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Stan The Caddy







PostPosted: March 2, 2004 9:07 AM 

"Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am! If you want disturbed, that's disturbed! You can't find sickness like that anywhere. You think sickness like that grows on trees? Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending, I'm the genuine article."

-George Louis Costanza, in The Visa Read the script of The Visa Download the full epiosde video of The Visa Discuss The Visa

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 3:04 PM 

This is, perhaps, the all-time best George rant. Content of the dialogue and the inflection - brilliant.

Nobody is sicker than me, nobody!

shmibson
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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 3:23 PM 

I just saw that one a few days ago, it's definitely a good one. Although I guess I could say that about pretty much every episode.

shmibson
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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 3:24 PM 

I just saw that one a few days ago, it's definitely a good one. Although I guess I could say that about pretty much every episode.

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 3:26 PM 

I just saw that one a few days ago, it's definitely a good one. Although I guess I could say that about pretty much every episode.

lessthanjake
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PostPosted: March 5, 2004 4:12 PM 

is it lewis or louis?

Timmy
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PostPosted: March 5, 2004 9:35 PM 

Its Julia Louis Dreyfus, you're talking about elaine i assume

shmibson
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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 1:06 AM 

man sorry for all those posts up there, it kept giving me an error when i would post and whenever I refreshed the screen my posts didnt show up so I thought that they didnt go through.

O.Hunt
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PostPosted: March 7, 2004 2:42 AM 

I think someone left off the end of the quote where he says, "I'm disturbed, I'm inadequate, I got it all!" I might give the best George soliloquy to "Independent George", or maybe "Costanza, Lord of the Idiots", that's a tough one. Did you notice how they cut out the ends of scenes on the reruns? I hate that. Sometimes they cut really great punch-lines too. Oh well, redemption will come in the DVD's.

Timmy
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 1:49 AM 

O. Hunt, yes!! Not only do they cut off at the end of episodes but somtimes in the middle. I remember in "The Cigar Store Indian", they cutoff the part where George's dad says "that's it, you're grounded"(after finding the condom wrapper) ah yes the dvds will have everything. Heres hoping december comes soon.

Stan The Caddy
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 2:53 PM 

The worst George line they cut for syndication was "It's like a stay of execution!", in reference to the booking error that postponed his wedding to Susan. How could they cut that one?!?

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: March 10, 2004 8:41 AM 

You guys are oh so right. They seem to edit out the best lines in each episode. Like in "The Conversion" where they cut out "you're not performing any rituals in this house!". Also they edited out "And stay away from those squirrels!" from the same episode by George's father. Now if those weren't the two best lines in that episode I don't know what were. Razz Laughing Wink

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 31, 2004 11:42 AM 

The guy I thought was REALLY dark and distrurbed was FDR.

Lalacca
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PostPosted: April 17, 2004 9:18 PM 

I agree,it ain't George who's disturbed. You can't take him seriously, being a alame bastard. Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

Tina
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PostPosted: June 21, 2004 1:31 PM 

"Where is babu? Do you see babu? Show me Babu!"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 22, 2004 5:51 PM 

No, too fruity.

Mookie
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PostPosted: September 15, 2005 12:30 AM 

No Shot. Dog bite!

Woof, woof! Not bang, bang.

Laughing

Kramer
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PostPosted: March 26, 2006 6:39 PM 

I'm Out, I'm Out of the Contest Embarassed

Bookman
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PostPosted: March 30, 2006 11:46 PM 

... A brouhaha breaks out between the trolls around here, you know, and the old stanthecaddy regulars. And as I'm trying to get that ?@#$ off Gendison, somebody pulls me from behind, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down, and whoa man, it's Mookie. I punched his lights out!

Mookie
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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 10:39 PM 

Shocked Head hurt. Head *really* hurt.

JFK Jr
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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 2:52 PM 

I think the best George Costanza rant is the one about the Jerk Store in The Comeback episode. Everytime I watch it , it reminds me of who Costanza is, and the Christmas Card episode. Now I have to leave work and go watch some Seinfeld!

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