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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: August 13, 2003 9:49 AM 

"That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch."

-Cosmos Kramer, in The Red Dot Read the script of The Red Dot Download the full epiosde video of The Red Dot Discuss The Red Dot


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PostPosted: November 18, 2003 1:52 AM 

H-E-double N-I -- "Kramer"!


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PostPosted: July 5, 2004 1:02 PM 

I love that one whats the first part of it when jerry and ella ask him if they could smell him e-mail please

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 22, 2004 4:25 PM 

Who's Ella?.....Fitzgerald?


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PostPosted: July 27, 2004 4:36 PM 

this is one of the funniest lines from the entire series.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 28, 2004 10:08 AM 

Jerry: Would you take a drink and let us smell you?

Kramer: You can smell me without the drink.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 7:09 PM 

Was that wrong? Should i not have done that? I tell ya, if anyone had told me when i started working here that that kind of thing was frowned upon....
(I did that from memory, so don't jump on me if i have a word or 4 wrong, but it's a classic line.)

Dr.Van Nostrin
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 1, 2004 5:22 AM 

i prefer this line, paraphrasing here

nervous for a job interview, just throw back a shot of hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose in no time, and since it's odourless it will be our little secret


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PostPosted: July 24, 2005 12:37 PM 

does this wiskey does this wiskey exist in the real world?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 19, 2005 11:42 AM 

no, it doesn't according to the Notes About Nothing feature on the DVD


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PostPosted: October 28, 2007 11:46 PM 

"Say you've got a big job interview. Throw back a couple of shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time! And because it's odorless, why it'll be our little secret!"

Hennigan's Scotch

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PostPosted: January 7, 2008 7:43 PM 

"I see a cheap, bald man trying to get away with something.".

(Might be wrong. I typed this up from memory.)

Hennigan's Scotch

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PostPosted: January 7, 2008 7:45 PM 

Jerry: You had sex with the cleaning lady on your desk!? How did you do that?!

George: Hennigan's.

Can't Stand Ya!!

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PostPosted: November 22, 2008 2:44 PM 

"GEORGE" - So we started drinking, and I'll tell you I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next think I knew she was mopping the floor with me

"JERRY" - So how was it??

"GEORGE" - Well the sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigans

"JERRY" - Good thing the cleaning lady was there!!

Can't Stand Ya!!

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PostPosted: November 22, 2008 2:56 PM 

Pretty close Gendison.....

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.


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PostPosted: January 1, 2009 8:37 AM 

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

lol, what a classic line

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: January 2, 2010 11:28 PM 

You must go now.

Bill (Of Rights)

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PostPosted: January 18, 2012 2:11 PM 

Hennessy's...They are clearly making fun of that swill Hennessy's.

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