Seinfeld Quote #116: Got to be True

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Stan The Caddy

Posted: April 27, 2004 8:20 AM

Jerry: Why do they want you to fire Raquel Welch? Kramer: Because they're terrified of her. I heard from someone that when they cut one of her lines, she climbed up the rope on side of the stage and started dropping lights on peoples heads. Story like that has got to be true. -Cosmo Kramer, in The Summer of George

Thisfella
Low-Talker

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Posted: April 27, 2004 3:56 PM

That episode was so great...I need to see it again.

Thisfella
Low-Talker

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Posted: April 27, 2004 3:57 PM

That episode was so great...I need to see it again.

ohunt
Bob Sakamano

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Posted: April 27, 2004 4:19 PM

Before we go any further, I just want to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise. -Jerry The size of a car battery no less. Got to loooove the cheese. PS: Oh, a cat fight with Rachel Welch?!

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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Posted: April 29, 2004 8:13 AM

Raquel was on Larry King last night. She's 63 years old and looks great.

Low-Talker

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Posted: May 26, 2004 11:06 AM

"Story like that has GOT to be true." See, you want to hit got more. "They fooled ME, Jerry."

Liz
Low-Talker

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Posted: June 27, 2004 1:41 AM

does anybody know which episode they discuss the knee grab in? they always talk about how wonderful it is.. but i can't figure out which episode!

funky
Bob Sakamano

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Varnsen
Architect

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Posted: July 28, 2004 10:00 PM

...I'll feed your testicles to a wolf! Kids!

Gendison
Queen of Confrontation

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Posted: July 30, 2004 7:05 PM

Classic episode, and Kramer's "got to be true" quote is priceless. But Stan, as was pointed out above by our anonomous poster, the emphasis has to be on "got" not on "that".

Gendison
Queen of Confrontation

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Billie
Bob Sakamano

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Posted: December 18, 2004 9:32 PM

haha, yes the emphasis is on got.. it's what makes the quote hilarious

Randy
Low-Talker

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Posted: December 2, 2005 4:24 AM

Peterman: Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight. Elaine: Mr. Petermen, this is not a cat fight. This is violent psychotic behavior directed at me all because are told her to swing her arms. Peterman: Woof! Elaine: Do you mean "reer?" Petermen: Yes, that's the one! Good day Elaine. [Leaves.] ----------------------------------- Mr. Graham: Mr. Kramer, my name is Lewis Maxton Graham. I'm one of the producers of 'Scarsdale surprise'. Kramer: Hey, eh, Lew! ----------------------------------- Kramer: I'll just squeeze in... Man: What are you doing? Kramer: My job. What are you doing? [Kramer looks at the woman next to him] Kramer: You know, if they catch two of us on TV, you got some explaining to do.

cecily
Bob Sakamano

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Posted: December 2, 2005 11:09 AM

could this show be any funnier?

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