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"I am sorry" wave
Done when commiting a faux pas white driving to accept blame -- you raise the hand, lower the head as if to say - "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The buttons are really big on the car. I don't understand it. I haven't read the manual" etc.

"Moses Smell the Roses"
Expression used by Jerry to express great feelings of emotion.

"This" & "That"
Term cretaed by Jerry and Elaine reffering to friendship and sex

"Ya that's right"
A phrase Putty often utters when someone asks him a question (especially one in which they are only asking to make sure they heard right the first time)

'89 LeBaron
Used vehicle purchased due to the fact that the previous owner was actor Jon Voight.

00
not "double zero," but "oooh oooh," as in oooh oooh aaah aaah (see koko)

12-gauge
The most popular gauge of shotgun that police use. Makes the 11-gauge look like a cap pistol.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 5A
Jerry's address.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 5B
Kramer's address.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 3A
Jerry's first address.

129 West 81st Street Apt. 5E
Newman's address

1st and 1st
Noun; The nexis of the Universe.

2 million Lira
Price in Italian currency for a villa in Tuscany from Cicio.

32
Jerry's actual pants size, although he does scratch off the 2 and replace it with a 1 so that everybody thinks he is a 31 waist

5'6"
George's real height, except when he wears Timberlands, which make him 5'8"

5-19
Police code for a possible auto theft.

555-FILK
Kramer's phone number, which frequently gets confused with 555-FILM, which is Movie Phone.

7
Name invented by George to honor Mickey Mantle and be an original name for his unborn child

7 and 5 eights
Jerry's hate size.

A Great Entrance
A dramatic way of entering a room for a party or fancy ball.

A Tell
When describing a date, if one touches the face,it means deception is taking place and "you gotta tell". The higher up on the face one touches, the worse the situation really is.

AM/PM
Setting on a clock radio that is sometimes entered incorrectly, causing one to oversleep.

Address Discrimination
Practiced particularly by food delivery organizations with delicious flounder, whereby they refuse to deliver an order beyond a specific boundary.

Agrabah
Magic word used by the Flying Sandoz Brothers to make things disappear

Airing of Grievances
One of the rituals of Festivus. (See also Feats of Strength)

Airport Pick-up
The most important of all pick-ups, nothing is more gratifying than a perfect airport pick-up.

Alcoholic Chicken
Product of Tyler Chicken and soon to be available at Yankee Stadium.

An "IT"
Girl of one's dreams. Lifelong companion. Synonym-The One

An "IT" (part 2)
The male reproductive organ. Elaine said: He took "IT" out.

An Enzo
A bad haircut.

Anti-Dentite
One who exhibits prejudiced feelings toward dentists, at times rabid feelings. May even believe they should have their own schools.

Anti-Dentite
Term used to refer to a people who is vehemently opposed to/or anything associated with dentists or dentistry.

Anytown, USA
Prototypical house in America, symbolized by the "front porch" set up by Kramer in the hallway. Often includes swinging bench, bug zapper, hanging plants, American flag and a storm door.

Arby’s
Low-class take-out sandwich restaurant preferred by Puddy. Menu items include roast beef sandwich.

Aristotle Goose Down Tunic
Fake Peterman product Elaine comes up with after running wild with an expense account.

Armoire
Piece of furnature that the Soup Nazi gives to Elaine but forgets his recipes are in it.

Assman
A really cool license plate belonging to Kramer (or some proctologist).

Astronaut Pen
Has an unusual quality in that it writes when turned upside down. Used by astronauts while traveling in space. Also useful while writing in bed, preventing the user from having to turn over and lean on his elbows.

Atomic Sub
Obscure sandwich franchise in New York area. Regularly provides cards wherein after the purchase of twelve crappy sandwiches, one automatically receives commission as a "sub-captain." A hat may or may not be involved.

Atomic Wedgie
A very rare form of the basic "wedgie" (see Wedgie)whereby the perpetrator extricates the waistband of the victims underwear to a point somewhere around the victims head. In extremely rare cases the elastic waistband may break off.

B-O-S-C-O
1) A chocolate-flavored syrupy liquid used as an additive to milk. 2) George's PIN code 3) Possible estranged lover of Mrs. Peterman

B.B.O.
Super potent, impossible to remove stench. Literally "beyond body oder"

B.L.
Beautiful Lineswoman. (i.e. "Yeah, she's a B.L.")

BL
Beutiful Lineswoman a term used by george to describe a deaf lineswoman at the 92 US Open.

BTU
British Thermal Unit

Babka
A cake which comes in several flavors, most popular being chocolate or cinnamon; also with or without a hair attached. Has been known to cause small feuds in bakeries.

Baby
Extraneous term applied to the end of a statement to add more emphasis to that statement. Example: There's no precedent, baby!

Baby Blue
Son of Golden Boy.

Backslide
Situation whereby a couple that has broken up, gets back together. Often the backslide is preceded by the Bump Into (see Bump Into below).

Bad


Bad Breaker Upper
Someone who cannot end a relationship without offensive insults.

Bad Breaker Upper
person that means the bad things you say when you break up that you don't mean, often causes exes to become crazy and take violewnt acts against this person

Bad Date Situation
An event, such as a party, where bringing a companion would prohibit mingling with other attendees at the event.

Bad Naked
Unattractive actions performed in the nude such as crouching, coughing, straining to open a pickle jar or belt sanding. See Good Naked

Bad Seed
Undesirable person due to questionable upbringing, poor genetic inheritance or both

Bald Paradise
Period in 1920's where all men wore hats, therefore the women couldn't tell which guys were bald.

Bald again
A phenomenon in which a bald person who earlier used to crib about being bald starts realizing that he is not himself if he is not bald. That persons now wants to be bald and also want to date bald women

Baldist
A woman who has never gone out with a bald man, discrimination.

Baldist
A person who does not assoicate with bald people

Balm
A type of salve or ointment used to treat burns and abrasions. ex. Who told you to put the balm on?

Barometer
It's pronounced thermometer.

Bastard
Friendly term used, mainly by people from Texas, instead of words like "Gentleman".

Beach, The
The Men's Colon Kramer creates to smell like you just came home from the ocean; this same idea was stolen from Kramer by Kalvin Klien

Beautiful Godzilla
A woman who based on looks alone can get anything she wants (example: such as tickets to a movie that has been sold out) and has never been seen carrying anything more than three pounds.

Beboppin' and scattin'
Phrase used by George Costanza to describe an insincere, insulting apology offered by recovering alcoholic Jason Hankey for an incident involving "a drafty apartment," "a sweaterless friend," and "a cheap, ballpark giveaway MetLife windbreaker."

Beef-A-Reeno
What a delicious cuisine-o Fit for a king and queen-o! Purchased in bulk at the "Price Club." Not recommended for horses.

Better Bring a Poncho
A term of advice offered to someone who plans to monitor the withdrawl of a junkie.

Big Boy
Full size Drake's coffee cake

Big Coarse Ha
Rough, boisterous type of laugh that is an undesirable trait in a female companion. (hated by Costanza)

Big Salad
A salad containing big lettuce, big carrots, and tomatoes like volleyballs.

Bizarro
An adjective meaning the exact opposite. Examples: Bizarro Jerry (reliable, considerate friend) and Bizarro Superman (says hello when he leaves and goodbye when he arrives).

Black SAAB
Name that Maroon GOLF calls Jerry during Puerto Rican Day

Black and White Cookie
1)Dessert food containing equal parts chocolate and vanilla; has been attributed to vomitting. 2)the key to racial harmony; "look to the cookie".

Blacklist
The act of not allowing an individual from being served by a company

Blurb
A short write-up in a newspaper or magazine.

Bob Sacamano
The friend of Kramer, Who is yet to be seen.

Boca Breeze
The newsletter at Del Boca Vista (Phase Three) -- a "Pinko Commie rag"

Bomb Defusing Robot
A person, such as your irritating uncle, who you have to open up your packages that you may suspect to be bombs.

Bombable
The level of celebrity one achieves where he or she may be the victim of a bomb of any sort.

Bootros Bootros Golly
An exclamation of astonished joy. Possible use would be when a man witnesses a woman sunbathing topless on a beach in the Hamptons.

Bosco
The purest chocolate "syrup nectar" enjoyed by George. It stained a sweater of his and was his ATM code. Also used by Kenny Banya in a comedy bit.

Botticellis
Fashionable dress shoes worn by Elaine and coveted and discussed by others

Bottle-Wipe
A subconscious act which negatively indicates the degree of attraction between two people. Supercedes the open-lip kiss!

Boutros Boutros-Ghali
1. A former secretary General of the United Nations. 2. What Jerry exclaims when seeing a topless sunbather.

Boys
Euphemism for testicles or sperm

Bra-less Wonder
1)A slang term used against a female who is well endowed in the pectoral region and refuses to wear the recommended undergarment 2)Sue-Ellen Mishke

Break-out, Pop-in
the unannounced visit from a girlfriend who just broke out of prison that is typically frowned apon.

Breakup by Association
Situation in which one can no longer be friends with another because that person has broken up with one's friend.

Breath Taking
A word used to politely describe someone who is ugly

Breath Taking
An word used to politely describe someone who is ugly

Bris
An ancient Jewish ceremony where a male child is circumcised. A sacred covenant between G-d and Abraham, or something... (see Mohel)

Bro, The
A support undergarment specifically designed for men.

Bruline
Tennis racket preferred by Mr. Pitt, Ms. Landers and Newman.

Bubble Boy!!!!! you all forgot
Bubble Boy!!!!! you all forgot bubble boy!!!! :roll:

Buck Naked
If George was a porn star, this would be his name

Buffer
A region of separation between parents and their children

Buffer Zone
The mean separation between one's parents and themself. The greater the buffer zone, the greater the quality of life

Buffer Zone (2)
A desired distance between yourself and others for any number of reasons. Used in context in The Chinese Restaurant.

Bump Into
Situation whereby a couple that has broken up unexpectedly encounters one another. This can at times lead to a Backslide. See Backslide above.

Bunion Stories
Purchased by Kramer from Newman, to replace stories sold to J. Peterman. Price: eight bucks.

Busting
An implication of being overwhelmed with joy and/or good fortune

Butter Shave
Alternative method of shaving. Reportedly vastly superior than any commercial shaving cream. Warning: Avoid exposure to prolonged sunshine after application of the butter.

Cable boy
Kramer's nick-name for Jerry when he agrees to have illegal cable installed by Kramer's friends.

Caffe Latte
Half coffee, half milk hot drink that Seinfeld helped to become one of the most widely consumed drinks in the world.

Caligula
Roman Emperor from 37-41 CE. Mentally unbalanced, neglected affairs of state so as to better indulge in his passions. Jerry used this term to refer to George when trying to combine his three loves, food, sex and television.

Call waiting face-off
A phone call is interrupted by another call waiting...the person fielding both calls is forced to make a decision between the two.

Calzone
Dough pocket filled with pizza toppings and sauce.

Candy Line-up
Similar to a police line-up except that candy bars are used instead of possible crime suspects. Candy bars are set up unwrapped with the intention of determining a persons ability to identify a specific candy bar. Candy line-ups have been known to disappear before the identification process takes place.

Cape Weather
A day characterized as cool and breezy, ideal conditions for wearing a cape.

Cashmere
Expensive, finely-knit fabric considered extremely desirable by foreign cleaning women. Also prized by Elaine Benes, Jason Hankey, and George Costanza.

Cassus Belli
Meaningless Latin phrase that Elaine likes to say out loud

Cell Phone Walk-n-Talk
Conversation one has on their mobile phone to kill time as they walk to their destination.

Cherish the Cabin
Susan Ross's grandfather's last words to her father before he died.

Cherry Binaca
Breath spray that can also be used in place of pepper spray or mace in certain situations.

Chewing the fat
What Jerry and his imaginary butcher Franco do. While doing this, Franco came up with the line "Salad's got nothing on this Mutton".

Chow Fung
A big flat noodle.

Chucker
One who foists an excessive number of ill-advised shots in a basketball game. (Pronounced by George as "Chuckah"). ex. Who's the chucker?

Chuckle
A jelly candy that comes in five flavors

Chunky
A chocolate candy bar that, if left in an apartment, will lead to the inundation of fleas

Cinnamon
According to Jerry: It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again.

Clapgo D-29
An impenetrable dead-bolt lock. Has only one functional requirement. THE DOOR MUST BE CLOSED!

Clapko 3000
The most inpenetrablelock on the market today (according to Jerry)

Clarkman Garbage Disposal
In addition to being installed in the sink, can also be installed in the shower drain. This allows one to shower and prepare a meal at the same time.

Cleaner
One who makes problems go away. (ie. Muffin stumps)

Cleavage
If one sees cleavage, then it is followed by a touch, then the touchee will look, not to be confused with a stare or "good look"

Close Talker
A person who stands extremely close to another person when speaking to that person.

Club Soda with No Ice
Beverage served at the Hotel Westbury. (See also Cranberry Juice with Two Limes).

Cocoa
"Alright chimp" according to Puddy; The name that George is given after losing "T-Bone" to another employee; The name of the employee George hires so that he wouldnt have the Cocoa name anymore, but instead is given the nickname "Gammy".

Coffee
In the morning, coffee is coffee. At 12 midnight, coffee is sex.

Collectible
Something cherished or valuable that is being saved for the future - like a TV Guide.

Commando 450
Most powerful shower head used by circuses purchased by Kramer and Newman to combat "low flow"

Commando 8
Brand of air conditioner perfect for a small apartment. Easy to install.

Conjugal Visit Sex
Sex with a convict. Ranks above Make-Up sex and below Fugitive sex in terms of desirability

Conjugal Visit Sex
Sex with a convict still within the bounds of jail or prison. Ranks above make-up sex and below fugitive sex in terms of desirability

Consolation Guy
One who offers solace in a bereavment situation. Being the consolation guy is like getting ten dates in one shot and confers instant boyfriend status.

Core, Art
Fake name which would eventually trun into Art Vandalay

Costanza
see: lord of the idiots

Cotton Dockers
Tan trousers whose commercials may or may not annoy you.

Cougar 9000
Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. Has inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip up arms. Rated #1 by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine

Counter-Clockwise Swirl
Perfect finish to a supposedly foolproof sexual move which if mastered, will guarantee one will never be alone again

Coup Dé Toe
When the second toe outgrows the big toe captain and gains control of the foot

Covenant Of The Keys
An agreement generally made by neighbors whereby each participant maintains a key to the other's dwelling. The key is to be used for emergency purposes only such as a lockout. Misuse of the key (e.g. unexpected pop-ins) can result in one losing key privileges.

Crab Bisque
Creamy and semi-thick seafood soup that makes your knees buckle.

Cranberry Juice with Two Limes
Beverage served at the Hotel Westbury. (See also Club Soda with No Ice.)

Crazy Joe Davola
A physcotic that kicks Kramer in the head after not being invited to his party and tries to sabatoge the filming of "Jerry"; goes out with Elaine and dresses up as a clown to go to the opera.

Crook Eye
Dirty look or stare aimed at someone you wish ill upon. In the same family as Stink Eye and Evil Eye

Cruisewear
Vintage clothing appropriate for vacation.

Cue-ballectomy
Not the medical terminology for a hair transplant.

Curse Toast
A toast at a formal occasion which contains profanity. May clear the room and/or get you in a headlock

Cut to the chase
A Hollywood phrase that was used by old-timers such as Milton Berle.

Dark and Disturbed
Quality that some women find attractive in a man.

Dating Loophole
A loophole guys utilize to ask women out without fearing getting rejected.

Day-After Thank You
Courtesy phone call made to express one's gratitude for complimentary tickets to an event the previous evening.

De-Sour
Active effort made to overcome a previous disenchantment with a partner. Often it is not enough to merely de-sour. One must sweeten too

Death Blow
When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether

Decomposing
What Jerry refers to as George's way of preparing for "the Summer of George".

Decompressing
A period of preparation required before beginning the "Summer of George." Also see, "Summer of George" and "Frolf."

Deep fried in Chocolat sauce
Phrase used to refer to a food item so terrible that it would never be eatable. i.e Broccoli for Newman.

Degifting
The process of giving a gift and then asking the recipient to return it. Example: You know those super bowl tickets I gave you earlier? Can I have them back? It turns out that I can use them after all.

Del Boca Vista
Retirement community in Florida where Jerry`s parents live.

Denogginizer, The
One of the names proposed by the police to describe the Lopper

Denoginizer
"Prospective name for the serial killer terrorizing Riverside Drive by decapitating his victims. (See Son of Dad)

Desperado
A favorite song of one of Elaine`s boyfriends. When he hears it he freezes up and is not distracted by anything until it is over.

Details


Details
Rundown of events leading up to and or continuing through a sexual escapade

Difficult
An unruly patient. Elaine was labelled "difficult" by multiple doctors.

Dingo
A creature responsible for consuming your missing fiance...the poor baby!

Dinky Donuts
Donut establishment frequented by Joe Dimaggio.

Director's Chair
A type of chair that could be used as a seat for a security guard being forced to stand. (may be interpreted as a pompous look)

Do Me A Solid
Cool and hip term which means 'Do Me a Favor'.

Dolores
Actual name of Jerry's girlfriend. Rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.

Dominicans
Unacceptable substitute for Cubans.

Double Crunch
A popular cereal usually requested by Kramer.

Double park
The act of parking next to another car on a street, trapping it between the curb and the car next to it. Its how dictatorships start.

Double-dip
To place ones entire mouth into the dip. Just take one dip, then end it.

Double-dipping
A specific technique of eaching chips. You take a dip with your chip, take a byte and dip it again

Dr. Von Nostrand
Kramer's alter ego.

Dr. Von Nostrand
Kramer's alter ego.

Dr. Von Nostrand
Kramer's medical alter ego.

Drake's Coffee Cakes
A delicious treat that will cost you more than 50 cents, but can make anyone break their fast (or at least, Elaine).

Dream Cafe
Restaurant run by a Pakistani immigrant. Frequented only by Jerry Seinfeld.

Dream Cafe
A cafe across the street from Seinfeld's apartment, run by a Pakistani immigrant named Babu Baaht.

Dream Spot
The most ideal and perfect parking space possible.

Drivel Parts
Sections of a novel which are drivel.

Egg White Omelet
Healthy alternative to a regular omelet.

Entenmann's shim-sham "The"
One of the oldest baker's grift in the books. Involves substituting a piece of Entenmann's for vintage pastry to scam an unsuspecting pastry investor.

Euromysitisis
Condition in which not urinating could result in poisoning and possible death.

European Carryall
A purse for men.

Exclamation Point
a symbol used at the end of a sentence to imply exclamation, can be offensive if not used in the correct places.

Excuse Rolodex
Rolodex used to provide excuses for avoiding outings, meetings, conversations or general get togethers with annoying childhood friends you were only friends with in the first place because they had a ping pong table.

Executive, The
Vintage, belt-less over coat designed by Morty Seinfeld.

Extra MSG
An additive for chinese food, especially pea pods.

FDR
Initials of Kramer's friend Franklin Delano Romanowski - not to be confused with a former president of the United States.

Face Painter
A person who paints their face with their favorite sports teams colors and/or logos to support the team.

Fake Erase
The act of pretending to erase a comment written in a medical record such as someone being "difficult" with a pencil that was originally written with a pen.

Fake Number
A number given to an undesirable potential date.

False Reflecting
The image that skinny mirrors gives one. One looks better in the mirror than in reality.

Fancy Boy
A man who wears a fur and carries a European Carryall.

Feats of Strength
One of the rituals of Festivus. (See also Airing of Grievances)

Femininas
Kramer-speak for lovely ladies

Festivus
Festivus is a holiday celibrated on December 23, created by Frank Costanza and was made as a response to commercialism of the other December holidays. Slogan- "Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us".

Festivus
A holiday that Frank Costanza made up because he did not like all the advertisements and holiday jingles for all other holidays. It is celebrated on December 23rd. Slogan-"A Festivus for the rest-iv-us!"

Flabby Armed Spanking Machine
Situation one encounters when trying to swim in a pool when a large group of elderly people are having an aquatics class.

Flagged book
A book taken into a public resroom. Once "flagged," a book cannot be returned to the store for credit or donated to charity. In George's case the book was "French Impressionist Paintings."

Flavin
A term used in place of any other word in any context in times of drawing blanks

Flinty
a description of a woman's voice; deep, throaty and seductive. (Call a 976 chick and you'll hear it)

Fly off the Handle
1) Something certain Asian mailmen do when asked for directions to the local Chinese Restaurant. 2) Something Jerry does NOT do when asked which way is Israel

Forbidden City
Mythic place where a secret tribe of beautiful women reside. To get inside the walls, one must prove that one has had a relationship with one of their own. Not to be confused with a meat packing plant

Forcible Massage
Desperate act of trying to physically coerce a massage from someone. See Massage Teaser

Freckle's Ugly Cousin
Mole

Fresh "Out of the Dryer" Feel
The reason Kramer sticks his shirts in the oven

Friend- in- law
A friend of a friend is your friend-in-law. Sometimes also referred to as a friend by association

Friends O' Clyde
Jerry's first softball team

Fright-Night
Time period in which ugly people walk the streets of Manhattan.

Frolf
a game formed from a combination of frisbee and golf, played during the 'Summer of George'

Frolf
A game george has always wanted to play. Frisbee golf. Golf played with a frisbee.

From Nods to Nothing
Final stage of an acquaintanceship when passing acknowledgement is extinguished and one ignores the presence of another

Fudge Distribution
Something accomplished when the fudge is placed at the bottom of the ice cream sundae so one can control how much fudge one eats in each bite.

Fugitive Sex
sex with your girlfriend who just broke out of prison. said to be better than conjugal visit sex or make up sex.

Full-turn
A move employed in a movie theater usually combinded with the "eye roll." This technique is usually employed after the "half-turn" fails to quiet the talkative people sitting behind one in a theater.

Funeral Hello
A greeting given at a somber occasion, specifically a funeral, that lacks the enthusiasm of a regular hello.

Fungi
The pulral of fungus.

Fungicide
Cream used to clear up a fungus. Usually located in one's medicine cabinet.

Fusilli Jerry
One in a series of pasta personalities that Kramer created wherin the particular noodle used reflects the person's persona. ie. fusilli because jerry is silly. see Macaroni Midler

Fuzz, The
The Fuzz: slang: the police, used by newman

Gabardine
Material generally found in off-the-rack and/or vintage slacks preferred by Kramer. When Kramer is "out there and loving every minute of it," this is all that separates him from the public.

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Gammy
Jamaican slang for grandmother

Gatzby Swing Top
A bra that instead of being worn underneath a piece of clothing is instead worn as a top. Can be purchased from the J. Peterman Company. Designed by Elaine Marie Benes.

Gay
someone who is neat, thin, and clean (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Germaphobe
One who fears germs and those who carry them like promiscuous women who wear slippers that are bacteria traps.

Get Out
Phrase in which the speaker displays his or her state of disbelief.

Get Outta Here
Phrase one wants to hear from one's doctor after asking about a serious illness. For example; "Do I have cancer?" "Cancer? Get outta here!"

Giddy-up
A phrase indicating agreement or an urging to proceed. ex. Will you take $500 for it? Giddy-up.

Gingaa
Term of derision used by Kramer. Can be used interchangably with Mojombo.

Goiter
Non-cancerous enlargement of the thyroid gland, which can appear as a football-shaped protuberance jutting out of the neck.

Golden Boy
The first shirt in the cycle that Jerry wears after doing laundry.

Good Naked
Graceful actions performed while in the nude such as hair brushing. See Bad Naked

Gore-tex
Popular material used to make winter coats.

Got-no-Green Lantern
A super-hero like male acquantance who is invulnerable to creditors due to lack of funds.

Grease Monkey
Derogatory term for auto mechanic

Gyro
Savoury takeaway roll, can be purchased at subway stations. Not recommended for eating with cherished tv guide collectibles

Ha-Ho
Term used as an expression of anger, or excitement. Also used when information is discovered that produces anger

Ha-Ho
Term used as an expression of anger, or excitement. Also used when information is discovered that produces anger

Hair Hat
Slang for toupé along with rug, piece, and bird's nest

Half-turn
A gesture using one's head to express displeasure with the loud patrons sitting behind one in a movie theater.

Hand Model
Career in which your hands are photographed for use in advertisements showcasing jewelry, watches, etc.

Hand sandwich
A type of hand shake also known as the "Two hander." Comprised of "The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes." Greeting is open to interpretation because much depends on the layering and the quality of the wetness in the eyes.

Happy Pappy
A phrase used to inquire if an individual is pleased about somethiing.

Hard labour adventure camp


Having Hand
1) Denotes possession of controlling interest in a two-person relationship. 2) Something needed in lieu of a relationship.

He Schnapped Me
Method of plying the truth from one Elaine Marie Benes. See The Combination

Head to Toe
Sleeping position in which 2 people are in the same bed, with one person's head at the top of the bed, and the other with their head at the foot of the bed.

Head-first Parking
Method of pulling one's car in to a parking space.

Headso
Another name the police department came up with to describe the Lopper. See Denogginizer.

Heightening
Applying lifts in one shoe's to affect a taller stature.

Heil Five
Variation on the high five preferred by the Nazis

Hellllllloooooo!
Greeting made by Jerry's girlfriends stomach

Hennigans
The no-tell, no-smell Scotch which goes down smooth. Can also be used as a paint thinner.

Hi-fi
Archaic term used for stereo or record player.

High Hair
Hair that elevates abnormally above one's scalp. Example: Kramer was identified in a police lineup as the guy with high hair.

High-Talker
A male who speaks in such a high voice, he is often mistaken for a woman.

Himalayan Walking Boots
Perfect for keeping your feet resillient when you're heart aches, and your back aches

Hipster Doofus
Someone who while believing himself to be hip, aware and cool, is really a damn fool. Kramer is accused of being one.

Hoffer-Mandale Clinic
Medical establishment housing the practice of one Doctor Van Nostrand and located in Belgium, er, um, the Netherlands.

Hola!
Greeting Jerry said to Elaine after she bought a lot of crap on Putumayo y Cinco de Mayo

Hole-in-One
Act of playing golf on the beach with sole intention of putting into a whale blowhole.

Holes
How an individual, who knows nothing about electricity, describes an electrical outlet.

Home Bed Advantage
Personal space to bring your significant other, providing no former significant others are close by.

Hoochie Mama
Alternative to Serenity Now (see Serenity Now for it's definition) because as we all know, Serenity Now, Insanity Later.

Hopper
A imaginary place to store information or ideas.

Hot and Heavy
An advanced stage of a relationship.

I Like to Stop at the Duty Free Shop
Catchy phrase to recite on the way to the airport.

I'm Down
Phrase used to confirm one's participation in a certain event or activity.

Independent George
Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George. Opposite of Relationship George

Independent Jerry
Comfortable with a 1200 mile buffer zone. Threatened when his parents move in with him.

Indian Giver
I'm sorry, I am not familiar with that term.

Indian Giver
One who gives away a gift, and taking it back. Otherwise known as de-gifting.

Insider Deal
Special discount price on a new car given to friends of the salesman

Isobutane 20
An ingredient in anti-flea medication. (See also Isobutane 30, Sorbitant Sesquioliate)

Isobutane 30
An ingredient in anti-flea medication. (see also Isobutane 20, Sorbitant Sesquioliate)

It's Go Time
Point in an argument where the confrontation turns physical. Often preceded by the phrase "That's it"

It's Me.
The act in which people who are in a relationship identify each other on the phone. Not to be used to early in a realtionship.

Its' Not You, It's Me
Phrase, purportedly coined by George Costanza. Used when one is attempting to break off a relationship and lacks the courage to tell the other person why they don’t like them.

Jambalayah
Some of the soups of the soup nazi.. and Newman loves it

Jerk Store
George's all-time best come back to an insult as in, "The jerk store call and they're all out of you."

Jesus Fish
An "icthus" used by Christians (such as Puddy) to identify themselves. Often displayed on automobiles.

Jiggle It
Technique used to open a lock with a key.

Jimmy
A muscle training shoe salesmen who refers to himself in the third person.

Jimmy-Legs
Spastic jerkiness of the legs that disrupt anothers' sleep.

John Houseman Name
A moniker which sounds great when pronounced by actor John Houseman.

Johnson Rod
A suspicious sounding car repair, usually expensive

Jugdish
The Indian name for Jerry

Jujyfruit
A candy that can be bought at the concession stand in a movie theatre. It is excusable to stop and buy these when finding out that your friend is in the hospital.

June 29, 1980
The last time Jerry vomited.

Junior Mint
It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*! It's very refreshing! not meant to be put next to vital organs in the abdominal cavity

Junior Mints
A refreshing candy believed to contain special healing powers.

KL5-8383
Seinfeld's first telephone number.

Kasha
Boiled or baked buckwheat. Sometimes used in hot cereals or kosher specialties - like kasha varnishkes. Its scent is not to be confused with potpourri!

Katra
One's spirit or inner being. The part of you that says "Yes I can". Sammy Davis had it

Kavorka
The hidden ability to attract the opposite Sex. Kramer believes he had the kavorka.

Kenny Rogers Roasters Chicken
1.) A popular chain of take out chicken restaurants frequented often by Newman and Kramer 2.)"Bad Chicken! Mess you up!"

Ketchup Secret
Special facility with getting ketchup to run out of the bottle

Kishka
A stuffed meat thing. Israeli soldiers carry it. If they're captured behind enemy lines, they eat it and it kills them.

Kiss Hello
A method of greeting another person whereby one places a peck on the cheek.

Kramanium
Celebration of the millenium sponsored by Kramer

Kramerica Industries
Business run out of Kramer's apartment. Enlists the help of NYU intern (Darren). Inventions include rubber bladder system for oil tankers, 4.9 APR financing.

Kramerica Industries (2)
Kramers company which may or may not have a chicken.

Krona
Unit of currency in Sweden. David Putty has a "Krona comprehension problem"

Kung Pao
Chinese entree which sometimes makes one break out in a sweat due to its hot and spicy flavor.

LBJ
An act in which one continues to speak about important matters to a fellow worker when unkowingly to the speaker that the other person is no longer present.

La Cocina
The name of George's made up off broadway musical about a miming chef named Pepe. He thinks of this when he is asked if he had written anything that the NBC executives might have heard of.

Label Baby Jr.
Brand of Labelmaker. Very appropriate for regifting.

Larry Fine, The
Hairstyle which one does NOT request when visiting the beauty parlor.

Latvian Orthodox
Religion to convert to for the love of a woman. Ask for the Express Conversion.

Level-Jumping
Taking premature advantage or assumption in a relationship. An example: asking a casual softball teammate or an occasional spectator to be godfather or godmother.

Library Cop
Person designated to enforce the rules of a library with special emphasis on collecting fines for delinquent books.

Little Jerry
The name Kramer gave to his rooster to be in cock fights.

Little Jerry
The name Kramer gave to his rooster to be in cock fights.

Little Kicks
Elaine's dance involving short kicks and thumbs :shock:

Little People
The term Mickey Abbott insists George use to describe him (and, presumably, other midgets).

Long Talker
One who rambles on and on and on and on.....

Lopper
A deranged psychotic who derives pleasure from beheading individuals.

Lord of the Idiots
One whose stupidity cannot be surpassed. Example: A person who throws away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event at Madison Square Garden.

Low -Flow
Shower heads which barely produce enough water pressure to remove the soap and shampoo from one's body

Low Rumple
First of 3 noises picked up by George's briefcase tape recorder

Low Talker
Person who speaks so quietly that one is unable to distinguish what was said. Never nod your head in agreement when speaking with a low talker as it could result in an embarassing situation.

MOOPS
Historical demographic group (commonly known as "Moors") who's mispelled name allowed George to defeat the Bubble Boy at Trivial Pursuit.

Macaroni Midler
Another in the pasta personality series created by Kramer. "see the little microphone?"

Macho Head Games
Means of intimidation employed by someone in a position of physical or financial power or an accusation of such made by a weaker or paranoid party. As in: "I'm tired of all your macho head games"

Magic Loogie
A wad of spit capable of traveling great distances and performing various turns, deflections and pauses.

Man Fur
A fur coat designed specifically for men.

Man Hands
A woman's hands that look like they would be better suited on a man.

Man's Best Friend
Something that Kramer wants on his headstone

Mango
A fruit, similar to a B12 shot, that can make "it" move.

Mansear


Mansear
Under garmet for men who need a little support up top.

Manure
A good thing. It's nure...with Ma in front of it.

March In
Process whereby an employee has reached the end of the line with his employer and "marches in" to inform the employer that he is quitting his job. The March Out (see below) often follows the March In.

March Out
Process whereby an employee, after completing the March In (see above), leaves the employer's office and realizes he may have made a mistake and thinks about all the money he will be losing.

Marine Biologist
Another one of George's "Professions". "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli".

Massage Teaser
Masseuse who brings massage table and oils into a room with no intention of actually using them

Master of One's Domain
A phrase indicating a person's abilty to refrain from personal gratification.

Masterpacker
One who has the ability to pack for a trip in an efficient manner and includes such items as cue tips, a mini-umbrella and something boring to read on the plane. Requires that you "Know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks."

Medium Crab Bisque
Food that the Soup Nazi refused to serve to Jerry, due to George's insistance on receiving bread for free.

Medium Turkey Chili
Food that the Soup Nazi refused to serve to George, due to George's insistance on receiving bread for free.

Medium, Large and Jumbo
New sizes of soft drink at movie theaters that were formerly small, medium and large respectively.

Memory Burn
Unforgettably vivid image of a past experience

Menage-a-Trois
A three way, or a good way to perform the roommate switch.

Mental Alarm
A function of the brain that allows one to mentally set a wake up time, negating the need for an alarm clock. This ability is not possessed by all and has one drawback known as the snooze.

Mentor
One who guides another in his or her career path.

Metallic Squink
Second of 3 noises picked up by George's briefcase tape recorder

Mickey
1) A sedative slipped into a person's beverage or food for the purpose of rendering them unconscious. 2) A gruff, gravel-voiced, contentious Little Person.

Mickey Source
One who supplies another with Mickeys for sinister purposes.

Mile 114
A one mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway that Kramer adopted.

Mimbo
A male "bimbo"

Mohel
One who performs a circumcision as part of the Jewish Bris ceremony. Some can be cantankerous and frenetic, even shakey.

Mojombo
Name used in phrases to substitute for words like "Buddy" or "Pal". i.e. "Guess again, Mojombo".

Moland Spring
Mr. Pitt's new water company, a merger of Morgan Water and Poland Spring - Elaine HATED the name.

Monk's
Popular coffee shop in upper Manhattan.

Monk's
The restaurant were Elaine, Jerry, George, and Kramer always eat at

Mooching Inventory
Written record of the quantity of food and it's value that a neighbor has helped himself to. The mooching inventory could be used on a weekly basis to bill the moocher for goods mooched.

Moops
The group of war mongers who invaded Spain during the 8th century according to George.

More Everything!!
Request made by passengers flying first class, enjoying the finest amenities.

Morning Mist
One of the many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza

Mudder
Race horse who loves running on wet ground or "the slop"

Muffin Stumps
The bottom parts of muffins that are usually thrown away or discarded.

Mulligatawny
One of the Soup Nazi's "knee buckling" soups; favored by Cosmo Kramer.

Multiple Sneezer
A person who sneezes more than once in succession.

Murphy Brown
NBC television show that Elaine writes a script for; Kramer appears as Murphy Brown's secretary under the name Steven Snell

Must Lie Situation
wherein the sheer awfulness of something cannot be expressed, simply because to do so would cause hurt feelings and precipitate no further invites to the Hamptons.

Mutton
Some kind of strange meat that Jerry stuffs in his pocket. What exactly is Mutton? I don't know and I don't want to find out.

Mysterious Galonk
Third of 3 noises picked up by George's briefcase tape recorder

Newman
A curse word one uses when things don't go your way.

Newmanium
A celebration of the new millennium sponsored by Newman.

Nexus of the Universe
Where 1st street intersects with 1st street in downtown New York City. It's near Original Ray's Pizza.

Nice Face Discount
Elaine got $50 bucks knocked off the armour that she saw on the street because she had a nice face. Jerry said she had to buy it cause she got the "nice face discount."

No Man's Land
The area of a shirt in which it would be ill-advised to place the second button

No Soup For You!!
What a Soup Nazi might say if his instructions for ordering soup are not carried out properly

No-tuck
The act of allowing bedsheets to lie freely atop the mattress. Allows freedom of movement and the ability to point one’s toes in the air while sleeping. (see Tuck)

Non Copus Mentis
Latin phrase uses by George Steinbrenner to describe George Costanza's condition after the big payroll project. Means "bats in the belfry"

Non-


Non-Date Personality
A more relaxed, personable side which is best "showcased" on a double date where there is less pressure than a one-on-one

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
Phrase used to denote acceptance towards gay people

Nothing
1)the concept by which the sitcom "Jerry" is based on that Jerry and George develop while in the diner; 2)a whitty but fairly obvious observation

Now We're Cookin'
A food delivery service that faxes you the menus from all of the restaurants. NOTE: you shoulds only sign up for this service if you actually have a fax machine, otherwise you might get several messages on your answering machine that consist of nothing but fax machine sounds.

Nutria
Cheap fur used to make rat hats

O'Brian
Name George takes on to ride in a limosine. He later finds that it is the name of the Arion Union.

Office Skank
A woman who sleeps around with co-workers.

Oh Mama
Cry of extasy sometimes used by the K-Man for instance after donning freshly heated clothing

Oh mama
Cry of despair, agony or pain. Frequently used by the K-man.

Old man Trying to take back soup in a deli
George's discription of the sea being angry the day he was a marine biologist.

On Her Person
Police lingo used to indicate evidence found on a dead body

On the Wagon
Abstaining from liquor due to alcoholism. Not to be confused with Off the Wagon, which is when one goes back to liquor despite being an alcoholic.

One In A Million
The odds of an object (possibly Fussilli pasta) lodging in one's anal cavity and requiring removal by a proctologist or ASSMAN.

One Manana's Notice
The proper time frame for cancelling an appointment or meeting of any kind.

Open Door Urination Policy
Situation where one friend feels comfortable enough using the bathroom of another friend with the door open until disabused of that notion by the friend whose bathroom it is.

Open-Lip Kiss
A overt act which positively indicates the degree of attraction between two people. Can lead to disappointment when uperceded by the bottle-wipe, though!

Ora-Dent
Brand of electric toothbrush.

Oranges
gift given to Japanese television executives, according to Kramer there are no oranges in Japan

Out There
The state of being unencumbered by lower undergarments.

Out-Neiled Him
The status one achieves when one is preferred over the original Neil.

Ovaltine
Source of material for Kenny Banya.

PEZ
candy dispenser with a funny head on it

PLO Blend
Strong Arabian coffee such as the Arabian Mocha Java.

Paba
Ingredient in sunblock that George knows enough about to stay away from

Pachyderm
Nickname of pizza-juggling friend, Jerry Pershak

Pacific Northwest
Place where Newman learned to climb trees while growing up. Useful skill in retrieving fur coats.

Paella
Pronounced (pie - ay - ya) A spanish dish. A melange of fish and meat with rice. Very tasty.

Pants-off
Action of removing one's pants before an important performance or engagement so as to avoid wrinkling and/or damage to the creasing.

Papaya King: Hot dog vendor
Papaya King: Hot dog vendor located across the street from movie theater (see "Rochelle Rochelle")

Pardon my French
Phrase that George tells women he coined- used to get them into bed

Pardon?
Question asked when one has not heard or understood what another has said. More polite than saying, "What?"

Pear-Shaped Loser
Poor hapless sap whose character is reflected in his physique. Ex. George Costanza

Peek eet up
Translation: "Pick it up!" Phrase used by street thugs who stole the armoire Kramer was supposed to be babysitting.

Pensky material
An individual worthing of working for Arthur Pensky. George is told that he is "not Pensky material."

Perfect Pick-Up
Pulling up to the airport terminal at exactly the same moment as the people you are meeting walk out of the same terminal.

Periodical
Printed material which is published at regular intervals. Reading matter for when you get the call telling you that your son is bootleggah.

Pertussin
George's favorite cough medicine. Goes good with club soda.

Pesto
Sauce for pasta, made from basil, olive oil and garlic.

Phase Two
Next development in a relationship featuring extra toothbrushes, increased call frequency, and walking around naked. The presents get a lot better in Phase Two.

Phone face-off
Contest between the person one is currently talking to on the phone and the person beeping in on call waiting.

Pig-man
A genetic freak contained in a New York hospital who can be described as half man/half pig; also referred to as a small, fat little mental patient.

Pimple-Popper, MD
Derogatory slang used for a dermatologist

Pinch Weasel
A substitute who takes the place of the original weasel

Pinkish Hue
One of the qualities of a good cheek. (see also "Rosy Glow")

Pinky Toe
Valuable appendage on the foot with the nail that's impossible to cut. Can be reattached if it should become severed from the foot.

Poise
An important quality one must have to be a model citizen of America, especially for women

Poke
Physical action used by men to alert other men of cleavage in the area.

Poker-Face
The ability to avoid showing one's emotions through facial expressions. Poor ones, like George's, crack at the sight of two pair.

Pole
A decoration used as part of the Festivus celebration. It is used to mock a Christmas tree

Pop in
the unannounced visit from a girlfriend or parent that is typically frowned apon.

Potato Salad
A deranged bum's affirmation, usually accompanied by a military salute. "I'll take the job. Potato Salad!"

Pouch Envy
The jealousy that a male kangaroo exhibits towards the female kangaroo's pouch.

Pre-Emptive Breakup The act of
Pre-Emptive Breakup The act of turning the tables on someone who is about to break up with you by breaking up with them first, so as to gain the upper hand.

Pressed Ham nder glass


Prison Call
The king of phone calls. Since you are entitled to only one call from prison, the recipient of the "prison call" should be flattered to receive the call.

Prop Comic
Comedian who rather than doing "bits", favors comedic situations involving objects, such as a water gun

Psycho-Sexual Hold
Hypnotic state caused by the sexual appeal of another. Can evoke a drugged and helpless feeling

Public Urination Pass
Allows the holder to pee anywhere necessary (e.g. a parking garage) so as to prevent damage to the bladder or kidneys (e.g. Uromysitisis poisoning).

Public fornicator
Porn-movie actor; e.g.: So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens? Oh, he's a public fornicator. Yes, he's a fine boy.

Pudding Skin Singles
Individually wrapped hardened chocolate pudding slices

Puffy Shirt
A blouse-like men's wear garment. Characterized by exaggerated pleating and bellowing form. Often associated with the pirate-look.

Puke
A funny word. It requires no thought. You hear the word puke and you can laugh without even having to think.

Pulp
A dangerous mass of pressed vegetable matter, known to cause eye problems if not careful. "Pulp can move baby!"

Puppet Regime
A goverment or organization which owes its existence to being installed, supported or controlled by a more powerful entity, typically a Del Boca Vista power-broker.

Purple 23
A good place to hide an air conditioner in a shopping mall parking garage.

Put the Kibosh On
To interrupt, disturb or terminate one's peaceful existence. Crazy Joe Devola was famous for putting the kibosh on people

Quone
Not in a regular dictionary but possibly in a medical dictionary. When a patient gets difficult, you "quone" him

Ragaholic
Someone unable to control his or her anger.

Ray's Pizza
A marking point for Jerry so he could pick up Kramer at the nexis of the universe. Confused with Original Ray's Pizza.

Red Dot
A defect on a white cashmere cardigan sweater that allowed George Costanza to purchase it at the discount price of $80. This imperfection caused the sweater to be rejected by Elaine Benes and later by the cleaning woman at George's office, with whom he was having an affair.

Red Menace
The annoying glow from the Kenny Roger's Chicken sign across from Kramer's apartment.

Refunding
The act of vomiting one's meal before it's digested.

Reggie's
The bizarro coffee shop.

Regifting
The process of receiving a gift from someone and then turning around and giving it to someone else as a gift.

Relationship Intern
An assistant to a man dating a woman who helps with girl problems because neither of them can handle a woman by himself.

Reservation
1) The process of taking and holding an item for one person by another - the holding being the most important aspect. 2) Securing a table at a restaurant. Not to be used specifically when speaking with your Native American girlfriend.

Reverse Peephole
A peephole that has been installed in the position opposite of the manufacturer’s recommendation. This allows the dweller of the residence to see inside his residence and ward off a surprise attack from an intruder.

Ribbon Bully
A person who emphatically insists that everone in the AIDs Walk MUST wear a ribbon

Ribbon, the
arbitrary symbol of awareness of AIDS, refusal to wear has resulted in severe thrashings.

Riconic relationship
A type of relationship where you go straight to bed with a girl. Named after a fellow named Rico.

Ring Dings
When coupled with Pepsi, would make a far superior dinner gift than a bottle of wine and/or babka. Guests of said party would secretly approach the presenter and confess "i'm really excited about the pepsi and the ring dings"

Ringer
a far, superior rooster. One that excels in Cock Fighting. Usually imported from South America.

Rochelle Rochelle
A movie depicting a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Proves the point that, "Men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off."

Rollamech 1000
A special mechanical pencil that Elaine has to buy for Mr. Pitt.

Rosy Glow
One of the qualities of a good cheek. (See also "Pinkish Hue")

Roundtine
Alternative name for the powdered drink mix Ovaltine. Roundtine may be a more appropriate name because the mug is round and the jar is round so where does the oval come from.

Rustproofing
An extra feature for the Saab 900 charged to the buyer along with undercoating, floormats, keys and finder's fee.

SP 2000
Deli Slicer preferred by Kramer. Can cut slices so thin you can't see them

Salad grande
Portuguese for big salad.

Sauce Me
Request one makes to have their hair shampooed with tomato sauce when one's hair is contaminated with BBO.

Schmoopie
an annoying pet name

Schnapps
Liquor used to open one's "vault"; particularly useful to retrieve secrets from Elaine.

Schnitzer's rye
A marble rye bread from Schnitzer's, so desirable it can lead to mugging an old woman to obtain a loaf.

Seat Filler
A person employed to sit temporarily in the seat of a Tony recipient at the awards show. As Kramer says, "They don't like to see empty seats on TV so when somebody gets up I just park my kaboos on their spot until they get back."

Seattle
City in Washington State. Also known as "The Pesto of Cities".

Semi-Daily
Status of phone call frequency in a relationship.

Sending a black and white
The dispatching of a law enforcement vehicle to pick up those having information on crime or supposed criminals.

Sendrax
A company with a new kind of technique for televising opera. Jerry and George invest in this company on a tip with mixed results.

Sentence Finisher
One who interrupts you while you are making a statement and proceeds to complete your statement for you. It's like Mad Libs.

Seperaté
One who is seperated from one's spouse, but not divorced. A Seperaté is not out there, while a divorcé may be.

Serenity Now
A phrase shouted at the top of your lungs to relieve stress.

Set-Up
Blind date name change due to blind people not wanting to be associated with all those, "losers".

Seven
1) an original name with cachet up the ying yang that George would use if he ever had kids 2)one more than six and one less than eight

Sexual Camel
One who can last long periods of time without sexual gratification.

Sexual Perjury
Faking an Orgasm.

Shanghai Sally
Nickname for Opium.

She Fine
Spontaneous, but slightly gratuitous phrase uttered by an impressed male upon sighting a particularly lovely female. A favorite of Jackie Chiles.

Shiksa
A non-jewish woman. When one has 'shiksappeal' , she turns on a Jewish man because she is not like his mother.

Shouldering
Assuming some of the responsibilities, especially in a relationship.

Shrinkage
The phenomenon by which a ceratin part of the male anatomy (referred to by Elaine as 'IT') suffers from a size reduction after swimming in cold water.

Sic Semper Tyrannus
Latin phrase used by John Wilkes Booth and Crazy Joe DaVola, meaning death to tyrants.

Sickie
"Woman who likes the male body. Male body = weird, awckward, harry, and lumpy."

Sidler
1) One who appears silently from nowhere - often to accept undue credit for a job well done. 2) One who disappears silently from anywhere - often to avoid a deserved reprimand for a job poorly done.

Skinny Mirror
A reflective apparatus that makes one appear thinner than one actually is.

Skittles
The one candy that does not have swirling chocolate in the commercials.

Sky Burger
Fast food joint, preferable to waiting endlessly at a Chinese restaurant

Slip one past the goalie
Impregnate a woman.

Smell Gestapo
A B.O. squad that patrols the city looking for people with B.O. It's purpose is to sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush.

Smuckers
The dog whose medicine Kramer takes to relieve him of his to nagging cough

Snack-Wells
A treat that is often ingested for its lack of fat content while its high-caloric properties are just as frequently overlooked.

Snapple
Popular bottled beverage that can contain tea, fruit juice or both.

Snub
The action performed between two people when a greeting is not acknowledged or returned. Kramer snubbed Gail Cunningham, the girl that wouldn't kiss Jerry after three dates. Kramer thinks Girls love the snub, Jerry doesn't condone the snub, and George tried the snub for one year with no success.

Soda
Name invented by George and offered to his less imaginitive friends.

Son of Dad
Kramer's suggestion for the serial killer's name terrorizing Riverside Drive.

Sorbitant Sesquioliate
An ingredient in anti-flea medication. (See also Isobutane 20, Isobutane 30).

Soup
not a meal, unless you crumble crackers

Soup Mode
The frame of mind one must be in before entering a certain soup establishment.

Soup Nazi
One who demands perfection from himself and from his soup.

Speed dial


Spite
Jerry's reason for returning a jacket when the clerk he knows upsets him.

Splat
The sound emitted by the human body when dropped from a multi storied building and lands on the roof of an automobile; can be averted if the automobile is a convertible

Sponge Worthy
An attribute or quality of a man that makes him acceptable for love making. These qualities must be stronger when the sponge count goes down.

Square
standard amount of toilet paper used to measure how much to use, or how much you have left. Ex:"I don't have a square to spare."

Stab-Worthy
Signifies possible hidden quality that makes people angry enough to stab you after a break-up.

Stakeout
The action of staying at a location and waiting for a person to arrive

Stall Man
A male who doesn't use the urinals in a public mens restroom.

Step Off !
Phrase used by the collar turned up, hip adventurous type to mean leave me alone, go away, get outta here now dude.

Step Skipper
Person who can go through at least 6 steps of treatment for alcoholism in a day by not actually doing the steps. (step 9 in particular.)

Stickin' It
Rubbing it in.

Stop Short
Driving move perfected by Frank Costanza which consists of hitting the brakes quickly and stretching out the right arm to prevent one's female companion from going through the windshield, thus creating the opportunity for copping a little feel.

Street Tuffs
The two gay men who steal Elaine's armoire and who beat up Kramer for burning the Puerto Rican flag and for not wearing his AIDS ribbon

Strummin' the ol' Banjo
A technique used to scratch an itch.

Stuff Your Sorries in a Sack
Unknown meaning...

Stumps
the bakery (top of the muffin to you!'s) Waste product from "poping the top off" of a muffin. This led to the caretaker of the homeless shelter to protest against their "stumps of muffins"

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