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PostPosted: September 16, 2003 6:51 PM 

gs: Charles Levin (Mohel) Debra Mooney (Mrs. Sweedler) Tom Alan Robbins (Stan) Jeannie Elias (Myra) John Gegenhuber (Resident) Tia Riebling (Woman) Frank Noon (Patient)

George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man". Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn, including getting the Mohel and holding the baby for the circumcision.

b: 14-Oct-93 pc: 505 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: In a reference to "The Godfather": the "steal" of the Pigman in hospital by Kramer is similar to the Vito Corleone´s one by his son Michael.

he penny packer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 28, 2004 11:16 PM 

hah this is one helluva eposiode
with the pigman's anguished oink
sould be appreaciated more
got first, yayhe yayhe

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: April 29, 2004 11:22 AM 


I love how Kramer quotes Porky Pig when describing the pigman to the doctor...LOL

Laughing Razz Laughing

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PostPosted: July 6, 2004 7:43 PM 

Could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood?

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 8:36 AM 

One more peep out of you and I'll slice you up like a smoked sturgeon.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 2:16 PM 

I'll get you for this. This is my business, this is my life! Nobody ruins it for me, NOBODY!

Here's my card.....

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 3:28 PM 

Do you find yourself reading these quotes from the Mohel in the same tone of voice that he used ? I do. Laughing

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 3:30 PM 

Has anybody seen the dude that played the Mohel (Charles Levin) in any other tv shows or movies ?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 6:05 PM 

He was in a number of NYPD Blue episodes in the early 90's as an attorney. Way different part! He was in NUMEROUS other bit roles on shows and in movies.

As many here know, "Shakey" is one of my favorite all-time TV characters - definitely my favorite among those appearing only once.

My sons and I take off on his Mohel act every now and then. My younger son is particularly adept at the head twitch.

"I don't think that's what you want, is it? Do ya? Huh? (twitch twitch) Smile

"Ahhh! What's the point?"

Jose
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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 6:20 PM 

"I will get you for this. This is my business, this is my life. No one ruins this for me. No one!...Here's my card."
In a blooper I saw, Julia cracks up in this part, right when he hands the card to her Very Happy

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 6:43 PM 

This is not a burlesque show. This is not a baggy pants farce!

This is a Bris, a sacred covenant between G-d and Abraham, or, something.....

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 6:59 PM 

Jose, what bloopers, please? I'd like to get my hands on bloopers including the Mohel....

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 7:04 PM 


Of course, George is very good in this, too.

Mrs. Sweedler-
A man plummeted tragically to his ultimate demise and you greedily want to profit from it?

George-
Well, I don't know about profit. I think you'll see from the estimate that I'm not really profiting that much. The estimate might be a little high, but..

Ha! Smile

Jose
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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 4:35 AM 

J. Chiles I got the bloopers in kazaa some time ago, but the quality was terrible, I deleted it after watching a couple of times it was that bad, but some bloopers were quite good Smile search for seinfeld bloopers in kazaa or shareaza

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 10:05 AM 

Funny when he goes off on Elaine for sitting her glass too close to the end of the table.

You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out.

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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 10:53 AM 

..and then one day two years later you step and a piece and you kill yourself..Is that what you want?

But, in the end, the most important thing is that the The Flincher didn't hurt the baby!

Jose
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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 11:53 AM 

"One more peep out of you and I'll slice you up like a smoked sturgeon." Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 11:17 AM 

Is baby going to cry like that? Cause that could be a problem....

...that sustained high-pitched squealing that could drive you INSANE!!!

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Jose
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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 5:37 PM 

I'll be lying in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like a mongrel, like an ANIMAL!

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 7:51 PM 

God forbid anybody should help me or call an ambulance. Oh no, that's too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ahh! What's the point.

Democrat
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PostPosted: August 22, 2004 1:38 AM 


F U C K the Jewish tradition! This si so stupid. The reason for the Skull Cap is stupid enough, just let the damn doctor circumcise the baby at the hospital, no reason for a mohel.

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