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"Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am! If you want disturbed, that's disturbed! You can't find sickness like that anywhere. You think sickness like that grows on trees? Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending, I'm the genuine article."

-George Louis Costanza, in The Visa

This is, perhaps, the all-time best George rant. Content of the dialogue and the inflection - brilliant.

Nobody is sicker than me, nobody!

I just saw that one a few days ago, it's definitely a good one. Although I guess I could say that about pretty much every episode.

I just saw that one a few days ago, it's definitely a good one. Although I guess I could say that about pretty much every episode.

I just saw that one a few days ago, it's definitely a good one. Although I guess I could say that about pretty much every episode.

is it lewis or louis?

Its Julia Louis Dreyfus, you're talking about elaine i assume

man sorry for all those posts up there, it kept giving me an error when i would post and whenever I refreshed the screen my posts didnt show up so I thought that they didnt go through.

I think someone left off the end of the quote where he says, "I'm disturbed, I'm inadequate, I got it all!" I might give the best George soliloquy to "Independent George", or maybe "Costanza, Lord of the Idiots", that's a tough one. Did you notice how they cut out the ends of scenes on the reruns? I hate that. Sometimes they cut really great punch-lines too. Oh well, redemption will come in the DVD's.

O. Hunt, yes!! Not only do they cut off at the end of episodes but somtimes in the middle. I remember in "The Cigar Store Indian", they cutoff the part where George's dad says "that's it, you're grounded"(after finding the condom wrapper) ah yes the dvds will have everything. Heres hoping december comes soon.

The worst George line they cut for syndication was "It's like a stay of execution!", in reference to the booking error that postponed his wedding to Susan. How could they cut that one?!?

You guys are oh so right. They seem to edit out the best lines in each episode. Like in "The Conversion" where they cut out "you're not performing any rituals in this house!". Also they edited out "And stay away from those squirrels!" from the same episode by George's father. Now if those weren't the two best lines in that episode I don't know what were.

The guy I thought was REALLY dark and distrurbed was FDR.

I agree,it ain't George who's disturbed. You can't take him seriously, being a alame bastard.

"Where is babu? Do you see babu? Show me Babu!"

No, too fruity.

No Shot. Dog bite!

Woof, woof! Not bang, bang.

I'm Out, I'm Out of the Contest

... A brouhaha breaks out between the trolls around here, you know, and the old stanthecaddy regulars. And as I'm trying to get that ?@#$ off Gendison, somebody pulls me from behind, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down, and whoa man, it's Mookie. I punched his lights out!

Head hurt. Head *really* hurt.

I think the best George Costanza rant is the one about the Jerk Store in The Comeback episode. Everytime I watch it , it reminds me of who Costanza is, and the Christmas Card episode. Now I have to leave work and go watch some Seinfeld!