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Maestro







PostPosted: October 26, 2005 11:20 AM 

Did you heard they are gonna air the simpsons in Iran.
When do you think the are gonna air Seinfeld in Iran?
Do poeple in Puerto Rico watch Seinfeld?

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 11:47 AM 

Ninguna sopa para usted. Wink

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 11:55 AM 

Usted Ali Akbar Khan

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 12:10 PM 

Seinfeld in Iran ?
Oh yeah this one can't miss.

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 7:06 AM 

This has got international disaster written all over it.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 6:24 PM 

"AHMED!"

(said in Jerry's "Newman!" style)

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 28, 2005 4:03 PM 

Wich flag would they be burning in this Iranian version? The Israelian flag perheps?

Shayan
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: October 28, 2005 8:17 PM 

im iranian
i take offense to that but i want seinfeld in iran

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 28, 2005 9:39 PM 

What is it you take offense to? The fact that someone mentioned your country's name...Give me a break.

Aren't we all getting a little too sensitive...I mean, someone asks me which way to Quebec City, I don't fly off the handle.

"OH Hello honourable Canadian...which way to Putine stand???"

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: October 28, 2005 9:57 PM 

IRANIAN TV EXEC: I'm sorry. I'm sure Mr. Seinfeld is very funny to Americans, but I'm not sure this butler show would work in Japan.

GEORGE: Oh, I disagree. You've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to pay exhorbitant prices for Persian rugs.

IRANIAN TV EXEC: (speaking Farsi) Again with the rugs?

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: October 28, 2005 9:58 PM 

CRAP!!!!!

(Well, it wasn't funny anyway.)

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 28, 2005 10:10 PM 

well thay both end with "an"...

Hey, it was no "Captain of the toes"...but it wasn't bad.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 28, 2005 11:14 PM 

How about this... "I manage a regime..."

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 10:06 AM 

How about that Ayatollah? He's a little off the wall.
I'd also like to see the The Shaw and Saddam get together.
Or maybe we don't do the Islamic Revolution at all...How about that?

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 2:53 PM 

Somehow, very strangely, these rare guys keep showing up one time, saying they are offended. What's the deal with these guys?

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 2:57 PM 

Jerry (checking out Ayatollah textbook): Risk management?

Ayatollah: Yeah. Kofi Anan wants everyone in the front office to give a
lecture in their area of business expertise.


Very Happy

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 3:10 PM 

... what happen to the raisins?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 3:13 PM 

Damn! Maestro cut in front of me.

Gendison
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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 8:11 PM 

It took you 13 minutes to type that???

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 8:40 PM 

...... It's a very complicated quote!...... I couldn't remember it all!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 8:42 PM 

Raisins was the line! Mad

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