SEINFELD BLOG

gs: Brian George (Babu Bhatt) Dawn Arnemann (Monica)

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him in "a caper" where she takes the test for him. Kramer tries to keep his mother's ex-boyfriend's jacket, because it helps him meet women; however the ex-boyfriend comes looking for it.

b: 06-Nov-91 pc: 307 w: Tom Leopold d: Tom Cherones

casus belli means "a cause for war"

Yeah... just like the atomic weapons in Iraque

BAZUKA JOE...

Did Jerry fart in from of Eliane???

what do ya think about it???

Why doesn't Elaine use the fire escape stairs to get out of the apartment? I remember Jerry telling Gino to in the "The Barber". Likewise, Kramer.

Oh Baboo !

Oooooo, the rigatoni. Beddy good choice.

Tell your friends!

"Oh Hello Professor"

One of the great quotes!

One of George's greatest moments is watching him try to come up with an explanation for why the test is stained.

"Why didn't you use the door?!?"
"The door?.......why would i use the door. the window's right here."

one of the all time great quotes in seinfeld:

George: "85 Jerry! 85 IQ!"

just classic

haha I agree with 'cousin jeffery' That part was hilarious.

Monica: What happened to the test?
George: What? I spilled some food on it.
Monica: Food? What food?
George: What are you talking about?
Monica: Where did you get food?
George: From my pocket.
Monica: What?
George: I uh, I had a sandwich in my pocket.
Monica: And coffee?
George: Yeah, had some coffee, yeah
Monica: Where did you get the coffee?

George: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.
Monica: How did you get there?
George: I walked.
Monica: How did you get out of the
apartment? I didn't see you leave.
George: I climbed out the window.
Monica: You climbed out the window
George: Of course.
...(into cousin jeffery's quote)

yeah that was a little longer than I thought it would be, but yeah just thougth I'd share..

yes, that's so funny how he tries to make it sound like it's so normal

This isn't a very good episode, is it?

Well, that all depends...

On a Seinfeld scale of A (The Marine Biologist) to F (The Seinfeld Chronicles), I'd give The Cafe a C. But it's a must-see, or in Curly's case, a must-suffer-through episode. It's our first good look at "liar George." It sets up The Visa and helps set up Babu's appearance in The Finale. (You can do without it for The Pilot.) It's where we learn Elaine has a genius IQ. It's part of the Seinfeld canon.

(Jimmy listens to Bookman while playing with his yo-yo)

I got two, I got two, huh? Bookman, who needs two, Bookman, come
on, the great tragic sometime-poster, come on, check it out, he laughs, he cries, he
condescends, Bookman. Hey, I got two beauties right here, check it out, all
right......

That wasn't a Ziggy, was it?

I just saw it again. That whole scene in the bedroom with the IQ test is weak.

The Stooges did more with weaker premises, but then again, I'm not going to see the Stooges tonight at the Fox Theater in Detroit, with orchestra pit seats. Stop by and say hi.

So at the very end when Jerry says "You know what would be great..." what does he mean? Im sorry i dont get why thats funny

What would be great, would be a restaurant that serves all three of the types of food they just mentioned. Youu know, the sort of restaurant they just helped put out of business. Thus the long looks.