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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: April 18, 2004 8:12 PM 

"Oh, yeah? So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrub women for sexual favors! No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you!"

-Kramer, in The Maid Read the script of The Maid Download the full epiosde video of The Maid Discuss The Maid

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 9:32 PM 

I remember it sounded like Jerry had a sore throat on this episode. I loved Cosmo's reaction here, also when Jerry wonders what he has paid for, and the simple response is delivered perfectly by Mr. Richards,

"Ah, oh, you're a John."


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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 9:42 PM 

Mr. Richards? That's what Kramer said.


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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 11:06 PM 

Yes... Mr Michael Richards. Aka Kramer.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 19, 2004 9:37 AM 

Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum.

Laughing Razz

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: April 19, 2004 1:24 PM 

F. Constanza, "She's not a maid, she might be a newswoman!" hehe


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PostPosted: April 19, 2004 5:38 PM 

hey, one thing i could never figure out cuz he says it so wierdly...when Jerry looks around and says "What did I just pay for?" to Kramer, what does Kramer reply Confused ...its all fast and mumbled, well u know, like Kramer always talks hahah.


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PostPosted: April 19, 2004 8:04 PM 

I believe that's when he says: Oh, uh, you're a John.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 22, 2004 6:54 PM 

I love how the owner of the maid service says: "Hey hey, Give the money to the girl, I'm an independent contractor. Tax purposes."

Laughing Razz Laughing

The Drake

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PostPosted: May 23, 2004 6:51 PM 

One of Kramer's funniest outbursts

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 24, 2004 2:10 PM 

Do you know how to use a mop-wringer?

Teddy Padillac

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PostPosted: August 24, 2004 9:08 AM 

"Jerry, how can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the Nexus of the universe!"

That's really great Kramer logic...

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 11:29 PM 

I guess you CAN od on PROZAC... Rolling Eyes

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 20, 2004 7:16 PM 

"Im on first and first! how can the same street intersect with itself?. I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

I love that quote... and the famous original rays pizza

Art Vandelay

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PostPosted: November 16, 2004 9:49 PM 

This is one of my all time favorite episodes

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