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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 22, 2003 9:42 AM 

gs: Kellie Waymire (Vivian) Audrey Kissel (Tara) Colton James (Jimmy) Gene Dynarski (Izzy Jr.) Yvonne Farrow (Employee) Lloyd Bridges (Izzy) Wayne Knight (Newman) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen)

Jerry's parents are concerned about his lack of exercise. Elaine visits her friend Vivian and is disappointed when Vivian implies that she isn't responsible enough to watch her son Jimmy. George's girlfriend lights some vanilla scented incense. The overpowering scent makes him hungry. He decides he needs to add food as a part of his sex life. His girlfriend tolerates some food items, but not the "salted cured meats." He also comes up with a way to separate pudding skin from the pudding, creating pudding skin singles. Kramer has been storing his blood at a blood bank that begins to raise their rates. In retaliation he decides that he is going to store the blood himself. Jerry starts a purification program to improve his diet. Vivian decides that Kramer would be a good choice for a baby-sitter; however, Elaine intercepts him en-route and proves her responsibility. Jerry becomes the victim of an Exacto knife wound and winds up with three pints of Kramer blood. Jerry is disturbed by the infusion of Kramer blood. Especially when Kramer calls him a blood brother. George decides that adding television to his equation will make food and sex even better. Jerry's parents buy him sessions with personal trainer, Izzy, who's going to help him work off his spare tire. Elaine hates her new responsibility, so she tries to make herself appear irresponsible. George's girlfriend doesn't like television in the equation; the "free love buffet" is over. Elaine tries to get out of being responsible, by using George as a "pinch weasel"; however, he may have found the woman of his dreams. Kramer borrows Jerry's air-conditioned car to return his blood to the bank. The car overheats because the radiator is bone dry, but not for long. Jerry's last workout with Izzy results in another transfusion of blood; only this time it's not Kramer's.

b: 16-Oct-97 pc: 904 w: Daniel O'Keefe d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Viewer Jeremy DeMai notes that George sheepishly replies "Pleasuring you?" to his girlfriend the way he did to another girlfriend in "The Fusilli Jerry" before he learned about "the move" from Jerry.
A (relatively) rare episode where Newman appears but only says 2 words ("Hello Jerry") at the end in the hospital.

Tony Goffredo

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PostPosted: October 3, 2003 10:46 PM 

Is this the episode where Kramer and Newman are making hot dogs at Jerrys kitchen? If so, does anyone know the name of the song they play while they are making them?

Have tried to fing that song for quite a while now, and will be greatful to whoever knows the answer...

don corleone

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PostPosted: October 30, 2003 10:27 PM 

i'm wanna know that too!!!!!!!!!!

lovin every minute of it
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 31, 2003 10:41 AM 

This is the episode. Actually, they are making sausages. The song is Manana by Jackie Davis. Here's the script from that part of the show:
[5A. Kramer and Newman are making sausages. Tape recorder plays Jackie Davis: Manana. Jerry comes in.]

Jerry: What is this?

Kramer: We're making sausages.

[Jerry stops the tape.]

Jerry: I thought you were gonna watch a video.

Kramer: Yeah, an instructional video about how to make your own sausages.

Jerry: Kramer, I'm not in a mood for this.

Kramer: All right, all right. Newman, let's go grab some mail sacks and haul these beauties out of here.

[Kramer starts the tape again and he and Newman leave.]

Jerry: Blood over there, sausages over here. I'm living in a slaughter house.


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PostPosted: November 19, 2003 11:41 AM 

Kellie Waymire, who played Elaine's friend in this episode, died this week at the age of 35.

Stan The Caddy

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PostPosted: December 4, 2003 4:06 PM 

Thanks, david.

I just learned this too, after trying to figure out why over 300 people found this page by searching for "kellie waymire seinfeld" during the month of November.

May she rest in peace.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 10, 2004 10:02 PM 

woohoo! finally the song!! thank you so much, i have been searching all over for it...yay!


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PostPosted: January 20, 2004 3:13 PM 

I'm not a native English speaker. Can someone explain to me what's a "pinch weasel"?


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PostPosted: February 3, 2004 7:39 PM 

Elaine needed someone to help her weasel out of babysitting. This means she was trying to get out of babysitting and weasel is slang for ridding your self of the responsibility. George is known as a pinch weasel because he can step in and weasel for elaine. This comes from baseball where a pinch hitter is sent up to bat instead of the regular batter in the rotation. I think I just confused myself!!

Martin Cabrera

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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 12:51 PM 

The name of the song in this scene is called MaƱana by Jackie Davis, from the album "Hammond Gone Cha-Cha"

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 6, 2004 12:35 AM 

Blood Buddies!


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PostPosted: October 14, 2004 10:59 AM 

When Vivian turns on the television when she's having sex with George, I swear that she turns it on to an episode of Seinfeld.

sally donavan

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PostPosted: October 19, 2004 9:51 AM 

[quote]When Vivian turns on the television when she's having sex with George, I swear that she turns it on to an episode of Seinfeld.[/quote]
If you're drinking beer that might be the case


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PostPosted: October 19, 2004 1:20 PM 

i've been looking for the name of that song for so long!! thanks!!!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 12, 2004 9:57 PM 

Elaine's friend in this episode is also on Six Feet Under. She plays a hooker.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 12, 2004 11:19 PM 

That's kinda ironic.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 6, 2005 2:02 PM 

"I can feel his blood inside of me...borrowing things from my blood!"

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 1, 2005 9:36 PM 

"Drop your purse sweetheart, and pick up that medicine ball."

"I don't know if this is a gym or some fitness museum."

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: July 4, 2005 10:08 PM 

I think it's an episode of Seinfeld on the tv too. Pause it and you'll see what looks like Kramer, Elaine and Jerry and then it cuts to Jerry standing by his refrigerator.

What did Kelly Waymire die from in Nov.2003?
Isn't it sad.
It's also ironic that in the show she was suffering from health problems.

Stan do you know what?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 5:06 PM 

that is so hillarious that other people actually want that song
ive been dying to know the name of it ever since i saw it the first time



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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 9:02 PM 

"Manana" By Jackie Davis

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