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Seinfeld Quote #114: Chamberlain

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Stan The Caddy







PostPosted: April 4, 2004 10:21 PM 

JERRY: Vomitting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had vomitted on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia.

GEORGE: Chamberlain...you could hold his head in the toilet, he'd still give you half of Europe.

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F. Costanza
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PostPosted: April 6, 2004 1:14 PM 


One of my fav. scenes from this episode was:

GEORGE: "Why don't they have salsa on the table?"

JERRY: "What do you need salsa for?"

GEORGE: "Salsa is now the number one condiment in America."

JERRY: "You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

GEORGE: "You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa? You
have the seltezer after the salsa!"

GEORGE: "See, this should be a show. This is the show."

Laughing Razz

Tim
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PostPosted: April 19, 2004 1:30 PM 

Jerry- So I'm going to go in there...
George- we go in there.
Jerry- We? since when are you a writer
George- what writing, were talking about a sitcom here.

hehe
I noticed espeically during the series of episodes involving the Pilot, all the characters(including JErry) poke fun at Jerry and how the idea for the show is so dumb. I guess in real life, they got the last laugh.

DenniZ
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 20, 2004 4:39 AM 

They most definately DID! Very Happy

chris
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PostPosted: March 20, 2005 4:21 AM 

Im using one or other of the chamberlain quotes in an extended essay for the International Baccalaureate on the causes of WW2. Can't wait to see my supervisors reaction

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 20, 2005 5:40 PM 

thats pretty anti-semitic don't you think?

sam
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 6:50 PM 

what, because Hitler was mentioned? Plus Jerry's jewish

Gendison
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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 6:02 AM 

Don't feed the anonomous cowards. They usually stay anonomous because they know what they're posting makes no sense at all. Losers one and all.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 30, 2005 4:47 PM 

Kasha?

Bookman
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PostPosted: June 2, 2005 10:46 PM 

StarKist, Jimmy. Most tuna don't make their cut.



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