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cousin jeffrey







PostPosted: October 27, 2005 6:20 PM 

"I thought I was getting a materialistic superficial woman from Long Island. That's what I wanted. Instead, I got an environmentalist."

It was less than a 5 minute segment (most of the show was about Oprah's crusade against child molestors). Just thought you'd all like to know. And, I ask you to believe me when I say that I really don't watch Oprah. I was flipping channels, and saw Oprah talking about giving 50,000 dollars to some people who helped arrest a child molestor, and then I saw, "coming up, what Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David and his wife are doing to help keep the environment healthy."

Gendison
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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 6:26 PM 

I'm the babysitter!

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 6:35 PM 

"Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?"

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 6:58 PM 

"And, I ask you to believe me when I say that I really don't watch Oprah."

Hey Lou, maybe we should put him on the poly.

Joseph Puglia
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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 7:28 PM 

Did Mrs. David discuss the private jet she took to the show to talk about... the environment?

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 7:53 PM 

And did she like it? Laughing

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 9:07 PM 

Loooooou

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 9:29 PM 

You mean this whole time we could have been discussing Tom Cruise, and Dr. Phil, and...

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 9:49 PM 

Yes, yes, and Rikki Lake and Jenny Jones...

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 10:17 PM 

How about no more shuttle launches, look at all the bad stuff it releases at take off. It puts out more than one of those planet killing power plants do.

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 10:25 PM 

Get out! Laughing

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 10:38 PM 

How about you stop using everything that's been developed because of the Space Program, you anti-NASA hypocrite!

Oh, that's right... you don't know what things. Well, maybe you should research that before you go and say something stupid. If you'd like to eliminate environmental pollution, maybe solar panels on the moon could completely eliminate fossil fuels someday. Oh, wait.... but how would we do that? Ahh! The Space Program!

Go back to watching your reality shows, Potsie!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 29, 2005 10:58 PM 

Maybe future space craft won't even pollute the air (as much, if at all). Maybe that very technology will be achieved out in space as a result of launching the very rockets you despise to develop it. Who knows?

One thing is certain, and is not debateable... We will someday cease to exist if we stop exploring space. That is a reality.

Don't get me started on this...please! Mad

Gendison
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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 12:14 AM 

Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2020 or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 12:29 AM 

I'll tell you one thing, if I ever got my hands on a pile of money, i'd pay to go into space like, and then pee lying down.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 12:30 AM 

space like?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 12:31 AM 

space like? Mad

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 12:38 AM 

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Gendison
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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 12:47 AM 

LOL!

I gotta hand it to you. You turned a stupid mistake into a funny-ass series of posts.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 12:59 AM 

The mouth vacuum post was gold, Gendison.... GOLD!

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 30, 2005 1:19 AM 

Anyway, my point was that Space exploration certainly would be a pretty fun thing to experience. It's amazing to think how large the universe is, and even more amazing to think how, of all the possible environments in the universe, that Earth happens to be, so far, the only planet capable of creating life. It's amazing: the composition of the Earth's atmosphere, it's proximity to the Sun (ie: the range of temperatures), etc, all needed to be just so for life to exist. Wouldn't it be something if another planet could create life with a completely different environmental make-up. Imagine life on on a planet composed mostly of hydrogen and helium gas, and an average temperature of 400 degrees celsius?

What always seems to amaze me though, is the complete lack of interest of some people with regards to all things science, physics, etc.

Today, I asked my parents if they ever wondered how a battery can produce all this power. Apparently, it never crossed their minds. I picked up drill battery, and asked "You've never in your lives asked yourselves how this little, dinky-looking black rectangle can produce the energy to drill a screw into a piece of wood in less than 3 seconds, a task that otherwise couldn't be done without it?" All i got from them was "But we do have it, so what's the point in wondering?"

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