SEINFELD BLOG

Went to the pretzel stand and got some pretzel bites. Started eating them and realized how thirsty I was getting so I went up to him and I was like you ever watch Seinfeld? He shakes his head yes and I screamed "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY". He nearly pissed himself laughing and gave me a free soda.

I gotta tell ya, these are bad details.

Was the accent on "pretzels" or "thirsty"?

Forget it. It's just not much of a story.

I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking message board every ten minutes to go over the excruciating moments of every single daily event

That story would've been much more satisfying had VL not first asked the guy if he's ever watched Seinfeld. Everyone in the Seinfeld-quoting community knows that it's the risk of looking like a complete ass in front of a non-Seinfeld watching person that makes the whole experience more rewarding and worthwhile. If you have to fall on your face, that's the breaks.

Now, get back in there and try again, soldier... that's an order!

Hey, VL... they guy nearly pissed himself after hearing you say that line? He must have given you a phoney Mike Moffit laugh.

Jimmy's right. Especially if the guy preceded his question with "like." That's the mark of a true imbecile.

If the guy almost pissed himself maybe he needs to be made aware that adult diapers are a six hundred million dollar a year industry

Maybe his biggest problen isn't staying out of the red. Or the black- whatever the bad one is.

Did he say anything to you about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?