SEINFELD BLOG

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GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases to Exist!

You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.

JERRY: I, I love that George.

GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand!

The Pool Guy

(Elaine enters)

GEORGE: You're Killing Independent George! You know that, don't you?
ELAINE: George I don't even want to get --
GEORGE: You know what word Susan used last night? Hnuh. Vault! hu,
hu, hu.
ELAINE: So?
GEORGE: She got that from you!
ELAINE: Well, I didn�t tell here to say it.
GEORGE: Is she the only girl in the whole world? Why can't you get find your own girl?
ELAINE: I Like Her!
GEORGE: You see (to Jerry). You see. You see what I�m talking about. It's all just slipping away. And you're letting it happen. (exits -- slamming the door)

Another great episode... What I am wondering lately is where did Newman get that swimsuit he wore? That thing is the coolest & I haven't been able to find the like on the internet. If I had one of those, I could swim all I want & never need to get any exercise.