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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 20, 2003 9:41 PM 

gs: Mark Metcalf (Maestro) Mary Jo Keenen (Deena) Kathy Griffin (Sally Weaver) Monica Allison (Stewardess) Larry Braman (Stage Manager) John Lizzi (The Other Guy) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Heidi Swedberg (Susan)

Susan's old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the process. Frank tells George he is turning his room into a billiard room. Elaine tells Frank about a man she saw in Tuscany who looks just like him, Frank thinks it may be the cousin who stayed behind. Kramer challenges him to a game where the space is a bit tight. Jerry is enthusiastic about a new toothbrush, which he is convinced Elaine must have. Susan has a doll that looks uncannily like George's mother; she doesn't believe it, but he does and it affects his performance. Jerry is going to be on Charles Grodin's show with one of the Three Tenors, not Pavarotti or Domingo, but "the other guy." Elaine goes with him the studio, to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy," for "the Maestro" that was damaged while they were in Tuscany. "The Maestro" provides a new fashion for Kramer and Frank while playing pool, and his baton is an answer to the space problem in the billiard room. Susan's roommate comes to town. She tries to help Jerry out by bringing him back a better barbecue sauce and bringing a doll to the studio for Jerry, which in her opinion, is much funnier than the one Jerry wanted. Jerry has no material for his appearance.

b: 22-Feb-96 pc: 716 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: March 22, 2004 12:17 PM 

Wow, no one has posted here. Im first!! Maybe the person who made susan doll was the guy who made elaine's manikin(i know the spelling is wrong). The scene when elaine gets the autograph of the other guy, makes me laugh so hard every time. Even now thinking about it. Umm, thank you so much, umm, mr camaro. ah, mr caseed, well whatever. When elaine is syaing mr camaro, i just lose it. Perfect acting by elaine there.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: March 23, 2004 8:48 AM 

And let's not forget the argument George was having in the restaurant with the doll. DOLL: "You're wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years already! Why don't you get a new shirt?!"
GEORGE: "Because I like this one!"...LOL

This is one of the best George scenes I think Laughing Laughing Razz Razz

Also, the woman that says George should really be in a sanitarium as he's leaving the restaurant. Is this not Deena from "The Gum" and "The Bottle Deposits" episodes? It sure looks like her.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 1:14 PM 

Frank, as he twists off the head of the doll:

NOW what do you have to say for yourself?

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 3:07 PM 

If you haven't already, you've got to see the curb your enthusiasm episode called The Doll.

Lloyd Braun
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 12, 2004 6:50 PM 

Once again, J Chiles is up to the same ole crap, more pointless dribble.

Note: Kramer doesn't wear underwear anymore, if he's taking his pants off around people then he's got to be free-balling it in front of Frank and the Maestro while shooting pool.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 12, 2004 7:05 PM 

Lloyd, you really hate when people say quotes from an episode huh? It's no big deal, jeez. Do you really think anyone is going to do what you want? You should calm down before you go back to the mental institute. SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 13, 2004 5:35 PM 

"Also, the woman that says George should really be in a sanitarium as he's leaving the restaurant. Is this not Deena from "The Gum" and "The Bottle Deposits" episodes? It sure looks like her."

It is the same, and then finally when george gets put away by steinbrenner for writing that report that wilhelm did, she is there and says something like Im glad youre finally getting the help you need.

Hossam EL Naggar
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: February 2, 2006 6:39 AM 

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Poverotti.. It's not Domingo..

ELAINE: (Extremely excited) The other guy?!

JERRY: (Nodding) Yeah, the other guy.

Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: August 17, 2006 1:17 AM 

The stewardess is the same girl who appear in "the puerto rican day"

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PostPosted: December 23, 2006 10:03 AM 

Between the two episodes she's in, this Sally chick is, like, Jerry's worst enemy ever... makes Newman look like a buddy in comparison.


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PostPosted: June 4, 2007 10:13 PM 

notice in the window of the Costanza's shop in Tuscany, it says "Import-Export", an obvious allusion to Art Vandelay

Steven Andre

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PostPosted: July 18, 2007 10:08 PM 

The girl who sais George should be in a sanitarium, and then again when she sais Im glad your getting the help you need. I think thats tina. You know from the episode where the john voit car gets destroyed and that girl (Tina) Thinks george is crazy.


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Mike Moffit (aka: Kevin Youkilis)

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PostPosted: March 17, 2009 2:58 AM 

Remember when Charles Grodin would come out on the Johnny Carson show and fake outrage? Did you know he was the first choice for the role of Benjamin in The Graduate? Imagine what his career might have been if only...maybe the outrage was real. Maybe it wasn't phony. LIKE JERRY!

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