SEINFELD BLOG

They got a billion people over there, and Bookman found a relative.

Now you're just being redicurus. Be learistic, Jimmy.

She was my cousin, but she said, "Let's be bad, Bookman. Let's be really bad."

Shouldn't that be "ledicurous?" .... I mean if that's chinese for "rediculous," then how comes there's no "rupper"... or no "rinner?"

Do all of these discussions degenerate into this nothing talk?

Wait a minute...this is a seinfeld board...

One of my favourite moments in seinfeld was in this episode. Where the guy tells George he yelled Cartright, and Jerry says in this mystified way "You're not cartright..." and George snaps back at him "OF COURSE IM NOT CARTRIGHT"!

One thing I don't understand about this episode is when George finally gets to use the phone, and leaves a message for Tatiana, he says to her on the message to ask whoever answers the phone for a bald, stocky man with glasses. Why wouldn't she just ask for George Costanza? Then George goes to inform the host that he's expecting a call, so the host must KNOW that there's going to be a call for George Costanza-so how did the host come up with Cartwright? George even asks him at the end if there was a call for Costanza and the host said yes, but why yell out Cartwright?

Hilarious!

I think the Chinese guy was on "Bonanza" and his only line was "Cartwright".

The Chinese guy is also in Wayne's World 2. He plays Wayne's girlfriend's (Cassandra?) dad.

If we listed everything he's appeared in, the list would extend from here to China.

The maitre'd is so funny in this episode. I have often wondered if he is really as dense as he appears or he is really screwing with the 3 some, he doesn't want to be bothered with them so he doesn't seat them deliberately. He does yell out Seinfeld 4 as they are walking out.

Plan 9 From Outer Space will be on TCM Saturday, Oct. 14 at 2am EDT (Fri., Oct. 13 at 11pm PDT). The worst movie ever made! I'm goin' to Skyburger.

I liked this episode. I agree, it's one of those episodes that you enjoy more as you see it.

It has some of the best lines. The cartwright bit was awesome.

One of my favorite line

The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off. New York, Long Island, Florida, it's like the BermudaTriangle. Unfortunately, nobody ever disappears.

Seinfend.... 4!

That's Seenfelt, Fowah!

Kung Pao Chicken sounds nice... Im hungry for chinese nw. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Pao_chicken

This is a GREAT episode! Well written and FUNNY.

I agree: OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT is one of the funniest of all Seinfeld scenes (and there are many)

I have been living in Philippines for the last 20 years. I visited china last year. I was amazed to view the numerous variety of delicious food like Almond Chicken Almond Cookies, almond Float, i remembered. While eating each individual diner is given his or her own bowl of rice while the accompanying dishes are served in communal plates (or bowls) that are shared by everyone sitting at the table. In the Chinese meal, each diner picks food out of the communal plates on a bite-by-bite basis with their chopsticks.

I recently went to the actual restaurant in NYC Hunan Fifth Avenue. The food was okay, the service was probably what I imagine it would have been had Jerry and Elaine and George been seated-- poor. We had a party of 8. The place was empty, and we still got bad service. The waiter only brought 6 waters even when we asked for 8 waters, and when we asked for the other two, he took forever. I know this is the same place because they have a big sign in the window with Jerry Seinfeld's picture.

Going out to a restaurant to eat . . . I dunno.

When Jerry, Elaine and George leave the restaurant after waiting too long to be seated, am I just imagining it or do they pass by Woody Allen seated on the right side of the entrance way?

Look! There's Groucho Marx over by the phone! And look! There's Bud Abbott coming out of the mens room! Ahahaha!