SEINFELD BLOG

Jerry: Why do they want you to fire Raquel Welch?

Kramer: Because they're terrified of her. I heard from someone that when they cut one of her lines, she climbed up the rope on side of the stage and started dropping lights on peoples heads. Story like that has got to be true.

-Cosmo Kramer, in The Summer of George

That episode was so great...I need to see it again.

That episode was so great...I need to see it again.

Before we go any further, I just want to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise. -Jerry

The size of a car battery no less. Got to loooove the cheese.

PS: Oh, a cat fight with Rachel Welch?!

Raquel was on Larry King last night. She's 63 years old and looks great.

"Story like that has GOT to be true."

See, you want to hit got more. "They fooled ME, Jerry."

does anybody know which episode they discuss the knee grab in? they always talk about how wonderful it is.. but i can't figure out which episode!

c-c-c-caat fight?

...I'll feed your testicles to a wolf! Kids!

Classic episode, and Kramer's "got to be true" quote is priceless. But Stan, as was pointed out above by our anonomous poster, the emphasis has to be on "got" not on "that".

"GOT"

haha, yes the emphasis is on got.. it's what makes the quote hilarious

Peterman: Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight.

Elaine: Mr. Petermen, this is not a cat fight. This is violent psychotic behavior directed at me all because are told her to swing her arms.

Peterman: Woof!

Elaine: Do you mean "reer?"

Petermen: Yes, that's the one! Good day Elaine. [Leaves.]

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Mr. Graham: Mr. Kramer, my name is Lewis Maxton Graham. I'm one of the producers of 'Scarsdale surprise'.

Kramer: Hey, eh, Lew!

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Kramer: I'll just squeeze in...

Man: What are you doing?

Kramer: My job. What are you doing?

[Kramer looks at the woman next to him]

Kramer: You know, if they catch two of us on TV, you got some explaining to do.

could this show be any funnier?

Elaine tells her co-worker Sam (Molly Shannon) that she might want to move her arms when she walks, instead of "lurching, like a caveman." Leads to the catfight. Peterman: "Wuff." Elaine: "Do ya mean, re-er?" Jerry takes a date to the Tony's who lives with a dude - Lyle, who sits at home in "swaddling clothes." George is "decomposing" after accepting a buyout. (Hence, The Summer of George). Kramer accepts an award at the Tony's for The Scarsdale Surprise. Obviously, he's a phony. JUST LIKE JERRY!
Those cops were real effective helping Elaine when she played the tape of the threats from Sam. Kind of reminds me of the way the two cops handled my parking situation with George. (That Michael Jordan, he's so phony!)

Stan was right with emphasis on that, but he just for[i]got[/i] the got. They should both have emphasis; they're different clauses.