SEINFELD BLOG

"My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist."

-J Peterman, in The Foundation

J Peterman before he heads out on his sabbatical to Burma (but you may know it as myanmar).

Where's my pineapple?

Are you an assasin?

TO ANY ONE WHOSE INTERSTED
ON BEHALF OF THE ANIMAL CENTER, A NON GOVERNMENTAL ORGANISATION OPERATING A ZOO.
WE HAVE AT THE DISPOSAL OF THE PUBLIC SOME MONKEYS FOR SALE TO OTHER WIDLIFE CENTERS AND INDIVIDUALS WISHING TO OWN ONE.
WE HAVE VARYING SPECIES , AGED IN BETWEEN 2 MONTHS AND 1 YEAR 4 MONTHS.
SALES CORDINATOR, Forbehmembigha Emmanuel

A "monkey fist" is a kind of knot, very convoluted, used at the extreme of ropes to throw them easier. You can see it at http://www.realknots.com/knots/faqknot.htm, for example. Just in case you did not know.