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PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:03 PM 

gs: Kimberly Norris (Winona) Sam Lloyd (Ricky) Carissa Channing (Sylvia) Ralph Manza (Gepetto) Al Roker (Himself) Veralyn Jones (Renee) Lisa Pescia (Joanne) Benjamin Lum (Mailman) Irvin Mosley Jr. (Spike) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Richard Fancy (Lippman)

Jerry helps George out with a coffee stable stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store who he brings back to his parent's home and passes it off as his. A female Native American that he is interested in, thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. George gets grounded when his parents return from vacation and find an unused prophylactic in their bed and a missing TV Guide. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book on coffee tables that Elaine doesn't like but Mr. Lippman does.

b: 09-Dec-93 pc: 510 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 15, 2004 2:48 PM 

Someone asks me which way to Israel and I don't go flying off the handle.

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 6:21 AM 


I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into Bourbon Street!?

Mad Evil or Very Mad Laughing

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 8:52 AM 

Hey Jerry, look what I got ! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo !

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 3:55 PM 

I love that part with Kramer angled out the window with a thrilled look on his face! CLASSIC. My son cracks up at that.


Will you take $500 for it?

Giddy-up

Can you help me take it to my office at Pendant Publishing?

Pendant Publishing? Giddy-up, again!

cigar store
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PostPosted: April 17, 2004 6:48 PM 

Now how did he get the idea of a cigar store indian as a peace offering? I can find no correlation between peace and the cigar store indian.

MattStott
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PostPosted: June 4, 2004 3:51 AM 

What is a gyro?

Babs Kramer
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PostPosted: June 18, 2004 6:00 PM 

Wow when he drives by and goes whoo whoo whoo whoo. I almost died. I watched that 10 times in a row and still laughed everytime.

Jose
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PostPosted: June 19, 2004 4:57 PM 

Let's bury the hatchet. We smoke um peace pipe. Hey-yah, ho-ah, hey-yah, ho-ah.

Lloyd Braun
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PostPosted: August 23, 2004 11:21 PM 


Enough with all the quotes ass holes! God damn, still yet another discussion without an interesting note and a lot of BS quotes that everyone already knows that is a fan of the show. The only one that had a legit statement was "MattStott" that asks, what is a gyro? It's Greek. Usually with lamb or pork in it wrapped in pitta bread with onions, lettuce, cheese tomatoes, and a special sauce. It's actually pronounced: "year-row."

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: August 24, 2004 10:56 AM 

Enough with the quotes outta the goddamn menu at Yasoo Restaurant. Especially those when copying the menus of illiterate restaurant owners who can't even spell pita and aren't smart enough to know that gyros are not served with cheese and don't mention that the sauce is cucumber/yogurt. All quote and no information. No insight regarding the history, tradition, and backstage antics of the gyro. We gyro fans already know all that crap. Disgraceful.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 24, 2004 11:52 AM 

Shame on you Braun giving us bad info on the gyro. Razz

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: August 24, 2004 12:02 PM 

Shame on Braun for being Braun. Smile

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: August 29, 2004 11:26 PM 


Yes, J. Chiles, you are illiterate, do you ever proofread what you typed? Go back and try it sometime. I have to admit Braun is right about this one. Yogurt? what the hell country are you from? Never had a gyro with yogurt, must only serve it that way in the insane asylum.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: August 30, 2004 3:12 PM 

F ya F.

Go to Google (if you are capable) and type in greek, gyro, and sauce or just gyro and sauce. Check the ingredients. Then go eat one (me). But, check out of the asylum you're in first.

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PostPosted: August 30, 2004 3:38 PM 

Definitely yogurt in there.

Lloyd Braun
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PostPosted: August 30, 2004 11:56 PM 


You god damn mother f*ckers have way too much time on your hands, get a f*cking job cock suckers! J. chiles you are awful with comebacks, real original. Next week while you aren't around I'll come over, f*ck your wife tie her ass up and make her watch me cut your kids heads off and skull f*ck them, then cut their organs out and sell them on the black market. I can tell that you (J chiles) and "lovin'...it" are the same person, why the hell would some random person in their right mind take up for some random person on such a minor issue? Don't know where you are from, but the Gyros I buy have blue cheese and no f*cking nasty yogurt! F*ck google, why waste my time, I do other sh*t other than sit on the god damn computer all day unlike yourself. I have a life and a job lowlife sh*t for brains. Deal with sh*t and stop crying about it! Smile

P.S. try doing something else other than hang out on this website. Anyone can tell just by looking at the dates of all your post what kind of persons you are and what kind of life you live. Ditto for you "lovin'...it" (of course you are the same person obviously, just check out the dates and time between your posts).

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 11:18 AM 

Lloyd, I buy and sell men like yourself everyday and thus have the time indulge my many peciddilos, like this board. Of course, pieces of stool like you must be sold by the thousand since, individually, your level of folk are worth very little.

That's all that you'd do that for me and my family? What a losah! Let me know when you can come up with something really freaky and/or orginal.

Bleu cheese? Blue cheese! Ha! Must be made by the French-Greek. Really, the only reason you mention blue cheese is that you are reminded of it from the scent of your breath blowing back in your face during one of your ignorant and sophomoric rants.

I am a man. LEMOI, here, he's a man. That makes two of us. To include you would make two-and-a-half. Count in F. and you both make a whole, for a total of three – speaking of two being the same(can you say 2 plus 1/2 plus 1/2 equals three?). I'll say it slow since it is liekly a new concept for you.

Oh, it would be interesting to joust with you further in a war of wit but you, Mr. Peanut(head), are unarmed.

BTW, you say this: "I have a life and a job lowlife sh*t for brains." You mistakenly left out the word "and" between job and lowlife. Correct that!

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 12:20 PM 

Hey Lloyd, J. Chiles and I are 2 different individuals. We’ve had numerous conversations on this board and shared some great information, something that’s obviously not possible with you. Someone is probably impressed with the fact that you have a job, I know that I’m not. It’s too bad for your co-workers that you have that job. That’s a shame. Go back to your room and get it on with your skull collection but beware of the jagged edges on those teeth. Starting right now, I’m putting you on ignore mode. Oh, I almost forgot, the zoo called, you are due back by six. OK, starting now I’m putting you on ignore mode. Oh, I almost forgot again, your cranium called, it’s got some space to rent. OK starting now it’s ignore mode for you. Have a wonderful life. OK, I really mean it, starting now, IGNORE Lloyd! Smile

I've never seen a beautiful lady reading the "guide" before
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 7, 2004 12:23 PM 

Lloyd, it's people like you that make me believe in reverse evolution. You have nothing better to do than show your lack of intelligence by stating vulgar and idle threats.

I have never met you, but I already hate you. You obviously need some kind of anger therapy. Remember, "Serenity Now"

I've never seen a beautiful lady reading the "guide" before
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 7, 2004 12:25 PM 

Lloyd, it's people like you that make me believe in reverse evolution. You have nothing better to do than show your lack of intelligence by stating vulgar and idle threats.

I have never met you, but I already dislike you. You obviously need some kind of anger therapy. Remember, "Serenity Now"

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