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Simon







PostPosted: January 16, 2005 3:02 PM 

How do U guys think would win in a fist fight between the cast of Seinfeld and Friends. To even it up to 6 vs 6 , I am gonna give Seinfeld , Newman and Estelle Costanza.
I think Elaine is gonna be one tough cookie , and a patent Benes "Get Out" shove in the chest would ground anyone.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: January 16, 2005 3:11 PM 

i got a feeling the guys are going to have a field day with this one.

For starters, would George curl up in a little ball like the coward he is, or would he resort to fighting dirty with scratching, biting and groin stuff?

PIG MAN
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PostPosted: January 16, 2005 4:56 PM 

Kramer would kick the shit out of david scwhimmers ass!...i would love to see this thread acted out..

VegetableLasagna
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PostPosted: January 16, 2005 5:13 PM 

Newman would dominate all, simple as that. Plus Elaine has experience with catfighting....

Simon
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 17, 2005 4:07 PM 

Elaine does have experience however didn't Raquel Welch beat her up ! Although I seem to remember Elaine taking Frank Costanza down in The Little Kicks !

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 18, 2005 2:19 PM 

Kramer? Jerry? They ran like little girls from the sissy pair (Cedric and Bob). Of course, matching up against the "F" boys would be even far less a challenge. Elaine to tar-kick the lot of three "F" f's.

moops
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PostPosted: January 18, 2005 2:35 PM 

Toss the Van Buren Boys into the mix and it's no contest... Wink

(Cedric and Bob -- my favorite street toughs!)

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 18, 2005 2:38 PM 

Moops, LOL. I wish all street toughs were so tough! Might be safe to walk anywhere! Smile

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: January 18, 2005 4:41 PM 

i don't know guys, that joey seems delicate, yet masculine. and that Jennifer Aniston, fresh off her break-up to the always dreamy Brad Pitt...well might do some damage.

Maestro
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PostPosted: January 22, 2005 1:57 PM 

wasn't... uhm.... Jerry's Girlfriend... in ... Ooowww... in the Wife.... wasn't she from....Friends Evil or Very Mad Crying or Very Sad

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: January 22, 2005 2:09 PM 

Instead of Estelle Costanza, you should give Seinfeld Frank Costanza. He could use his "feats of strength."

yeh seinfeld! Very Happy

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: January 22, 2005 5:20 PM 

if things really start to get nasty, just call Brody! he's a reasonable man, but he's INSANE!!

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: January 23, 2005 9:26 AM 

Toughest ever Seinfeld Charaters:
1- Crazy Joe Devola- Kibosh specialist
2- Raquel Welch-story like that's gotta be true.
3- Soup Natzi-He suffers for his soup.
4- Rebacca Demornay-Take away this toilet book and I won't punch you in the brain.
5- Steve Gendason-Dry Cleaner Murderer, Ex-ball player.

Friends couldn't hold a candle to these ruffians.

lanky stu
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PostPosted: January 23, 2005 10:20 AM 

the friends mob are weak spineless tossers. That Shwimmer bloke couldn't fight his way outta really soft paper bag (like the kind you get a 10p mix up in - bud guzzlers call it candy) and the bag is really soft cos it's been raining and that! and the bag is torn a bit making it easier mfor him to escape, but he still cant escape cos he's too scared of getting rain water on his puffs t-shirt. So he stays in the bag like a mouse and the bag dries in the sun and gives him a paper cut on his toe, and he can't walk now, he's too scared, and he bleeds to death - in the bag. A bag of shite! Like friends - SHIT ON A STICK

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: January 23, 2005 5:55 PM 

that is one angry clown.

and by the way, Denim, what makes Soup Nazi tough? He's just an ass. Brody's an actual criminal, and he's not on your list?

Simon
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PostPosted: January 24, 2005 1:16 PM 

What about Slippery Pete ? He was a criminal I dunno about tough though ?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 24, 2005 2:18 PM 

Without question, the two guys NOT to be messed with are a med-less Crazy Joe (hey, Clown) and Brody (that's why he carries a gun, too many misunderstandings)!

Something a tells me that a Ciccio would not be a bad guy to have on a one's side, either! Wink

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: January 24, 2005 4:14 PM 

and maybe having Castro on your side couldn't hurt. Or Saddam Hussein. Or basically any dictator. Because once you make it in with those dictators, you got it made in the shade.

Simon
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PostPosted: January 25, 2005 1:21 PM 

Another tough cookie was Bookman the Libarary Cop , he may be getting on a bit , but I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him and of course there is always Izzy Mandelbaum !
Mandelbaum !Mandelbaum !Mandelbaum !

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: January 25, 2005 1:48 PM 

Or the boss of Jerry's maid/girlfriend: "You know what I do to people who stiff me on a job?"
JERRY: What?
"Well, it kinda depends on the situation..."

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: January 25, 2005 11:11 PM 

well if you're going to have that guy, you might as well call up the wigmaster.

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