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The Chinese Woman

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:48 PM 

gs: Kelly Coffield (Noreen) Angela Dohrmann (Donna Chang) William Utay (Dr. Korval) Lucy Lin (Hostess) Jack Tracy (Man) Larry David (Man With Cape (uncredited)) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle)

Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man with a cape but don't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her. Kramer gets worried about his sperm count, so he goes to a fertility clinic and then makes a change in his choice of undergarments. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. The Chinese woman turns out to be Jewish and from Long Island. Estelle gets advice about her relationship with Frank from the Chinese woman, but discounts it when she meets her. George's life is made miserable when his parent's separate.

b: 13-Oct-94 pc: 604 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Kramer is upset because he has to wear boxers and says "There's nothing holding me in place, I'm flippin', I'm floppin'...". Later on he decides not to wear any underwear. I think he'd still be flipping and flopping...yet even more.


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PostPosted: October 11, 2003 12:02 AM 

can someone please tell me when the seinfeld epison 604 last aired- "the chinese woman" im trying to figure out something that happened the same day- but dont remember what day that was? please help me! thank you

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 17, 2003 8:40 AM 

My son and I love this episode because of Kramer's antics with the boxers and jockeys. The scenes where he drops the pile of old jockeys on Jerry's table and where he reveals that he's wearing nothing are hilarious. I think this episode helped hook my 15 year old son on watching the reruns with me.

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PostPosted: February 5, 2004 8:10 PM 

the man in the cape (frank's lawer) is larry david

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PostPosted: February 5, 2004 8:12 PM 

the man in the cape (frank's lawer) as seen at the end of the episode is played by larry david

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PostPosted: February 5, 2004 8:15 PM 

sorry about the double post

i was just masturbating and then i thought i exited out of the window

but i wasn't sure if i pressed submit or not

so i submitted it again

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: February 6, 2004 2:07 PM 

Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys..


The only thing between us is a thin layer of gabardine..

Kramer, say it isn't so.

Oh, it be so.

I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!
Don't you need a little.. help?

Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered.. [opens door to leave,
still very happy, then:] I'm like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the

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PostPosted: December 4, 2006 5:06 PM 

Donna Chang was pretty good looking Very Happy

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: December 21, 2006 5:29 AM 

I've always been drawn to women from Asiatic rim countries.

VInce Beuchard

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PostPosted: April 26, 2008 10:58 AM 

I fucking hate this show!!!!!!!

It is, by far, the worst piece of shit the ever come on the air!

honestly how can you think Jerry is funny?!?!

that just boggles my mind

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