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The Chaperone

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:38 PM 

gs: Gail Strickland (Landis) Marguerite MacIntyre (Karen) Danny Tartabull (Himself) Buck Showalter (Himself) Ian Abercrombie (Mr. Pitt)

Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday, filling in the shoes once filled by Jackie Onassis; instead she gets a job being the personal assistant of a top executive who likes white socks. Meanwhile, George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton.

b: 22-Sep-94 pc: 601 w: Larry David , Bill Masters & Bob Shaw d: Andy Ackerman

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 8:03 PM 

Maybe Jerry's best and most proper "That's a shame" when he and George are watching the Yankees game and hear the broadcasters saying the players can barely move because of their shrunken cotton uniforms.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 1:06 PM 

Elaine: I was a great admirer of Mrs. Onass-sis-sis-sis

George: Yes! Yes! I will go to Atlantic City!

The Puffy Shirt
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 6:12 PM 

I love the ending of this episode, especially with Miss Rhode Island "singing". Laughing
"It's like watching an animal get tortured."


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PostPosted: September 4, 2005 12:23 PM 

what song was the Miss America contestant butchering at the end of the "Chaperone" episode?

Bert Harbinson

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PostPosted: November 14, 2005 6:23 PM 

Wondering what that song is too. Reminds me of those cheesy songs from the Sound of Music.

FlamingGlobes (aka Bozo The District Attorney)
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 24, 2006 8:25 PM 

She's singing "It's A Most Unusual Day". I don't know where it's from.

She doesn't sound like a true bad singer, though. She sounds like a good singer who's deliberately being out of tune.

george's_glasses Author Profile Page

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PostPosted: December 4, 2006 3:51 PM 

When ms. rhode island is announced, is that regis philbin's voice?

Hassan Abboud

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PostPosted: June 1, 2008 6:46 PM 

Oh! Come on!!! Wut copy rights?
Did the Seinfeld owners complain?
Oh Get out..Y the DMCA did that?
Maybe corruption? Maybe somebdy want to sell stuff and was afriad of the competition of this great websit so they spoke with the DCMA?!
Well! That sucks, and I don't like it

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: June 2, 2008 5:31 AM 

So far as delayed reactions go, this is not bad.

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