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Seinfeld Quote #114: Chamberlain

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: April 4, 2004 10:21 PM 

JERRY: Vomitting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had vomitted on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia.

GEORGE: could hold his head in the toilet, he'd still give you half of Europe.

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F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 6, 2004 1:14 PM 

One of my fav. scenes from this episode was:

GEORGE: "Why don't they have salsa on the table?"

JERRY: "What do you need salsa for?"

GEORGE: "Salsa is now the number one condiment in America."

JERRY: "You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

GEORGE: "You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa? You
have the seltezer after the salsa!"

GEORGE: "See, this should be a show. This is the show."

Laughing Razz

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: April 19, 2004 1:30 PM 

Jerry- So I'm going to go in there...
George- we go in there.
Jerry- We? since when are you a writer
George- what writing, were talking about a sitcom here.

I noticed espeically during the series of episodes involving the Pilot, all the characters(including JErry) poke fun at Jerry and how the idea for the show is so dumb. I guess in real life, they got the last laugh.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 20, 2004 4:39 AM 

They most definately DID! Very Happy


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PostPosted: March 20, 2005 4:21 AM 

Im using one or other of the chamberlain quotes in an extended essay for the International Baccalaureate on the causes of WW2. Can't wait to see my supervisors reaction

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 20, 2005 5:40 PM 

thats pretty anti-semitic don't you think?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 6:50 PM 

what, because Hitler was mentioned? Plus Jerry's jewish

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 6:02 AM 

Don't feed the anonomous cowards. They usually stay anonomous because they know what they're posting makes no sense at all. Losers one and all.


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PostPosted: May 30, 2005 4:47 PM 


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PostPosted: June 2, 2005 10:46 PM 

StarKist, Jimmy. Most tuna don't make their cut.

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