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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 6:10 PM 

I had a real life Seinfeld moment today which would have provided a whole episode of funnies.

After working out, I went to have a shower – there was another guy in the changing rooms about to have a shower too. I was in the shower and I noticed that he had taken the position next to me – there were 8 showers and only the two of us.

As George would have said:
Surely the urinal rule applies – a man only takes a urinal next to another if it is the only one available- if this rule doesn’t apply to showering then there must be chaos

What kind of message would I send if I had moved to a more distant shower, possibly one of the most difficult moves to make (apart from going back in to ask a girl out)

What did I do? I clenched – I had a couple of bowling balls back there. I clenched so long and so hard I pulled a muscle.
I believe Raymond the masseur is available today
That’s not funny Gerry

It’s all changed Gerry, back in the 80’s you knew who was gay with their hats and complicated shoes, now anyone can be gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Their signals are too subtle – an earring in the left ear, right ear who knows anymore. It’s time us raging heteros took control. A ring through our noses, YES like a bull – that could be our signal.
Yes, no man messes with a man with a ring through his nose (no woman either)

George, it’s all about signals – that velvet pink shirt you wear……

It’s time for my medication. Nurse – the curtains

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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 6:45 PM 

I never use a public urinal. Always a stall with a door that has a working lock. I don't want any guy trying to sneak a peek. I don't shower in front of other guys for the same reason.


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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 7:18 PM 

I'd imagine the Shower Shun would be a difficult move. But because I've never showered with other men (or boys when I was in school), I've, fortunately, never had to worry about it. That's just so against nature, it's not even funny.

Buy a BowFlex, and shower at home. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 7:44 PM 

I'm against all shower rules. It's so pretentous. Just like those athletes with their complicated jock straps.

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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 10:31 PM 

If they need 'em.

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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 10:33 PM 

That really is a tough move. Even tougher than telling an African American that he's not the "applicant we're looking for".

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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 11:13 PM 

Awright, I tell you what muffinstump. You look like a nice guy, I'm gonna help you out....

Ok, here we go, right now... Muffinstump Pilot, Shower Project, Act 1, Scene A...

[muffinstump is showering as second showerer enters and takes position next to muffinstump]

Second Showerer: Oh, there's nothing like a cold one after a long day, eh?

muffinstump: Yeah. Uhh, excuse me but I have to go to the bathroom.

Second Showerer: I'm hip.

muffinstump: Hip to the what?

Second Showerer: To the whole scene. [sniffs]

muffinstump: What scene?

Second Showerer: The bathroom scene. [sniffs twice]

muffinstump: Listen, don't take this personally, but when I get back I'm showering over there. [points to furthest shower away]

. . . . . .

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PostPosted: May 25, 2006 12:20 AM 

I have a limit of the number of naked men I need to see in one day: ZERO

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 1:01 AM 

What kind of shower heads are they using?

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 1:14 AM 

"What kind of shower heads are they using?"

I'm sorry, there will be no....INSERTING of shower heads...there.


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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 1:39 AM 

If you stick your hand in... is it easy to get it out?

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 7:18 AM 

Do you want to get it out?


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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 12:07 PM 

(puts hands over face and pulls downward in frustration) What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing?

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 8:08 PM 

About the same thing you're doing. Only succesfully.

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PostPosted: May 29, 2006 1:31 AM 

Yeah well...the success store called and....noooo......

Wait I got it!!!!


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PostPosted: May 29, 2006 3:36 PM 

Yes.... No, WAIT!...... okay, yes. Confused

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PostPosted: May 29, 2006 8:59 PM 

I had a seinfeld moment every time at work. I'm surrounded by Italians, and everytime they talk in their native language, I get the sneaking suspision that they're talking about me. Any of you guys speak Italian?

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