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T-Bone







PostPosted: June 18, 2004 1:31 PM 

My associate and I were discussing all the funny fake movie titles that Jerry and Co. either went to see or rented over the course of the series. We put this list together. Can anyone think of any we missed. No real movies (English Patient, Schindler's, etc.) just the fake ones.

Here's the list:

Checkmate
Blimp
The Other Side of Darkness
The Pain and the Yearning
Blame it on the Rain
Firestorm
Cry, cry again
Death blow
Sack lunch
Ponce de leon
Means to an end
Chunnel
Brown eyed girl
Agent zero
Mountain high
Chow fun
Rochelle, Rochelle
Cupid's rifle

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: June 18, 2004 1:55 PM 

Prognosis Negative

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: June 18, 2004 1:56 PM 

Just remembered. We had a whole thread on movies and videos. If you wade through that you may find some more. Our thread included real movies and fake ones.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: June 18, 2004 1:59 PM 

Look here:

Movies

T-Bone
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 18, 2004 2:08 PM 

I cant believe I forgot Prognosis Negative! I love it when Jerry hits the buzzer and George says it in that robot voice.

Other Walter
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PostPosted: June 18, 2004 8:54 PM 

What episode was Blimp mentioned?

Pennypacker
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PostPosted: June 18, 2004 10:44 PM 

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Chinese Restaurant

Y2J420
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: June 19, 2004 9:19 AM 

Blimp was in the Puerto Rican Day episode...

Other Walter
Rageaholic

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PostPosted: June 19, 2004 1:27 PM 

A Far Away Place is on the marquis where Kramer tries to use the bathroom, in The Pilot

T-Bone
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: June 19, 2004 5:15 PM 

In Sack Lunch, I wonder if the people got shrunk down, or if it was just a giant sack.... ???

E
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: July 26, 2008 4:18 PM 

Didn't George and Susan go see one titled The Muted Heart.....?

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PostPosted: July 26, 2008 5:23 PM 

Doesn't matter....

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 26, 2008 5:48 PM 

"I Need More Sex"

CurlyH
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PostPosted: July 27, 2008 5:46 AM 

Is T-Bone's "associate" actually Darren, the NYU intern, or is that some gay code word?

EA
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: July 27, 2008 1:08 PM 

I need to get butt rammed

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 27, 2008 2:07 PM 

You meet EA at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit that they stuck something up there. But not EA. Every one of his stories end the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"

EA
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PostPosted: July 27, 2008 2:31 PM 

I'd like to butt ram Elaine in the middle of a party. I would disgrace her in front of everyone. I'd make sure everyone would see the pain in her face when I'm giving it to her.

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PostPosted: July 27, 2008 4:10 PM 

They don't call EA Vienna sausage because he's fond of it..

Todd Gak Author Profile Page
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PostPosted: July 27, 2008 4:11 PM 

He's Onan the Barbarian...

riley
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PostPosted: July 28, 2008 12:57 PM 

She needs a little EA then she will need a shot of penicillin



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