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Seinfeld Quote #124: Hates Me so Much

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: January 14, 2005 8:53 AM 

"This woman hates me so much. I'm starting to like her."

-George Louis Costanza, in The Masseuse Read the script of The Masseuse Download the full epiosde video of The Masseuse Discuss The Masseuse


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PostPosted: January 14, 2005 12:10 PM 

Of course George liked her! She's a MILF! (That is, the actress portraying the masseuse, Jennifer Coolidge, was Stiffler's mom in American Pie, and was labeled a M.I.L.F. by the other teens.)

This episode is referenced a few shows later, when Jerry's new girlfriend begins to rub his shoulders, and he says "You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this!"

serenity now!

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PostPosted: January 14, 2005 12:30 PM 

George. I wouldn't push for the massage.

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PostPosted: January 14, 2005 9:29 PM 

The second time I sent the noodles back, I thought she made a face.

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PostPosted: January 23, 2005 6:18 PM 

let me tell you something, if her sister's getting tickets, she's not that good-looking!!


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PostPosted: March 19, 2005 8:12 PM 

i thought it was,. This woman hates me so much, its irresistable.


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PostPosted: May 6, 2012 11:53 AM 

This was a classic episode!
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