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Mark
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Posted: December 23, 2003 10:01 AM |
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FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
KRAMER: What happened to the doll?
FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.
FRANK: She was.
-from The Strike
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BobSac
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Posted: January 5, 2004 10:58 PM |
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Rained blows OPON him?
It's spelled UPON. |
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J. Chiles
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Posted: January 6, 2004 6:16 PM |
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This is another example of the expert delivery and timing of Stiller. The "raining blows" comes out so smooth that it is almost like it was the only logical thing Frank might have done. |
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Haseeb Saleem
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Posted: January 30, 2004 2:09 AM |
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In this episode Kramer works in the H&H Bagels. This manufacturer has been in many TV shows and movies.
http://www.handhbagel.com
"It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough" - Cosmo Kramer.
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sod
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Posted: January 30, 2004 4:25 PM |
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in the dealership, whats the quote mean by kramer when he is talking to the ladies walking by: "can i interest you ladies in a little supplemental restraint..." what the heck is a supplemental restraint? |
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Bob
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Posted: February 1, 2004 3:15 AM |
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It's a New York way of saying "Oral sex". |
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G-DUB
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Posted: March 18, 2004 10:45 PM |
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Supplemental restraint refers to seatbelts. |
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Stan The Caddy
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Posted: March 19, 2004 11:56 AM |
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Actually it usually refers to airbags. Most airbag systems are referred to as SRS - Supplemental Restraint Systems.
That's a great Kramer quote.
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Kramerica Industries
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Posted: May 7, 2004 11:20 AM |
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Yama Hama...It's fright night! |
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Bosco
Bob Sakamano
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Posted: May 14, 2004 3:57 PM |
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Kramer: It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough.
Jerry: Your hands were in this dough?!
Kramer: Noo Noo...those are the ones we tried to give to the hobos. We put some fresh warm ones on top, but they dig.....they know. |
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jerkstore
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Posted: June 16, 2004 8:29 AM |
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Jerry - "You made these bagels?"
Kramer - "No not these...."
Kramer - "Yeh, they're day olds, the homeless won't even touch 'em. We try to trick them by putting some fresh ones on top, but they dig......they dig." |
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Joe
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Posted: August 9, 2004 7:10 AM |
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The best Frank Costanza out-take is when he tries several times to say, "Del Boca Vista". |
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Gendison
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Posted: August 9, 2004 3:41 PM |
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That outtake is funny the first 2 times he tries, but then you could tell he's faking it trying to get a laugh...I love Frank, but that wasn't too convincing. |
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Jimmy
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Posted: August 10, 2004 10:21 PM |
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Jimmy's always felt that 99.9% of repeated bloopers are faked. Jimmy hopes they won't take up too much of the DVDs. Pretentious and boring as hell. |
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Moops
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Posted: August 13, 2004 9:29 PM |
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What could be more pretentious than referring to oneself in the third person?
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Jimmy
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Posted: August 14, 2004 12:54 AM |
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Repeated, phoney bloopers for gullible people... that's what. |
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Bob Sakamano
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Posted: October 2, 2004 3:47 AM |
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ASSMAN
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Posted: August 9, 2005 8:41 PM |
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On the supplemental restrain issue, it sounds like a double entendre, hitting on the bondage/tie-up sex concept, as well as the dealership air-bag system. |
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ASSMAN
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Posted: August 9, 2005 8:42 PM |
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On the supplemental restrain issue, it sounds like a double entendre, hitting on the bondage/tie-up sex concept, as well as the dealership air-bag system.
-"Hey! The ASSMAN is back in town!"
"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!" |
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ASSMAN
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Posted: August 9, 2005 8:42 PM |
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On the supplemental restrain issue, it sounds like a double entendre, hitting on the bondage/tie-up sex concept, as well as the dealership air-bag system.
-"Hey! The ASSMAN is back in town!"
"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!" |
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ASSMAN
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Posted: August 9, 2005 8:42 PM |
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On the supplemental restraint issue, it sounds like a double entendre, hitting on the bondage/tie-up sex concept, as well as the dealership air-bag system.
-"Hey! The ASSMAN is back in town!"
"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!" |
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