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Microsoft gets Jerry to advertise for the PC

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,407702,00.html

Apple doesn't need Jerry, or anyone else. They have superior products and software. Both the PC, and Weirdows™, are fucking jokes, and have been for over twenty years. That's why they need Jerry... to make up for their useless products that never function properly. Luckily, people are finally pulling their heads out of their asses and switching over. It took them long enough.

Shut up, you old bag!

(runs off with a cautious smile on his face)

My iPhone's gone!!
My iPhone's gone!!

Sorry to see Jerry fall out of grace with 'Apple'. Does he not know of what M$ is about, and only a fool for the money would entertain the idea of doing a commercial for M$.
Has he had his head stuck in the ground or worse , up his own ass. Jerry look to OPen Source, try PClinusos for a test drive. Click here(http://www.pclinuxos.com/index.php?option=com_ionfiles&Itemid=28 ) and download the 'ISO' and burn it to a disk and try it on a cdrom. Yes take it for a test drive be fore you commit.

Jerry's no fool for representing Microsoft. I'd do it if they asked. Then I'd take my big fat check to the Apple Store and get a machine for every room in my new big fat house house.

Just stay away from Internet Explorer, Jerry. It's got more holes in it than First Avenue.

And remember to regularly lock your Windows session (Windows Key + L), or else people might stumble upon your naked pictures of Lois Lane....

I thought this thread was about Bernie Mac.

This one is funnier.

It'd have to be.

This is not...unless we're leaving on a low note..but I like the kitty