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Seinfeld Quote #100: Velvet

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: August 5, 2003 11:25 AM 

"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."

-George Louis Costanza in The Label Maker Read the script of The Label Maker Download the full epiosde video of The Label Maker Discuss The Label Maker


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PostPosted: August 11, 2003 4:43 PM 

Hello Seinfeld fans,

I have a question about an episode:

Which episode is it where Jerry's girlfriend is able to get anything she wants, and he uses her power to get out of a speeding ticket?

We can't find it anywhere. Any ideas?



Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 12, 2003 1:42 PM 

The Calzone

Stan The Caddy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 13, 2003 9:55 AM 

In the near future, I am going to create a section of site just for this purpose, so people can ask "which was the episode when?" type questions. I get many of these by email, but I am having trouble keeping up. The new section will allow others, like Lee, to help answer the questions. Stay tuned....

Oscar Tramontana

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PostPosted: September 18, 2003 10:49 PM 

Serenity Now!!!


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PostPosted: September 26, 2003 7:51 PM 

Stan, you could provide a search engine here on your site allowing us to search the scripts.
This way, we could find the episodes we're looking for without having to bother you Smile

Stan The Caddy

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PostPosted: September 26, 2003 10:06 PM 

giddyup, it doesn't both me one bit Smile

That said, I do plan to a search engine very soon! It will search both the episode guide and the scripts - making it easy to find scenes, quotes, and more. Look for it within a few days.

Stan The Caddy

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PostPosted: October 30, 2003 8:40 PM 

Okay, the search engine has been added. Click here.

john galt

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 7:22 PM 

i think the term was "ensconced" in velvet?

Dr. Van Nostrin
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 1, 2004 5:29 AM 

no i am pretty sure it was drape, perhaps it was a later line when jerry and george meet again in the coffee shop and he is wearing velvet because it is ok with his girfriend


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PostPosted: August 1, 2004 7:17 AM 

anyone who wears velvet should just STEP OFF, OK JUST STEP OFF,,,,,or maybe i should buy you as sun dress and a parasol and you can prance your pretty little self all round the town square


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PostPosted: August 18, 2004 2:49 AM 

can anyone tell me the name of the episode where jerry becomes the mailman in newmans place?


lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 18, 2004 10:58 AM 


that's The Andrea Doria


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PostPosted: August 20, 2004 2:37 AM 

ensconced was from when he describes the girlfriends house with all the male roomates things

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