SEINFELD BLOG

"Sic semper tyrannis!"

"Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him."

"Can you keep an eye on the aquarium and make sure nobody taps on the glass?"

"Well maybe he likes Dinky Donuts!"

"Remy, this is George. Would you mind if he watched Breakfast At Tiffany's with us?"

"Joe Pepitone Day."

"You're that lady that was talking to the cops, aren't you?"

Joe has so many Joes he wants to thank, and doesn't want to forget anyone...

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