SEINFELD BLOG

As gag gifts for a friend who also enjoys the show, we always get something related to an episode for each other. Her birthday is coming up and I want to get her a few things. So far I have a Jesus Fish for her car. I need a few more ideas.

Here's some of the things we've exchanged already in the past few years:

Marble Rye
Black and White Cookie
Junior Mints
Chocolate Babka
Twix Bar
Oh Henry Bar
Jujifruits
Space Pen
Bosco
Chinese Bubble Gum

How about a nice box of "scram"?

Everything you named is food, except for the pen...I guess that's so she can write down how much weight she gained after eating all the other gifts.

ovaltine? why don't they call it roundtine?

I'm not sure if that was a Jerry Seinfeld spoof, or an actual line.

You could get her a nice bunch of 'everyday balloons!'

Maybe you think Snapple would be too fruity?

I've always been partial to a nice handsome cab ride (hold the beefarino).

Nothing says love like a bear claw. Do you know how rare that is?

just my two cents.

stay outta the deep end.

Regift something she got you last year. Doesn't get any easier than that.

jujifruits are a myth.

Get her a bench!

Throw a T-bone on the table and then have Ring Dings and Pepsi for desert.

Come on people let's get some high end merchandise!
-Goretex Jacket
-Foo-Foo-Puffy shirt from Claiborne or somebody.
-Water Pik(you can't have mine)
-Poster of the Three Tenors
-Large screen t.v. (ask for me or Leapin Larry, we'll take care of you)
-Trip to Burma
-Festivus pole
So many damn things I could list but easiest is just make a donation in her name to the Human Fund. Give her some Hennigan's and call it a night.

nice, drake

This is sophmoric but I couldn't resist, either someone needs to use spell check or an unknown man just up and ran away.

box of Cuban cigars?

you should get a clarkman garbage disposal so she can prepare dinner as she bathes...you can even make her a radish rose...how bout a macanaw peach? only good 2 weeks outta the year

HateTheDrake, I just got it. Took a while, but I got it. I hope he didn't flee.

I've also done things like the Human Fund, a massage chair, a denim vest and label maker. Just looking for a few common or low dollar items to include as part of her regular gift.

Some good ideas here, so thanks.

I also thought of a boxed "Vegetable Lasagna" dinner.

P.S. Sorry about the typo on the title, I was too worried about not spelling it Sienfeld

Thanks Gendison, that was a pretty big matzah ball hanging there and you grabbed it. Now let's see what everyone else can do "without all the assistance"!

you can get here some assman license plates

Label-maker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A copy of The Five Chinese Brothers adorned with hand-drawn you-know-whats.

How about $182....cash