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Joe







PostPosted: October 4, 2003 3:42 AM 

Does anyone know of any site where the audio for Seinfeld can be downloaded? It really doesn't matter what file type. I really love listening to Seinfeld's while I'm working and a lot of times I don't even physically watch the episode (after all the dialog in Seinfeld is what's classic). It would be great if they were available because the file sizes would be extremely small and it would be significantly faster to download compared to videos. I did find two episodes in audio format a while ago (can't remember the site) and I haven't been able to find any since.

Maybe it would be cool if this site could add audio files??? Just an idea...

Joe
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PostPosted: October 4, 2003 3:45 AM 

And by this I mean full complete episodes not clips from the show.

Firas
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PostPosted: October 4, 2003 8:30 AM 

I like to listen to Seinfeld episodes as well, so what I did was download a shareware program called -I think- Riverpast, that converts the video files into mp3 format.

Whyte


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PostPosted: October 29, 2013 4:59 PM 

Seinfeldaudio.com

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 30, 2013 9:01 AM 

Plane's ready.

The Doorman


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PostPosted: November 14, 2013 4:28 PM 

World War One plane?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 14, 2013 7:59 PM 

(makes hand gesture of an airplane taking off)

Mookie
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PostPosted: November 14, 2013 9:58 PM 

makes hand gesture of worlds colliding)

Mookie
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PostPosted: November 14, 2013 9:59 PM 

He's going down with the ship. Plane. Whatever.

Grandma Moses


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PostPosted: November 15, 2013 10:32 AM 

I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake

Curly
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PostPosted: November 15, 2013 1:14 PM 

Excuse me while I step outside for a moment and run like hell.

Jeff Rozalewicz


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PostPosted: December 21, 2013 8:44 PM 

Then in the distance, Curly heard the bulls. He began running as fast as he could. Fortunately he was wearing his Italian Captoe Oxfords. Sophisticated, yet different. Nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vest. Men's whole and half sizes, 7 through 13. Price $135.00.

But now Curly's exhausted. He's been on this street a thousand times, yet t's never looked so strange. The faces... so cold. In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless. A bastard child perhaps. His back aches and his heart aches, but his feet... his feet are resilient. Thank God he took off his Italian Captoe Oxfords and put on his Himalayan Walking Shoes!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 22, 2013 10:01 AM 

I don’t see the big deal. The bull charges, you move the cape. What’s so hard?

pinche culo
Assman

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PostPosted: December 22, 2013 1:12 PM 


Name: Erin
Comments: I'm a single mom to a now 14 yr old boy. We have a very close relationship, since his dad left when he was only 2, and has never come to see him since. I was only 20, so I guess you could say we sort of grew up together. Jeff was about 10 the first time he asked to tie me up. I was a bit stunned, but allowed him to tie me, figuring, rightly, that it wouldn't be to thorough. We continued over the years, mainly as a special occasion, then stopped for a while. I asked him what he wanted for his 14th borthday, and was a bit surprised when he said he wanted to tie me up again. I thought it over for several days, and finally agreed. His birtday was on a Saturday, and the day before, my boss told me i had to work at least until noon on his birthday. Money being tight, as usual, I didn't try to change his mind. My son was disappointed when I told him, but i told him, "just as soon as I get home, then I'll let you tie me." He was disappointed, and said, "why bother", and stomped off to his room and didn't come out for supper. I had to work, but hated to disappoint my son. About 8:30, I took him supper, and he didn't want to speak to me, but I told again, "just as soon as I get home, I'm yours." He was still sullen, but asked if we could make a game of it, and play the game until Sunday morning for breakfast. I really thought that was a bit much, but agreed to keep from making him feel worse. I got up the next morning, and he had left a note saying not to fix brakfast for him, as he wanted to sleep late. I dressed, grabbed some coffee, amnd went to work. There is a dress code where I work, and it applies even on weekends. Men had to wear suits, or sport coats and ties. Women had to wear dresses or skirts. Well, we accomplished a lot without the phoones ringing constantly, so I got to go home about 1 pm. I sent my son a text informing him I was on the way, and asked if I chould bring some take-out, but he said he had eaten. Our home is in the older part of town, a bit larger than we need, but I had nheritied it, so no rent or mortgage. A big lot, lots of trees, some sheds, a wrought iron fence in front, and a 7 foot high privacy fence in back. Plenty of privacy. I pulled in the detached garage, and lowered the door as I exited the side door. I had just gone onto the back porch when a figure dressed all in camo, with a assault rifle (not real) accosted me. He was wearing a black ski mask and toting a backpack. It was obviously my son, who ordered me, in a ridiculous phony accent to raise my hands and not speak. He ushered me into the kitchen, ordered me to remove my blazer annd surrender my purse. I complied, then he ordered me to the dining table and to bend over it with my hands behind me. He bound my hands tighter than I rmemebered him able to, then stuffed a Nerf ball in my mouth, and tied a scarf over it with the huge knot in my mouth. He then led me outside, across the back yard to our smallest shed, and when inside, I noticed our folding cot set up. I was sat down, then blindfolded with another scarf, then both scarves were covered with duct tape. He was really going allout. My ankles were crossed, then tightly bound. My legs were lifted up til on the cot, then he flipped me onto my tummy, pulled my bound ankles up and tied them to my wrists with absolutely no slack. Next, he tied my elbows, then bound my arms firmly to my upper body. All ropes were tight, no slack, then rope was fed under my arms, over my shoudlers and pulled, raising my torso up, and this rope was tied to my ankles. I heard him leave the shed, and began struggling to escape, but it was no use, as he had tied me better than ever before. A while later, not sure how long, the door slammed opend, and in his own voice, my son said, "don't worry lady, youre safe now. I'm the police." He began untying me, very slowly I might add, until I was loose. I rewarded my rescuer with a big hug. Then, he said, "go use the bathroom, and then change into the clothes I put on your bed for the next game." Tje clothes laid out were a western shirt, denim skirt about boot length, and my black boots. Next game was cowboys and rustlers, with me being the ranch llady. Again, I was capturd, but tied up in a chair in a different shed. Rescued again, we had a snack, and then I was captured, still in the western attire, led to the back of the property, and this time hogtied on the ground. Final game was cops and robbers, and I got hogtied and stashed in an old wardrobe until rescued. All in all, an interesting day

Mookie
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PostPosted: December 23, 2013 6:48 AM 

How good could it be? Her head was on a hot plate.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 24, 2013 7:29 PM 

Maybe she pulled it. Did she twist it? She coulda twisted it. Did she wrench it? Did she jam it? Maybe she squeezed it... turned it...

Curly
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PostPosted: January 3, 2014 1:17 PM 

I wasn't clear. Did he use a swirl at the end?

Mookie
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PostPosted: January 3, 2014 2:51 PM 

It pains me to say this, but I may be getting to mature for details.

haj
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PostPosted: January 6, 2014 1:29 PM 

Much like the pain Mookie would feel during urination soon after

Mookie
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PostPosted: January 6, 2014 5:08 PM 

Yes, first there's the pain, and then there's the yearning. Do you ever yearn, haj?

Curly
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PostPosted: January 7, 2014 1:19 PM 

As long as he doesn't yearn for pinche culo.

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