I saw a B.C. comic strip years ago that showed a girl on a golf course asking another golfer...
"Let me get this straight, the less I hit the ball, the better I'm doing?" The guy says "that's right." She says "Then why do it at all?" Then the next panel shows the guy still standing there hours later, in the moonlight, holding his club, thinking about it.
That's it in a nutshell. If you golf, you're a f*cking retard. Case closed. No ifs, ands, or buts!
NEXT!!