-Ho

Term used as an expression of anger, or excitement. Also used when information is discovered that produces anger

Ha-Ho

Term used as an expression of anger, or excitement. Also used when information is discovered that produces anger

Hair Hat

Slang for toup� along with rug, piece, and bird's nest

Half-turn

A gesture using one's head to express displeasure with the loud patrons sitting behind one in a movie theater.

Hand Model

Career in which your hands are photographed for use in advertisements showcasing jewelry, watches, etc.

Hand sandwich

A type of hand shake also known as the "Two hander." Comprised of "The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes." Greeting is open to interpretation because much depends on the layering and the quality of the wetness in the eyes.

Happy Pappy

A phrase used to inquire if an individual is pleased about somethiing.

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Having Hand

1) Denotes possession of controlling interest in a two-person relationship. 2) Something needed in lieu of a relationship.

He Schnapped Me

Method of plying the truth from one Elaine Marie Benes. See The Combination

Head to Toe

Sleeping position in which 2 people are in the same bed, with one person's head at the top of the bed, and the other with their head at the foot of the bed.

Head-first Parking

Method of pulling one's car in to a parking space.

Headso

Another name the police department came up with to describe the Lopper. See Denogginizer.

Heightening

Applying lifts in one shoe's to affect a taller stature.

Heil Five

Variation on the high five preferred by the Nazis

Hellllllloooooo!

Greeting made by Jerry's girlfriends stomach

Hennigans

The no-tell, no-smell Scotch which goes down smooth. Can also be used as a paint thinner.

Hi-fi

Archaic term used for stereo or record player.

High Hair

Hair that elevates abnormally above one's scalp. Example: Kramer was identified in a police lineup as the guy with high hair.

High-Talker

A male who speaks in such a high voice, he is often mistaken for a woman.

Himalayan Walking Boots

Perfect for keeping your feet resillient when you're heart aches, and your back aches

Hipster Doofus

Someone who while believing himself to be hip, aware and cool, is really a damn fool. Kramer is accused of being one.

Hoffer-Mandale Clinic

Medical establishment housing the practice of one Doctor Van Nostrand and located in Belgium, er, um, the Netherlands.

Hola!

Greeting Jerry said to Elaine after she bought a lot of crap on Putumayo y Cinco de Mayo

Hole-in-One

Act of playing golf on the beach with sole intention of putting into a whale blowhole.

Holes

How an individual, who knows nothing about electricity, describes an electrical outlet.

Home Bed Advantage

Personal space to bring your significant other, providing no former significant others are close by.

Hoochie Mama

Alternative to Serenity Now (see Serenity Now for it's definition) because as we all know, Serenity Now, Insanity Later.

Hopper

A imaginary place to store information or ideas.

Hot and Heavy

An advanced stage of a relationship.

human fund

Fictional charity. Created by George in order to avoid giving "real" holiday gifts at his job at Kruger.

I Like to Stop at the Duty Free Shop

Catchy phrase to recite on the way to the airport.

I'm Down

Phrase used to confirm one's participation in a certain event or activity.

Independent George

Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George. Opposite of Relationship George

Independent Jerry

Comfortable with a 1200 mile buffer zone. Threatened when his parents move in with him.

Indian Giver

One who gives away a gift, and taking it back. Otherwise known as de-gifting.

Indian Giver

I'm sorry, I am not familiar with that term.

Insider Deal

Special discount price on a new car given to friends of the salesman

Isobutane 20

An ingredient in anti-flea medication. (See also Isobutane 30, Sorbitant Sesquioliate)

Isobutane 30

An ingredient in anti-flea medication. (see also Isobutane 20, Sorbitant Sesquioliate)

isoceles

Kramer's childs name, all triangle with all 3 equal side and angles :roll:

It's Go Time

Point in an argument where the confrontation turns physical. Often preceded by the phrase "That's it"

It's Me.

The act in which people who are in a relationship identify each other on the phone. Not to be used to early in a realtionship.

Its' Not You, It's Me

Phrase, purportedly coined by George Costanza. Used when one is attempting to break off a relationship and lacks the courage to tell the other person why they don�t like them.

Jambalayah

Some of the soups of the soup nazi.. and Newman loves it

Jerk Store

George's all-time best come back to an insult as in, "The jerk store call and they're all out of you."

Jesus Fish

An "icthus" used by Christians (such as Puddy) to identify themselves. Often displayed on automobiles.

Jiggle It

Technique used to open a lock with a key.

Jimmy

A muscle training shoe salesmen who refers to himself in the third person.

Jimmy-Legs

Spastic jerkiness of the legs that disrupt anothers' sleep.

John Houseman Name

A moniker which sounds great when pronounced by actor John Houseman.

Johnson Rod

A suspicious sounding car repair, usually expensive

Jugdish

The Indian name for Jerry

Jujyfruit

A candy that can be bought at the concession stand in a movie theatre. It is excusable to stop and buy these when finding out that your friend is in the hospital.

June 29, 1980

The last time Jerry vomited.

Junior Mint

It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*! It's very refreshing! not meant to be put next to vital organs in the abdominal cavity

Junior Mints

A refreshing candy believed to contain special healing powers.

Kasha

Boiled or baked buckwheat. Sometimes used in hot cereals or kosher specialties - like kasha varnishkes. Its scent is not to be confused with potpourri!

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One's spirit or inner being. The part of you that says "Yes I can". Sammy Davis had it

Kavorka

The hidden ability to attract the opposite Sex. Kramer believes he had the kavorka.

kavorka

Latvian Orthodox, lure of the animals

Kenny Rogers Roasters Chicken

1.) A popular chain of take out chicken restaurants frequented often by Newman and Kramer 2.)"Bad Chicken! Mess you up!"

Ketchup Secret

Special facility with getting ketchup to run out of the bottle

kibosh

To put a halt to something. Crazy Joe Davola threatens to put the kibosh on Jerry.

Kishka

A stuffed meat thing. Israeli soldiers carry it. If they're captured behind enemy lines, they eat it and it kills them.

Kiss Hello

A method of greeting another person whereby one places a peck on the cheek.

KL5-8383

Seinfeld's first telephone number.

koko

George's nickname at Kruger, maid that works with one of jerry's girlfriends..."that chimp's alright"

Kramanium

Celebration of the millenium sponsored by Kramer

Kramerica Industries

Business run out of Kramer's apartment. Enlists the help of NYU intern (Darren). Inventions include rubber bladder system for oil tankers, 4.9 APR financing.

Kramerica Industries (2)

Kramers company which may or may not have a chicken.

Krona

Unit of currency in Sweden. David Putty has a "Krona comprehension problem"

Kruger

Owner of Kruger Industrial Smoothing and lackadaisical boss of George Costanza. Delights in giving out nicknames to employees. Run's a fairly tight ship, never gives two employees the same nickname. Never seems to mind when the company "takes it on the chin last year". Alternate pronunciation: Koo-Ger (Frank Costanza)

Kruger Industrial Smoothing

A smoothing company owned by Mr. Kruger. According to Frank Costanza, the company stinks. It couldn't smooth a silk sheet on a hot date...The "R" recently fell off the sign on the outside of the building, making the name sound like one of those old-time car horns (K-uger)

Kung Pao

Chinese entree which sometimes makes one break out in a sweat due to its hot and spicy flavor.

La Cocina

The name of George's made up off broadway musical about a miming chef named Pepe. He thinks of this when he is asked if he had written anything that the NBC executives might have heard of.

Label Baby Jr.

Brand of Labelmaker. Very appropriate for regifting.

Larry Fine, The

Hairstyle which one does NOT request when visiting the beauty parlor.

Latvian Orthodox

Religion to convert to for the love of a woman. Ask for the Express Conversion.

LBJ

An act in which one continues to speak about important matters to a fellow worker when unkowingly to the speaker that the other person is no longer present.

leave-behind

An item one leaves behind as an excuse for future return to re-claim

leave-behind

The act of leaving an item (eg. a sable hat)at someones apartment as an excuse to see that person one more time to retreive the item.

Level-Jumping

Taking premature advantage or assumption in a relationship. An example: asking a casual softball teammate or an occasional spectator to be godfather or godmother.

Library Cop

Person designated to enforce the rules of a library with special emphasis on collecting fines for delinquent books.

Little Jerry

The name Kramer gave to his rooster to be in cock fights.

Little Jerry

The name Kramer gave to his rooster to be in cock fights.

Little Kicks

Elaine's dance involving short kicks and thumbs :shock:

Little People

The term Mickey Abbott insists George use to describe him (and, presumably, other midgets).

Long Talker

One who rambles on and on and on and on.....

Lopper

A deranged psychotic who derives pleasure from beheading individuals.

Lord of the Idiots

One whose stupidity cannot be surpassed. Example: A person who throws away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event at Madison Square Garden.

love newton

A make-out partner

Low -Flow

Shower heads which barely produce enough water pressure to remove the soap and shampoo from one's body

Low Rumple

First of 3 noises picked up by George's briefcase tape recorder

Low Talker

Person who speaks so quietly that one is unable to distinguish what was said. Never nod your head in agreement when speaking with a low talker as it could result in an embarassing situation.

Macaroni Midler

Another in the pasta personality series created by Kramer. "see the little microphone?"

Macho Head Games

Means of intimidation employed by someone in a position of physical or financial power or an accusation of such made by a weaker or paranoid party. As in: "I'm tired of all your macho head games"

Made in the shade

According to Kramer, this is what happens when you become "in" with the gorillas.

Magic Loogie

A wad of spit capable of traveling great distances and performing various turns, deflections and pauses.

Man Fur

A fur coat designed specifically for men.

Man Hands

A woman's hands that look like they would be better suited on a man.

Man's Best Friend

Something that Kramer wants on his headstone

Mango

A fruit, similar to a B12 shot, that can make "it" move.

Mansear

Under garmet for men who need a little support up top.

Mansear

Manure

A good thing. It's nure...with Ma in front of it.

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marble rye (noun) a special kind of rye bread so rare it is often stolen but so common it is often left unserved. Derivation-often thought to be from the stealing of a special marble by one child from another, said marble then being left unused in a bedroom drawer.

March In

Process whereby an employee has reached the end of the line with his employer and "marches in" to inform the employer that he is quitting his job. The March Out (see below) often follows the March In.

March Out

Process whereby an employee, after completing the March In (see above), leaves the employer's office and realizes he may have made a mistake and thinks about all the money he will be losing.

Marine Biologist

Another one of George's "Professions". "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli".

Massage Teaser

Masseuse who brings massage table and oils into a room with no intention of actually using them

Master of One's Domain

A phrase indicating a person's abilty to refrain from personal gratification.

Masterpacker

One who has the ability to pack for a trip in an efficient manner and includes such items as cue tips, a mini-umbrella and something boring to read on the plane. Requires that you "Know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks."

Medium Crab Bisque

Food that the Soup Nazi refused to serve to Jerry, due to George's insistance on receiving bread for free.

Medium Turkey Chili

Food that the Soup Nazi refused to serve to George, due to George's insistance on receiving bread for free.

Medium, Large and Jumbo

New sizes of soft drink at movie theaters that were formerly small, medium and large respectively.

Memory Burn

Unforgettably vivid image of a past experience

Menage-a-Trois

A three way, or a good way to perform the roommate switch.

Mental Alarm

A function of the brain that allows one to mentally set a wake up time, negating the need for an alarm clock. This ability is not possessed by all and has one drawback known as the snooze.

Mentor

One who guides another in his or her career path.

Metallic Squink

Second of 3 noises picked up by George's briefcase tape recorder

Mickey

1) A sedative slipped into a person's beverage or food for the purpose of rendering them unconscious. 2) A gruff, gravel-voiced, contentious Little Person.

Mickey Source

One who supplies another with Mickeys for sinister purposes.

Mile 114

A one mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway that Kramer adopted.

Mimbo

A male "bimbo"

Mohel

One who performs a circumcision as part of the Jewish Bris ceremony. Some can be cantankerous and frenetic, even shakey.

Mojombo

Name used in phrases to substitute for words like "Buddy" or "Pal". i.e. "Guess again, Mojombo".

Moland Spring

Mr. Pitt's new water company, a merger of Morgan Water and Poland Spring - Elaine HATED the name.

Monk's

The restaurant were Elaine, Jerry, George, and Kramer always eat at

Monk's

Popular coffee shop in upper Manhattan.

mono nucleosis

an illness known to make boy friends of the patient more intelligent

Mooching Inventory

Written record of the quantity of food and it's value that a neighbor has helped himself to. The mooching inventory could be used on a weekly basis to bill the moocher for goods mooched.

Moops

The group of war mongers who invaded Spain during the 8th century according to George.

MOOPS

Historical demographic group (commonly known as "Moors") who's mispelled name allowed George to defeat the Bubble Boy at Trivial Pursuit.

More Everything!!

Request made by passengers flying first class, enjoying the finest amenities.

Morning Mist

One of the many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza

move

as in moving, you know,like furniture, the highest function of the male relationship

Mudder

Race horse who loves running on wet ground or "the slop"

Muffin Stumps

The bottom parts of muffins that are usually thrown away or discarded.

Mulligatawny

One of the Soup Nazi's "knee buckling" soups; favored by Cosmo Kramer.

Multiple Sneezer

A person who sneezes more than once in succession.

mulva

A name rhyming with a part of the female anatomy. It was thought that this was Jerry's girlfriend's name

Murphy Brown

NBC television show that Elaine writes a script for; Kramer appears as Murphy Brown's secretary under the name Steven Snell

Must Lie Situation

wherein the sheer awfulness of something cannot be expressed, simply because to do so would cause hurt feelings and precipitate no further invites to the Hamptons.

mutton

a mystery meat for luring dogs of all kinds

Mutton

Some kind of strange meat that Jerry stuffs in his pocket. What exactly is Mutton? I don't know and I don't want to find out.

Mysterious Galonk

Third of 3 noises picked up by George's briefcase tape recorder

Newman

A curse word one uses when things don't go your way.

Newmanium

A celebration of the new millennium sponsored by Newman.

Nexus of the Universe

Where 1st street intersects with 1st street in downtown New York City. It's near Original Ray's Pizza.

Nice Face Discount

Elaine got $50 bucks knocked off the armour that she saw on the street because she had a nice face. Jerry said she had to buy it cause she got the "nice face discount."

No Man's Land

The area of a shirt in which it would be ill-advised to place the second button

No Soup For You!!

What a Soup Nazi might say if his instructions for ordering soup are not carried out properly

No-tuck

The act of allowing bedsheets to lie freely atop the mattress. Allows freedom of movement and the ability to point one�s toes in the air while sleeping. (see Tuck)

Non Copus Mentis

Latin phrase uses by George Steinbrenner to describe George Costanza's condition after the big payroll project. Means "bats in the belfry"

Non-

Non-Date Personality

A more relaxed, personable side which is best "showcased" on a double date where there is less pressure than a one-on-one

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

Phrase used to denote acceptance towards gay people

Nothing

1)the concept by which the sitcom "Jerry" is based on that Jerry and George develop while in the diner; 2)a whitty but fairly obvious observation

Now We're Cookin'

A food delivery service that faxes you the menus from all of the restaurants. NOTE: you shoulds only sign up for this service if you actually have a fax machine, otherwise you might get several messages on your answering machine that consist of nothing but fax machine sounds.

Nutria

Cheap fur used to make rat hats

O'Brian

Name George takes on to ride in a limosine. He later finds that it is the name of the Arion Union.

Office Skank

A woman who sleeps around with co-workers.

Oh Mama

Cry of extasy sometimes used by the K-Man for instance after donning freshly heated clothing

Oh mama

Cry of despair, agony or pain. Frequently used by the K-man.

Old man Trying to take back soup in a deli

George's discription of the sea being angry the day he was a marine biologist.

On Her Person

Police lingo used to indicate evidence found on a dead body

On the Wagon

Abstaining from liquor due to alcoholism. Not to be confused with Off the Wagon, which is when one goes back to liquor despite being an alcoholic.

One In A Million

The odds of an object (possibly Fussilli pasta) lodging in one's anal cavity and requiring removal by a proctologist or ASSMAN.

One Manana's Notice

The proper time frame for cancelling an appointment or meeting of any kind.

Open Door Urination Policy

Situation where one friend feels comfortable enough using the bathroom of another friend with the door open until disabused of that notion by the friend whose bathroom it is.

Open-Lip Kiss

A overt act which positively indicates the degree of attraction between two people. Can lead to disappointment when uperceded by the bottle-wipe, though!

Ora-Dent

Brand of electric toothbrush.

Oranges

gift given to Japanese television executives, according to Kramer there are no oranges in Japan

Out There

The state of being unencumbered by lower undergarments.

Out-Neiled Him

The status one achieves when one is preferred over the original Neil.

Ovaltine

Source of material for Kenny Banya.

Paba

Ingredient in sunblock that George knows enough about to stay away from

Pachyderm

Nickname of pizza-juggling friend, Jerry Pershak

Pacific Northwest

Place where Newman learned to climb trees while growing up. Useful skill in retrieving fur coats.

Paella

Pronounced (pie - ay - ya) A spanish dish. A melange of fish and meat with rice. Very tasty.

Pants-off

Action of removing one's pants before an important performance or engagement so as to avoid wrinkling and/or damage to the creasing.

Papaya King: Hot dog vendor

Papaya King: Hot dog vendor located across the street from movie theater (see "Rochelle Rochelle")

Pardon my French

Phrase that George tells women he coined- used to get them into bed

Pardon?

Question asked when one has not heard or understood what another has said. More polite than saying, "What?"

Pear-Shaped Loser

Poor hapless sap whose character is reflected in his physique. Ex. George Costanza

Peek eet up

Translation: "Pick it up!" Phrase used by street thugs who stole the armoire Kramer was supposed to be babysitting.

Pensky material

An individual worthing of working for Arthur Pensky. George is told that he is "not Pensky material."

Perfect Pick-Up

Pulling up to the airport terminal at exactly the same moment as the people you are meeting walk out of the same terminal.

Periodical

Printed material which is published at regular intervals. Reading matter for when you get the call telling you that your son is bootleggah.

Pertussin

George's favorite cough medicine. Goes good with club soda.

Pesto

Sauce for pasta, made from basil, olive oil and garlic.

PEZ

candy dispenser with a funny head on it

Phase Two

Next development in a relationship featuring extra toothbrushes, increased call frequency, and walking around naked. The presents get a lot better in Phase Two.

Phone face-off

Contest between the person one is currently talking to on the phone and the person beeping in on call waiting.

pick or scratch

when Jerry's girlfriend thought that Jerry was picking his nose but he said it was just a scratch

Piece of fiber from shirt on left shoulder

Found on Kruger by Dr. Van Nostrum during a skin cancer examination. Something he's going to have to keep an eye on.

Pig-man

A genetic freak contained in a New York hospital who can be described as half man/half pig; also referred to as a small, fat little mental patient.

Pimple-Popper, MD

Derogatory slang used for a dermatologist

Pinch Weasel

A substitute who takes the place of the original weasel

Pinkish Hue

One of the qualities of a good cheek. (see also "Rosy Glow")

Pinky Toe

Valuable appendage on the foot with the nail that's impossible to cut. Can be reattached if it should become severed from the foot.

PLO Blend

Strong Arabian coffee such as the Arabian Mocha Java.

Poise

An important quality one must have to be a model citizen of America, especially for women

Poke

Physical action used by men to alert other men of cleavage in the area.

Poker-Face

The ability to avoid showing one's emotions through facial expressions. Poor ones, like George's, crack at the sight of two pair.

Pole

A decoration used as part of the Festivus celebration. It is used to mock a Christmas tree

Pop in

the unannounced visit from a girlfriend or parent that is typically frowned apon.

Potato Salad

A deranged bum's affirmation, usually accompanied by a military salute. "I'll take the job. Potato Salad!"

Pouch Envy

The jealousy that a male kangaroo exhibits towards the female kangaroo's pouch.

Pre-Emptive Breakup The act of

Pre-Emptive Breakup The act of turning the tables on someone who is about to break up with you by breaking up with them first, so as to gain the upper hand.

Pressed Ham nder glass

Prison Call

The king of phone calls. Since you are entitled to only one call from prison, the recipient of the "prison call" should be flattered to receive the call.

Prop Comic

Comedian who rather than doing "bits", favors comedic situations involving objects, such as a water gun

prophylactic wrapper

Something one should never leave in one's parents' bed after having sex.

Psycho-Sexual Hold

Hypnotic state caused by the sexual appeal of another. Can evoke a drugged and helpless feeling

Public fornicator

Porn-movie actor; e.g.: So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens? Oh, he's a public fornicator. Yes, he's a fine boy.

Public Urination Pass

Allows the holder to pee anywhere necessary (e.g. a parking garage) so as to prevent damage to the bladder or kidneys (e.g. Uromysitisis poisoning).

Pudding Skin Singles

Individually wrapped hardened chocolate pudding slices

Puffy Shirt

A blouse-like men's wear garment. Characterized by exaggerated pleating and bellowing form. Often associated with the pirate-look.

Puke

A funny word. It requires no thought. You hear the word puke and you can laugh without even having to think.

Pulp

A dangerous mass of pressed vegetable matter, known to cause eye problems if not careful. "Pulp can move baby!"

Puppet Regime

A goverment or organization which owes its existence to being installed, supported or controlled by a more powerful entity, typically a Del Boca Vista power-broker.

Purple 23

A good place to hide an air conditioner in a shopping mall parking garage.

Put the Kibosh On

To interrupt, disturb or terminate one's peaceful existence. Crazy Joe Devola was famous for putting the kibosh on people

Quone

Not in a regular dictionary but possibly in a medical dictionary. When a patient gets difficult, you "quone" him

Ragaholic

Someone unable to control his or her anger.

raining blows

a bombardment of punches in order to obtain power, or in franks case, a doll

rat hat

this hat was a substitute for the sable hat that was lost; composed of nutria fur

Ray's Pizza

A marking point for Jerry so he could pick up Kramer at the nexis of the universe. Confused with Original Ray's Pizza.

Rebecca DeMornay

An employee at a homeless charity shelter, used to work at Brentano's books. Doesn't appreciate Elaine's donation of bags of muffin stumps. Is not afraid to jump over the counter to punch George in the brain when he tries to donate a "flagged" book of French Impressionist painting.

Red Dot

A defect on a white cashmere cardigan sweater that allowed George Costanza to purchase it at the discount price of $80. This imperfection caused the sweater to be rejected by Elaine Benes and later by the cleaning woman at George's office, with whom he was having an affair.

Red Menace

The annoying glow from the Kenny Roger's Chicken sign across from Kramer's apartment.

refunding

the act of throwing up food - much to George's dismay because he's "paying for those meals."

Refunding

The act of vomiting one's meal before it's digested.

Reggie's

The bizarro coffee shop.

Regifting

The process of receiving a gift from someone and then turning around and giving it to someone else as a gift.

Relationship Intern

An assistant to a man dating a woman who helps with girl problems because neither of them can handle a woman by himself.

reparations

George asks this of Jerry after he learns that Jerry slept with Nina, Georges girlfriend. George insists the only way to punish Jerry is if he were to sleep with Elaine, to which Jerry replies:"It doesn't punish me it punishes Elaine, and cruelly I might add!"

Reservation

1) The process of taking and holding an item for one person by another - the holding being the most important aspect. 2) Securing a table at a restaurant. Not to be used specifically when speaking with your Native American girlfriend.

Reverse Peephole

A peephole that has been installed in the position opposite of the manufacturer�s recommendation. This allows the dweller of the residence to see inside his residence and ward off a surprise attack from an intruder.

Ribbon Bully

A person who emphatically insists that everone in the AIDs Walk MUST wear a ribbon

Ribbon, the

arbitrary symbol of awareness of AIDS, refusal to wear has resulted in severe thrashings.

Riconic relationship

A type of relationship where you go straight to bed with a girl. Named after a fellow named Rico.

Ring Dings

When coupled with Pepsi, would make a far superior dinner gift than a bottle of wine and/or babka. Guests of said party would secretly approach the presenter and confess "i'm really excited about the pepsi and the ring dings"

ring- tail lemur

some sort of animal that climbs trees very well; used to describe Newman as such

Ringer

a far, superior rooster. One that excels in Cock Fighting. Usually imported from South America.

Rochelle Rochelle

A movie depicting a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Proves the point that, "Men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off."

Rollamech 1000

A special mechanical pencil that Elaine has to buy for Mr. Pitt.

Rosy Glow

One of the qualities of a good cheek. (See also "Pinkish Hue")

Roundtine

Alternative name for the powdered drink mix Ovaltine. Roundtine may be a more appropriate name because the mug is round and the jar is round so where does the oval come from.

Rustproofing

An extra feature for the Saab 900 charged to the buyer along with undercoating, floormats, keys and finder's fee.

sagman, bennett, robbins, oppenheim and taft

law firm where eventual jerry girlfriend vanessa works. this episode also is the inception of art vandelay, who supposedly works in the building as an importer/exporter.

Salad grande

Portuguese for big salad.

Sauce Me

Request one makes to have their hair shampooed with tomato sauce when one's hair is contaminated with BBO.

Schmoopie

an annoying pet name

Schnapps

Liquor used to open one's "vault"; particularly useful to retrieve secrets from Elaine.

Schnitzer's rye

A marble rye bread from Schnitzer's, so desirable it can lead to mugging an old woman to obtain a loaf.

Seat Filler

A person employed to sit temporarily in the seat of a Tony recipient at the awards show. As Kramer says, "They don't like to see empty seats on TV so when somebody gets up I just park my kaboos on their spot until they get back."

Seattle

City in Washington State. Also known as "The Pesto of Cities".

Semi-Daily

Status of phone call frequency in a relationship.

Sending a black and white

The dispatching of a law enforcement vehicle to pick up those having information on crime or supposed criminals.

Sendrax

A company with a new kind of technique for televising opera. Jerry and George invest in this company on a tip with mixed results.

Sentence Finisher

One who interrupts you while you are making a statement and proceeds to complete your statement for you. It's like Mad Libs.

Seperat�

One who is seperated from one's spouse, but not divorced. A Seperat� is not out there, while a divorc� may be.

Serenity Now

A phrase shouted at the top of your lungs to relieve stress.

Set-Up

Blind date name change due to blind people not wanting to be associated with all those, "losers".

Seven

1) an original name with cachet up the ying yang that George would use if he ever had kids 2)one more than six and one less than eight

Sexual Camel

One who can last long periods of time without sexual gratification.

Sexual Perjury

Faking an Orgasm.

Shanghai Sally

Nickname for Opium.

She Fine

Spontaneous, but slightly gratuitous phrase uttered by an impressed male upon sighting a particularly lovely female. A favorite of Jackie Chiles.

Shiksa

A non-jewish woman. When one has 'shiksappeal' , she turns on a Jewish man because she is not like his mother.

shiksappeal

What makes a non-Jewish woman attractive in the opinion of a Jewish man.

Shouldering

Assuming some of the responsibilities, especially in a relationship.

Shrinkage

The phenomenon by which a ceratin part of the male anatomy (referred to by Elaine as 'IT') suffers from a size reduction after swimming in cold water.

Sic Semper Tyrannus

Latin phrase used by John Wilkes Booth and Crazy Joe DaVola, meaning death to tyrants.

Sickie

"Woman who likes the male body. Male body = weird, awckward, harry, and lumpy."

Sidler

1) One who appears silently from nowhere - often to accept undue credit for a job well done. 2) One who disappears silently from anywhere - often to avoid a deserved reprimand for a job poorly done.

Skinny Mirror

A reflective apparatus that makes one appear thinner than one actually is.

Skittles

The one candy that does not have swirling chocolate in the commercials.

Sky Burger

Fast food joint, preferable to waiting endlessly at a Chinese restaurant

Slappy White

A useful pseudonym to use when you want to buy a Cadillac for your parents.

Slip one past the goalie

Impregnate a woman.

Smell Gestapo

A B.O. squad that patrols the city looking for people with B.O. It's purpose is to sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush.

Smuckers

The dog whose medicine Kramer takes to relieve him of his to nagging cough

Snack-Wells

A treat that is often ingested for its lack of fat content while its high-caloric properties are just as frequently overlooked.

Snapple

Popular bottled beverage that can contain tea, fruit juice or both.

Snub

The action performed between two people when a greeting is not acknowledged or returned. Kramer snubbed Gail Cunningham, the girl that wouldn't kiss Jerry after three dates. Kramer thinks Girls love the snub, Jerry doesn't condone the snub, and George tried the snub for one year with no success.

Soda

Name invented by George and offered to his less imaginitive friends.

Son of Dad

Kramer's suggestion for the serial killer's name terrorizing Riverside Drive.

sons of bitches

people that park in a handicapped spot

Sorbitant Sesquioliate

An ingredient in anti-flea medication. (See also Isobutane 20, Isobutane 30).

Soup

not a meal, unless you crumble crackers

Soup Mode

The frame of mind one must be in before entering a certain soup establishment.

Soup Nazi

One who demands perfection from himself and from his soup.

SP 2000

Deli Slicer preferred by Kramer. Can cut slices so thin you can't see them

Special Tiny Instruments

Special tiny instruments needed to save a run over squirrel. They usually arrive just in time.

Speed dial

Spite

Jerry's reason for returning a jacket when the clerk he knows upsets him.

Splat

The sound emitted by the human body when dropped from a multi storied building and lands on the roof of an automobile; can be averted if the automobile is a convertible

Sponge Worthy

An attribute or quality of a man that makes him acceptable for love making. These qualities must be stronger when the sponge count goes down.

sponge-worthy

A qualitative rating by which Elaine determines whether a male is worthy of sexual relations--the consequence of which being the use of a contraceptive sponge, part of her vast hoard of the now-discontinued product.

Square

standard amount of toilet paper used to measure how much to use, or how much you have left. Ex:"I don't have a square to spare."

Stab-Worthy

Signifies possible hidden quality that makes people angry enough to stab you after a break-up.

Stakeout

The action of staying at a location and waiting for a person to arrive

Stall Man

A male who doesn't use the urinals in a public mens restroom.

Step Off !

Phrase used by the collar turned up, hip adventurous type to mean leave me alone, go away, get outta here now dude.

Step Skipper

Person who can go through at least 6 steps of treatment for alcoholism in a day by not actually doing the steps. (step 9 in particular.)

Stickin' It

Rubbing it in.

Stop Short

Driving move perfected by Frank Costanza which consists of hitting the brakes quickly and stretching out the right arm to prevent one's female companion from going through the windshield, thus creating the opportunity for copping a little feel.

Street Tuffs

The two gay men who steal Elaine's armoire and who beat up Kramer for burning the Puerto Rican flag and for not wearing his AIDS ribbon

Strummin' the ol' Banjo

A technique used to scratch an itch.

Stuff Your Sorries in a Sack

Unknown meaning...

Stumps

the bakery (top of the muffin to you!'s) Waste product from "poping the top off" of a muffin. This led to the caretaker of the homeless shelter to protest against their "stumps of muffins"

Summer Me

Term George uses to refer to Fragile Frankie Merman because George thinks Jerry uses Frankie as his replacement at summercamp.

Summer of George

A three-month period after losing ones job to, read books, play "frolf" (frisbee golf)and "taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin."

summer of george

georges 3 months of freedom

Super Terrific Happy Hour

Japanese comedy show where Jerry has a a one-second clip of him in the opening credits and is now receiving royality checks for twelve cents.

Superterrific Happy Hour

Comedy show in Japan with a cameo of Jerry Seinfeld at the start

Supreme Flounder

Fish served for the first time in America. Number 47 on the menu.

Surprise blindfold greeting

A greeting wherein the greetor sneaks up on the greetee, placing his or her hands over the greetee's eyes and says, "Guess who."

Sweet Action

Great odds for a bet to be placed in hope of a big payoff.

Sweet Fancy Moses

A phrase used by Jerry and George when watching Elaine dance.

Sweet Fancy Moses!

Exclamation of surprise. (See also Whoa, Nelson!)

Swirl

The consummation of a sexual procedure used in pleasuring a woman. Can be done in either a clockwise or couter-clockwise direction.

T-Bone

1. A popular cut of steak. 2. A nickname one desires for oneself.

TCB

abreviation of the phrase "taking care of business". This is what Kramer does when he works at brandt leland investments in the episode "The Bizarro Jerry".

thank you wave

supposed to be given when someone lets you have the precedence

That's a shame

Often used to express feigned or shallow concern or sympathy. Also used as "This is going to be a shame" when the Kramerica Oil Blimp is accidentally tested on the Woman Who Would Not Look Up.

That's Gold !

Expression used to display one's delight with an idea presented by another person.

The 2nd Button

The button which makes or breaks the shirt

The bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend, bad fianc�, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen�the bad tipper

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The Beach

Colon created by Kramer to smell like someone just came home from the beach; was stolen by Kalvin Klien

The Big Race

Athletic event that Jerry and rival student Duncan Meyer participated in while in high school. Jerry accidentally got a head start and won.

The Chip-In

A method of purchasing a gift in which a small group of people pool their funds to buy a single gift between them. Allows the purchase of more expensive gifts such as a television.

The Chip-in

Situation when a group of people pool their money together to pay for a gift or cab.

The Combination

Alcohol -- A fool-proof method of removing items from "The Vault."

The contest

A competition used to establish who is "master of their domain" (see master of your domain)

The Drake

Nickname of Scott Drake. People seem to either love him or hate him

The English Patient

Movie that everyone likes, except Elaine. It costs her her job and boyfriend.

The Face Scratch

When a person is in a relationship and is describing how its going the higher up they scratch on their face is an indicator of how the relationship is going. The higher the scratch the worse it is.

The Fix-Up

The act of bringing two single people together in the hope that they may then have a relationship. Care should be taken, though, to ensure that any contraceptives supplied to the fixed-up individuals are of high quality.

The Good Samaritan Law

A federal law requiring an innocent bystander to respond to (and aid the victim of) a crime within their vicinity as long as it is reasonable to do so.

The Good Samaritan Law

Law in small town of Latham Massachusettes forcing action by witnesses to attempt to aid those being victimized by petty crime

The Good, The Bad or The Ugly

The phases of a woman's facial appearance depending on the lighting of the area where she is currently standing.

The Human Fund

"Money for people" --- charity which George made up.

The Kiss Hello

A rather abrasive greeting used by those who have an extreme need for intamacy. Extremely contageous, once it spreads, it can lead to an epidemic that may force some out of the social circle of their apartment building.

The Kramer

A painting of Kramer done by one of Jerrys ex-girlfriends. One observer noted he looked like a "Loathesome offensive bruit, yet I cant look away...he sickens me"

The Little Man

Possessor of the small inner voice that guides one in life. George's is an idiot.

The Maestro

Man who doesn�t apreciate being called by his own name.

The Miana

The nucleus, the straw that stirs the drink. Jerry of course.

The Move

One's own patented sexual move.

The Nice-Face Discount

A discount on certain items because the buyer possesses a 'nice face.'May be up to 20% off item's original price.

The ol' switcheroo

The act of switching items in order to catch a person in the midst of a lie, not to be confused with "what's good for the goose is good for the gander"

The Opposite

When all of one's instincts are wrong, doing the opposite would have to be right. Adopting this strategy gets George a job with the New York Yankees

The Other Guy

Not Pavarotti and not Domingo.

The Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You

Unknown meaning, but party of dirty talk.

The Pigeon Deal

A deal that humans have with the pigeons. The pigeons get out of the way of cars as long as humans look the other way at statue defication. George runs over a few pigeons as well as steps on them. "We have no deal!!"

The Pinch

Alternative ending to a foolproof sexual move. See Counter-Clockwise Swirl

the place to be

Frank's billiard room he sets up in George's old room; too cramped to finish a full game with a standard cue stick.

The Stink of Responsibility

When a man gets engaged, it demonstrates to the opposite sex that he can go "all the way", thus making him much more attractive.

The Switch

The act of ending a relationship with a person only to begin one with his/her roomate

The Ted Danson Jet

The NBC private jet Ted Danson recieves and George envies.

The Timeless Art of Seduction

Procedure in which to woo a woman. Step one: Seductive photos.

The Twirl

Technique used by streetside umbrella salesmen to catch the eye of potential buyers. Must not be done too fast, lest one disorient the customers

The Van Wyck

Expressway in the New York City area. Basically impossible for drivers to conquer.

The Wheels Are In Motion

Indication that plans are being made to extract someone from a particularly bad situation, like being denied their Visa renewal

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!

Famous line from a Woody Allen movie that may or may not have finished production.

This Chick's Playing With Confederate Money

Euphemism for a woman with breast implants.

this, that, and the other

having all three of the types of relationships without getting overly involved. not possible.

Throat Clear

A non-verbal implication of doubt.

Time-Slot Head

Comedian who takes the stage after a funny set by a previous comedian and "eats his laughs"

Tippy toes

A code word which alerts a person if someone will catch them doing something, George used this word to alert Jerry when he was switching answering machine tapes.

Tippy-Tippy Day-Day

From the Impressionist School, like Monet and Manet.

Tippy-Toe Lemon Tree

Code phrase to alert one of another's pending arrival.

Toe Thumbs

Thumbs that have been replaced by big toes possibly because the original thumbs were lost in an accident, maybe an accident with a tractor.

Too frooooty

Why Baboo's brother doesn't like Snapple. (See Snapple)

top floor

a person's chest region on their body, referred to by Kramer

top floor

chest region on a person's body according to Kramer

Top of the Muffin to You!!!

Elaine's Muffin-top business venture's slogan.

Triangle Art

Artwork in which the theme is all triangles. Could be worth as much as $1900.

Tropic of Cancer

The book that Jerry never returned to the library.

Tryptophan

Enzyme produced by eating turkey which causes drowziness

Tub Is Love

When a man is unsure of his feelings for a woman but finds himself scrubbing the bathtub with ajax before she comes over, this indicates he is in love

Tuck

The act of folding bedsheets under a matress to form a type of enclosed sleeping environment - like a sleeping bag. (see No-tuck)

Tuna on Toast

Sandwich frequently ordered at lunch. When one's life doesn't benefit from eating this sandwich, one may be forced to switch to Chicken Salad on Rye, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea.

Tuscany

Lovely region in Italy where there is but one available rental property which can only be leased by visiting Ciccio.

Twirl, the

The act of an umbrella salesman spinning an umbrella over his or her shoulder in order to attract customers. Can be visually appealing or disorienting.

Twix

Candy bar George buys that gets stuck in the machine.

Two Face

A woman whose appearance changes (for better and worse) depending on lighting conditions. Ex. George "She's a two face"

Two hander

A type of handshake greeting. Also see "Hand sandwich."

Tyler Chicken

Restaurant out of Little Rock, Arkansas that the Yankees trade George to.

Uchi-Mama

A phrase used in the place of "Serenity Now"

Ugly Baby

A rare phenomenon where a baby is actually unpleasant to look at it. Seeing one can at times cause twisted facial expressions and/or body convulsions.

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Un momento por favor!

Spanish for "Wait a minute... I'm going to hear about the story of Matador Eduardo Corrochio"

Unauthorized Hi

When one tells another hi from a third party, when the third party actually never said hi.

Unvitation

An invitation to a party or event sent purposefully too late so that the person invited won't have the time to get it together to attend. Also known as a nonvite.

Unwind

Relaxing on a Sunday night to prepare oneself for the start of the "work week"

Urban Sombrero

A mexican hat designed for the urban business professional.

Uromysitisis

Poisoning that occurs when a person that needs to urinate fails to do so in a timely manner

Van Buren Boys

A street gang named after President Martin Van Buren. They are known for being as mean as Martin was.

Van Buren Boys Code

The secret code is to show 3 fingers. As Kramer says "They never hurt one of their own."

Van-Guy Term Jerry uses when

Van-Guy Term Jerry uses when he realizes Fragile Franky Murman is upset over Jerry's displeasure with his van. Jerry says "I'm a van-guy," when Fragile Franky threatens to run to the park.

Vandalay Industries

Manufacturer of latex. Considered hiring George as a salesman.

Vandelay Industries

A non-existant company located in Jerry's apartment where George tells the Unemployment Office that he has applied for a sales position. When you answer the phone, he says, you have to answer it, "Vandelay Industries."

Vandelay, Art

Pseudonym that George uses to get out of bad situations without leaving his real name.

Vault, The

Place of mental secrecy where one's intimate utterances are safe from disclosure to others. Can also be used as a verb Ex. "I'm vaulting it."

Vegetable Lasagna

Pet name Elaine gives to her flight neighbor, Magnus

Velvet Fog

1) Nickname for Mr. Mel Torme 2) Kramer's mental state after being kicked in the casaba by Joe Divola. (see Yo Yo Ma)

Velvet Scrunchy

Soft elastic pony-tail keeper preferred by Cosmo Kramer

venetian blindes

a book written by Art Vandaley, according to George Castanza

Vile Weed

Can be used to describe any loathsome, unpleasant, undesirable or objectionable green vegetable. Example: brocoli.

Vorshtein

Not a word, according to Elaine Benes, but a phrase used to show incompetence in interpreting a cartoon

Wait Out

Process whereby one anticipates the end of another couples relationship so that one can make a move on the Seperat� (see Seperat�) of one's desire.

Walk-by Hello

When you see someone one the street that you know and you say "Hello" as you walk by without stopping. Sometimes it requuires turning around for a "How are you today?" But the idea is to not stop walking.

Walking Candy Apple

One who has a large head sitting atop one's disproportionately puny body.

War What is it Good For

Leo Tolstoy's original idea for the title of "War and Peace" (he was later talked out of it by his mistress)

Waterfall Grotto

A soothing and relaxing place to find respite - or maybe just a toilet.

Way out and wild...

Jerry's descrition of where Elaine and he went when they were dating.

Wedgie

An act generally performed in a men's locker room whereby the perpetrator pulls up on the back of the victims underwear thereby wedging the underwear tightly in the victims butt crack. See "Atomic Wedgie" for variation.

Whatley

Making a donation to a charity in someone's name as their Christmas gift.

White Lotus

Nickname for Opium. See Shanghai Sally and Yam-Yam

White Whale

A persistent, ever elusive nemesis

white whale

the alter ego name given to Newman by the policeman and Kramer during Newman's scofflaw days.

Whitey Fisk

A summer friend George made up because Jerry had Fragile Frankie Merman to hang out with when they went to summer camp together. George claimed Whitey was able to sneak him in to see "Last Tango in Paris". George admitted lying to Jerry about Whitey after all those years in The Junk Mail.

Whoa, Doctah!

An exclamation utterted to one's self upon catching sight of a particularly large and fine set of breats.

Whoa, Nelson!

Exclamation of surprise. (See also Sweet Fancy Moses!)

Willard

Brand of tip calculator sold and distributed by Bob Saccomano Sr. in the south Florida region. Less expensive than the "Wizard" (less reliable as well), some have been known to come without a 7.

Wiz

Spokesman for discount mart of sorts. Elaine's boyfriend was one of these and apparently they can't be beaten.

Women's Line

Brassieres and various and sundry women's, um, unmentionables.

Woo-Woo

The sound a police siren makes. More effective than Waa.

World's Greatest Dad

Better than just #1. The best in the World!

Worlds Collide Theory: Theory that

Worlds Collide Theory: Theory that if ones relationship self and their independent self met it would be the end of the independent self

Wretched Disfugurement

Situation where by a lawyer can make ridiculous sums of money suing the tobacco companies due to one's smoking habbits.

wretchedly poor

term used to describe one who wears one of those barrels with the straps

write-off

tax/accounting procedure used by big corporations to account for losses (i.e. damaged stereo sent via mail, which was insured) "...they just write it off!"

Write-off

I don't really know what a write-off is, but the post office does, and they're the ones writing it off.

yada yada

Phrase used to shorten a story. May also be used to cover up unsavory information in the story.

Yada Yada Yada

The act of leaving out a very important and descriptive part of a conversation(Usually leaving out an intimate part of the conversation)

Yada..Yada...Yada

A part of a story is intentionally left out and replaced with "yada...yada...yada." over unimportant parts.

Yaddayaddayadda

Substitution for unimpressive sex in conversation; used as a dialog shortcut.

Yam-Yam

Nickname for Opium. See Shanghai Sally and White Lotus

Yamahama

Exclamation of horror at a person's disheveled, frightful appearance.

Yeah, in six games.

According to George Costanza, the number of unacceptable games it takes to win a World Series. Usually said with a tone of indignation.

Yearn

To sit and contemplate what one wants out of life.

Yo Yo Ma

Utterance proffered by Kramer after being dazed by a round-house kick to the gourd from Crazy Joe Divola 2) A world-famous cellist

Yo-Yo-Maa

An exclamation of astonished joy. Possible use would be when a man witnesses a woman sunbathing topless on a beach in the Hamptons.

Yoo-Hoo

Chocolate beverage that Jerry likes to drink; drink that the bubble boy's father transports

You are So Good Looking

Complimentary phrase to replace "God Bless You" after a sneeze.

You know this is my crazy time of year!

Request from a beautifully overworked Kramer on his third day.

You Know We're Living In a Society..

Phrase used to express dismay at the bad or rude behavior of others.

You're so good looking

The alternative to "Bless You" when someone sneezes.

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