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PostPosted: September 21, 2003 9:23 PM 

gs: Mark Roberts (Seth) Kymberly Kalil (Heather) Michael D. Roberts (Ipswich) Wesley Leong (Clerk) Christopher Aguilar (Burmese Boy) Wayne Knight (Newman) John O'Hurley (Peterman)

Kenny Rogers Roasters opens in the neighborhood and the large neon chicken sign beams right into Kramer's apartment window. Jerry meets an old college buddy who he talks into missing a meeting that it turns out was important enough to get him fired. Elaine makes liberal use of the Peterman expense account. Including a big hat for George, that he tries leaving at the saleswoman's apartment in an attempt to get a second date with her. Elaine tries to justify her expenses to the accounting department and needs the hat. Jerry's college friend becomes "manager" of the chicken place. Kramer and Jerry switch apartments; however, more than just the apartment gets switched. Newman gets Kramer hooked on Kenny's chicken. Elaine brings George to the saleswoman's apartment, dragging George by the ear, in an attempt to retrieve the hat. Jerry's "friend" Bob sells fake Russian hats, but it doesn't help Elaine. Jerry demands his apartment back when he finds out Kramer is hooked. Elaine goes to Burma in search of Peterman to get her expenses authorized. George keeps scheming to get that second date. The fake Russian hat has an impact on the chicken business.

b: 14-Nov-96 pc: 808 w: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer d: Andy Ackerman

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PostPosted: January 22, 2004 5:30 PM 

Has to be one of the funniest episodes ever. Who agrees?

bill k
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PostPosted: January 24, 2004 10:25 PM 

VILE WEED!!!!

corvelay
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PostPosted: January 25, 2004 12:15 PM 

Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

Anonymous
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PostPosted: March 20, 2004 6:50 PM 

Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil Cool Laughing Crying or Very Sad Wink Surprised Sad Smile Very Happy Shocked Confused Embarassed Evil or Very Mad muhahahahahah

F .Costanza
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PostPosted: March 21, 2004 7:16 AM 


Mad Mad Mad Hey!...Stay away from the chicken!...Bad chicken!...Mess you up! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Another Kramer classic! Laughing

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 22, 2004 9:19 AM 

But then Kramer comes back later with:

Kramer: No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 1:15 PM 

Honey mustard. HONEY MUSTARD!

Charlie
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PostPosted: April 24, 2004 1:34 AM 

As we see in this episode more of Kramer's pasta-personnas can be found. When Kramer is first moving into the apartment you see him unpacking the smaller figurines. 3 of them are very easy to determine who they represent. 1 seems to have wavy hair which would be Elaine, another looks like George because the figurine appears to be stout, and one more of them I would guess is Kramer only because it reminds me of a tall-lanky doofus...which is how Kramer is described. In the background where you would normally find the superman statue is a larger "Fusilli Jerry", it may or may not be him but I think I made out what appears to be the microphone so my guess is that it is a larger one...probably not fusilli though. These pasta-statuets appears in numerous episodes on a shelf behind Kramer's couch. Most notably "The Pool Guy" in the last scene where Kramer is hiding from the Moviephone guy. Behind Kramer again appears the larger pasta statue. It similar to the larger one in "The Chicken Roaster" but this one does not have a microphone, I can't exactly make it out on because of the quality of the file but I think I see what looks like a cane in the left hand of that larger one...possibly representing Kramer as the pimp from "The Wig Master".

Jose
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PostPosted: April 26, 2004 5:21 PM 

The man makes a pretty strong bird

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: April 27, 2004 8:45 AM 

Newman's snarl when Kramer tries to taste the chicken is excellent.

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: April 27, 2004 2:11 PM 


I'm starting to get a craving for broccoli deep fried in chocolate sauce!

Razz Laughing

Curtis aka Mr. Marbles
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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 7:56 PM 

"Bad chicken......MESS YOU UP!!!!!"

"I think you've got a little problem"
"oh i got a big problem jerry"

"oh....i'm stressed" when jerry does the kramer impression its absolutely hilarious

Curtis aka Mr. Marbles
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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 7:59 PM 

"I'm on no sleep, no sleep i cant take it in there, things are creaking and crackin and that red light is burning my brain!"

warsaw303
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PostPosted: May 28, 2004 8:52 PM 

When Kramer makes his cereal with tomato juice because he thinks it's milk...

"That looked like milk to me! Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed up!"

Jose
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PostPosted: May 29, 2004 11:37 AM 

Mr. Marbles?

kramerica
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PostPosted: June 24, 2004 6:25 PM 

u guys forgot also : "when kenny's will go out of business, u two are back in that chiken supanova !" cracking up while jerry say this and put the 4heroes sunglasses! Wink

Anonymous
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PostPosted: June 24, 2004 6:26 PM 

"cant u shut the shades ?"
kramer : "they are closed !" Cool

Anonymous
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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 1:54 AM 

i thought it was "I need mustard", not "Honey mustard".

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 8:24 AM 

I think its honey mustard.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 8:30 AM 

Kramer: Well, I gotta meet Newman at the pet store. Helping him pick out a turtle.

Jerry: Try and stay calm.

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