SEINFELD BLOG

I have just returned from the summer of pig. Unfortunately for my seinfeld obsession, my profession takes me away from the computer for the summer months...have I missed anything good?...What is goin on with Jimmy?...point me to the right threads to get caught up. P-I-G for ever

You have to know everything, don't you?

Well, after you left, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not iron man wore some sort under garment between his skin and his iron suit? Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld's drink with his bare hands using it to wash up then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."

That's about it.

tell him about the shoving.

Oh yeah, there was some shoving.

A dude named Guero (we think he has a crush on Jimmy) has been starting trouble.

We had a week long discussion on Poutine which abruptly ended once we were informed it is not pronounced poo-tine but poot-zin

Guero huh?...what kind of a name is Guero anyway?

I think it's Dutch.

Tell him about the pen, tell em about THAT! He gives Jimmy a pen, then he takes it back... tell em about THAT!

Kramer found an office job and he quickly got used to being pushed around in the freakin subway.

Oh yeah, I gave Jimmy a pen because he practically BEGGED me for it than I was crying because I wanted it back- I'm a real Indian giver.

interesting....but can u actually call it "indian" giver, or to be politically correct should it be "native american" giver.....now THAT is a question to be answered

The " " was for QQfarmer. Didn't get where that Kramer statement was going or where it even came from. But YEV GOT IN THE WAY!!!! YEV TOOK THE BREAD OUT OF JIMMY'S MOUTH!!!

So we're DEFINITELY not doing the Poutine stuff again?

What else happened here? Oh yeah, Jackie's been murdered (or he's out of town, i don't know)
Ramon's been making up episodes again, Jimmy's been attacking Guero, I've claimed to be Guero, Gendison only comes when he wants something, the whole system is breaking down.

Scratch that, Jimmy's probably the only one NOT attacking Guero. He's just been going on and on about Earth suits.

When a woman in an Earth suit makes a ball entrance.. she twirls. Like Superman reversing the rotation of the Earth suit.

now we need something here...

I purposefully ignored the QQfarmer post because that is generally what I do with non sequitor posts out of left field. But what the hell, oh QQFarmer, what was that post referring to and where did it come from?

Jeffrey, I'd be willing to do poutine stuff again but only if it could go back to being pronounced poo-teen.

Also, I'd like to go on the record that I enjoy the Ramon episodes (the kramer/newman apartment tunnel had me laughing out loud).

In Mèxico, "guero" means blondie, a person with blond hair...

Pronunced "wero"