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PostPosted: January 7, 2005 5:41 PM 

Ok, no I'm not talking about Italian suppositories (innuendo). The show obviously is laced with mostly subtle and some pblatant sexual references. I'd like to compile a list. Of course, let's not get too descriptive or crude, this is a family show. But i think we can do this and keep it sophisticated.

"It": a man's equipment.

"Can't go left": when a right handed man is prohibited from making a move on a woman because he's in the driver's seat and has to reach over with his left hand.

"The move": a compicated series of movements and gestures performed by a man (or woman)that are supposed to lead to sexual gratification for a woman.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 7, 2005 5:43 PM 

I just realised after posting that this might be redundant because it's all in the glossary section. But I wanted to compile something more specific, and it would be cool if people didn't go looking in the glossary section so they can give their own slant on how they perceived things.

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: January 7, 2005 6:14 PM 

I'll take an easy one.

Shrinkage- When "it" temporarily loses size due to being in water, or a pool, for a period of time.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 7, 2005 7:59 PM 

"You know...I was alone"-suggestion of self gratification

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: January 7, 2005 8:11 PM 

"sponge-worthy": referring to a man who is skilled enough to satisfy the sexual needs of Elaine, so as not to waste a contraceptive that has recently been taken off the market.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 7, 2005 11:32 PM 

"haven't been in the lab yet"(elaine) - lab is the bedroom, means that they haven't slept together yet

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: January 8, 2005 9:59 AM 

You got to have the home bed advantage.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 8, 2005 4:04 PM 

Which you obviously can't have if your ex girlfriend is living in the building.

rafael daniel

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PostPosted: January 8, 2005 7:06 PM 

Master of your domains: Guys who can domine his sexuality, avoiding masturbation and any kind of auto satisfaction
Kevorka: strong sex appeal, which is produced by animals and k-man (kinda pheromones. Women drives crazy...

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 9:46 AM 

Elaine’s tells Jerry that her hot and heavy boyfriend who plays the saxophone doesn’t do “everything”. Later her boyfriend decides that he’s ready to do “everything” right before an important musical performance. He’s then unable to play the saxophone, apparently because the muscles that work his mouth are little worn out. At least that’s my interpretation. Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 6:13 PM 

That was alright....
..well, I'll see 'ya.


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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 8:23 PM 

"Stopped Short" : When you quickly stop in your car so you can put your arm in front of a girl and 'save'her. This is Frank Costanza's 'move'


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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 8:29 PM 

referring to male/female sex organs as "equipment" ....and the gay guy Elaine beds being much better with his kind of equipment...since he obviously has one of his own, he is better in bed with men

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 9:27 PM 

(Along the lines of Kavorka..)

Shiksappeal: Appeal of non-Jewish woman to Jewish men; must be unlike mother

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 9:30 PM 

Oh...and the pinch and the swirl:
both to be used at the end of "the move" (see above); Jerry prefers the swirl.

Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 2:34 AM it a clockwise swirl?

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