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JFK Jr.
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 Posted: January 13, 2008 9:18 PM |
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Seinfeld said you have to write everyday to be a comedian. I think a few of you are aspiring comedians. How about we try to write stuff ...
I just saw a story on ABC World News and they did a piece on how they are going green. They mention a Chrysler minivan that needs no gas, it has a fuel cell. Then they mentioned they may use garbage (and they showed a landfill with big trucks pushing around the garbage). A GM rep said it's more science than fantasy.
Can you imagine driving and having to stop off for garbage? There wouldn't be any trash on the sides of the freeway.
OK, Jimmy, Mookie, Gak ... add something to this.
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5078
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| Posted: January 13, 2008 11:00 PM |
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Speaking of having gas.... |
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Mookie
The Wiz
Posts: 945
Reply: 2
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| Posted: January 14, 2008 12:00 AM |
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[Reads JFK's post, then looks up at waitress] I'll have the tuna. |
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JFK Jr.
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
Posts: 133
Reply: 3
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| Posted: January 14, 2008 1:20 AM |
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Wasn't this in 'Back to The Future'? |
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JFK Jr.
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
Posts: 133
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| Posted: January 15, 2008 12:26 AM |
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Jimmy: nothing to say?
You see, you can't be creative.
How about this, standard grade trash, plus grade trash, and premium grade trash?
Sounds like someone sizing people up in WalMart. |
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Jimmy
Pensky Material
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| Posted: January 15, 2008 12:36 AM |
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You cannot not be not funny. |
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JFK Jr.
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
Posts: 133
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Jimmy
Pensky Material
Posts: 4301
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| Posted: January 15, 2008 3:58 AM |
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You wanna read it again... a little slower? 
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Curly
Pigman
Posts: 448
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| Posted: January 15, 2008 6:09 AM |
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Three negatives must be a record for a six-word sentence. I'm impressed. |
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billy chote
Germaphobe
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| Posted: January 15, 2008 9:53 AM |
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Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny?
Curly, is this funny? |
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Curly
Pigman
Posts: 448
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| Posted: January 16, 2008 5:35 AM |
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I never heard him say anything really funny. |
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Mookie
The Wiz
Posts: 945
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| Posted: January 16, 2008 2:45 PM |
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I workshopped that, Billy, and, uh... not funny. |
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JFK Jr.
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
Posts: 133
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| Posted: January 17, 2008 1:11 AM |
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Who's not funny? Who me?
Jimmy: did you graduate 8th grade? |
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Jimmy
Pensky Material
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| Posted: January 17, 2008 6:08 PM |
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Equivalency!... 8th grade equivalency program graduate! (dances up and down stage) |
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