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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 12:55 PM 

As gag gifts for a friend who also enjoys the show, we always get something related to an episode for each other. Her birthday is coming up and I want to get her a few things. So far I have a Jesus Fish for her car. I need a few more ideas.

Here's some of the things we've exchanged already in the past few years:

Marble Rye
Black and White Cookie
Junior Mints
Chocolate Babka
Twix Bar
Oh Henry Bar
Space Pen
Chinese Bubble Gum

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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 1:07 PM 

How about a nice box of "scram"?

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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 1:18 PM 

Everything you named is food, except for the pen...I guess that's so she can write down how much weight she gained after eating all the other gifts.

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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 1:30 PM 

ovaltine? why don't they call it roundtine?

I'm not sure if that was a Jerry Seinfeld spoof, or an actual line. Laughing

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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 1:58 PM 

You could get her a nice bunch of 'everyday balloons!'

Maybe you think Snapple would be too fruity?

I've always been partial to a nice handsome cab ride (hold the beefarino).

Nothing says love like a bear claw. Do you know how rare that is?

just my two cents.

stay outta the deep end.


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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 4:18 PM 

Regift something she got you last year. Doesn't get any easier than that.

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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 6:47 PM 

jujifruits are a myth.

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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 9:06 PM 

Get her a bench!

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PostPosted: April 11, 2005 9:08 PM 

Throw a T-bone on the table and then have Ring Dings and Pepsi for desert.


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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 2:51 PM 

Come on people let's get some high end merchandise!
-Goretex Jacket
-Foo-Foo-Puffy shirt from Claiborne or somebody.
-Water Pik(you can't have mine)
-Poster of the Three Tenors
-Large screen t.v. (ask for me or Leapin Larry, we'll take care of you)
-Trip to Burma
-Festivus pole
So many damn things I could list but easiest is just make a donation in her name to the Human Fund. Give her some Hennigan's and call it a night.

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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 2:56 PM 

nice, drake


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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 2:58 PM 

This is sophmoric but I couldn't resist, either someone needs to use spell check or an unknown man just up and ran away.

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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 8:15 PM 

box of Cuban cigars?

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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 11:57 PM 

you should get a clarkman garbage disposal so she can prepare dinner as she can even make her a radish bout a macanaw peach? only good 2 weeks outta the year

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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 4:51 AM 

HateTheDrake, I just got it. Took a while, but I got it. I hope he didn't flee.


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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 9:41 AM 

I've also done things like the Human Fund, a massage chair, a denim vest and label maker. Just looking for a few common or low dollar items to include as part of her regular gift.

Some good ideas here, so thanks.

I also thought of a boxed "Vegetable Lasagna" dinner.

P.S. Sorry about the typo on the title, I was too worried about not spelling it Sienfeld Embarassed


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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 12:17 PM 

Thanks Gendison, that was a pretty big matzah ball hanging there and you grabbed it. Now let's see what everyone else can do "without all the assistance"!


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PostPosted: June 29, 2006 5:16 PM 

you can get here some assman license plates

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PostPosted: June 30, 2006 6:51 AM 


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PostPosted: June 30, 2006 12:26 PM 

A copy of The Five Chinese Brothers adorned with hand-drawn you-know-whats.


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PostPosted: June 30, 2006 1:46 PM 

How about $

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