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Yev Kassem







PostPosted: September 8, 2005 9:01 AM 

There has been an exorbitant amount of bickering and fighting going on, especially when panties enters the room and previously with Guero and others- you too Jimmy.

These battles usually break out in the middle of friendly discussions of or somehow relating to SEINFELD. Since that is the reason we all come here (I think), if folks insist on fighting, instigating, and holding grudges they should move their bickering here.

Once the fight breaks out- YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CAGE!! You can bring all the venom and hatred that you would like to spew based on your own unhappy pathetic lives. At least it may help keep the focus of threads on track.

Furthermore, you should consider this thread a "boundary of hatred". What that means is if you are hurling epithets and accusations back and forth with someone in here, you can still carry on friendly banter with that same individual in another thread. What is said in the cage, stays in the cage.

You heard of a toilet book, well here is a toilet thread. Comments?

PS- Welcome back JC, you were missed. I also commend you for donating your time to those unfortunate victims of Katrina.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 9:04 AM 

Starting...... NOW!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:01 AM 

T A M A L E! Wink

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:05 AM 

Your doing the "fight-in-this-thread-so-we-can-discuss-Seinfeld-everywhere-else" routine?

I INVENTED the "fight-in-this-thread-so-we-can-discuss-Seinfeld-everywhere-else" routine.

(I did, it was called Airing of Grievances. So my name was even more clever than yours. HAHA!)

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:09 AM 

T A M A L E ! Wink

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:12 AM 

I admit CJ that is a better name- with the Festivus spin. I am assuming it didn't work lest it would still be in existence...

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:12 AM 

I got two bucks on the fat midget.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:18 AM 

I got two midgets on Buck Naked.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:29 AM 

I am in a rowdy mood- It's like our very own FIGHT CLUB!! Anybody want to go a few rounds?

Come on panties bring it on you low IQ nitwit.
Come on Bookman you over-intellectual bastard!
Jeffery- I hear you're a little funny in the pants.
Jackie- You emit a foul and unpleasant odor!
Ramon- you will always be a stupid poolboy.
Jimmy- YOU STUBBORN STUPID SILLY MAN!!

Who wants some of this?!?!?!?!??!??!!??! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:38 AM 

Yev.

Comfortable. Among the opera crowd.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:47 AM 

Damn. Confused

Lets take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like!

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 12:19 PM 

I don't know what you expect to find out there, yev. You know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know: I know I can stand here, watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort to opt for happiness and still know that I love you.

You mean so much to me that I'm willing to take all your abuse and insults and insensitivity, because that's what you need to do to prove I'm not going to leave you. I'm sick and tired of running from places and people and relationships. You want me, then fight for me, because I'm sure as hell fighting for you!

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 12:21 PM 

Who was that bunko artist? (Me)

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 12:51 PM 

bookman, you are completely misrepresenting yourself.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:06 PM 

You know, sometimes I don't understand the things you do Bookman. Dispicable........Just Dispicable.......

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:12 PM 

Look--I had nothing to do with this. It wasn't my decision. It was Jimmy! Jimmy told me to do it. I'm the business
guy. He handles the creative end.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:16 PM 

That would have been funnier if I could spell...

Anyway, so it's action you want, Yev, ya dirty greaseball? The only problem is that it takes a lot of energy and patience to keep a feud going. I mean, I went at it with Jimmy for a few days, and it took a lot out of me. Jackie and Gendison had their little catfight, and look what happened. Jackie couldn't carry that fight any longer, and Gendison ain't even around any more.

So don't kid yourself, by the time a feud erupts in another thread, the fighters will probably tire out before it reaches this thread.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:28 PM 

There's a shame. That's a shame. And to make matters worse, I recently discovered that I'm not an orgy guy.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:31 PM 

well, you got the moustache, the accent and the weird smell....All you need is the velvet couch.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:46 PM 

CJ, don't confuse a person's "carrying capacity" with their perception of pointlessness.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:49 PM 

Oh, and with regards to it being funnier if you could spell - that was't funny. There's nothing funny about that.

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