SEINFELD BLOG

season 3 episode#35 the boyfriend-part2_ george is rejected by the daughter of the woman that is the head of unemployment, the girl is wearing a sweater season 5 episode#68 the sniffing accountant-jerry wears a sweater that his accountant has an allergic reaction to--is the sweater the girl wore the same sweater jerry wore?

Of course it's angora.

What's that dot?

When I was a minor leaguer playing in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the rattiest, most hideous sweater.

I said to him, "what do you call this unusally ratty fabric?", and he said "they call it Angora". I repeated the words "Angora, Angora". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me."

Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me.

Oh, but I didn't want the change, Henryw5. I wanted the... Angora.

I think I saw a moth just fly out of the pocket...

Is henryw5 the one who posted that moth-ridden cabana crap?

Hey henryw5: You get your moth-ridden cabana crap out of here, and I won't jump over this shuffleboard court and punch you in the brain!

Dog bite

Henryw5, can I have a word with you? I was talking to some of your fellow workers here at McDonald's. I don't want to mention any names. They were saying they don't like polyester uniforms. They're too hot. You see, Angora breathes. Imagine your barely employable friends flipping burgers and being 5 degrees cooler than the semi-retaerds flipping them at Burger King. They're cooler, they'll be happier. They're happier, they make better burgers. That's an advantage.