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ScottyCougar







PostPosted: December 30, 2004 2:10 AM 

I am going to be the world's first sit down comedian. You have all these comics standing up, I'm gonna sit down. They're wasting all their energy walking around, moving the microphone, but I'll exert all my energy on my jokes. Therefore, my act will be better, as I am entirely focused on the material, rather than supporting myself with my legs. Imagine it, you know, I'm up there, SITTING, in a big recliner, and I got a bowl of popcorn, but I'm doing my act. This works...in theory. Of course, in theory communism worked. But I think thiss'll work: Sit Down comedy.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 12:44 PM 

You're about thirty years too late with that bit, Scotty. Go get a job. Confused

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 1:10 PM 

Well, with theories like that, you'd better learn to be a throw-down comedian, too.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 1:51 PM 

Next thing you know, he'll be coming on here and saying "Take my wife..........Please!... Take her!"

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 1:53 PM 

Ladies and germs... I just flew in from Buffalo and boy are my arms tired!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 1:54 PM 

Or, my name is Scotty G. Cougar. C-o-u-g-a-r, period. And the "G" stands for "Gotta get some originality!" Smile

Jose
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 1:57 PM 

@moops (laughing way too loud and hard) Ha ha ha ha!!! That's killer! Killer! I love that! Ha ha ha!!! You gotta use that, that's a definite!! Ha ha ha!!!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 2:31 PM 

Jose, you been hangin' out with Scotty?

ScottyCougar
Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 2:38 PM 

I'm sorry...this isn't an original idea?

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 30, 2004 3:17 PM 

I play hockey. For years, they were always telling me that I'm a "Stay at home" defensemen. Those of you who know a bit about hockey will be familiar with that expression. Unfortunately, in my case, it's because every time I touch the puck, everyone wishes I would have just stayed home....I just made that up, am I genius in my own mind, too?



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