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PostPosted: September 2, 2003 1:23 PM 

"Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted."

-Cosmo Kramer, in The Nap Read the script of The Nap Download the full epiosde video of The Nap Discuss The Nap

the Opposite
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PostPosted: February 2, 2004 4:27 PM 

this one is hilarious... its George telling her girlfriend about "significant shrinkage"

"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more"

George in The Hamptons

jerkstore
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PostPosted: June 16, 2004 8:30 AM 

".....technically Norfolk has more gross tonage"

Tina
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PostPosted: June 21, 2004 1:21 PM 

"He just sank like a stone..."

Pouch Envy
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PostPosted: June 23, 2004 5:23 PM 

Hal: Kitsmiller
Kramer: Thats IT!!

Anil
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PostPosted: October 28, 2004 1:02 PM 

In the same east river episode...big Stein:

Just let me ask you something. Is it "February" or " Febuary"? Because I prefer "Febuary" and what is this "ru"?

Gendison
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PostPosted: October 29, 2004 7:59 AM 

Anil, that's a classic...A typical subtle Seinfeld moment. How do you know something like will be funny when you write it? That's the genius of it.

lacey
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PostPosted: October 30, 2004 10:37 PM 

I love this one...when Kramer can't remember Kitsmillers name and butchers it every time he runs into him.

bitrch ass trik
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PostPosted: November 28, 2004 8:45 PM 

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cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: November 28, 2004 11:06 PM 

"whoa...i'm on the wrong floor again."

Billy Mumphries
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PostPosted: November 30, 2004 1:02 PM 

In response to Elaine's question of what men find so appealing about a cat-fight in "The Summer of George"...

Jerry: Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.

Joe's Fruit Stand
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PostPosted: December 5, 2004 10:44 PM 

"Four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller."


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