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The English Patient

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 21, 2003 9:53 PM 

gs: Lloyd Bridges (Izzy Mentlebaum) Chelsea Noble (Danielle) O'Neal Compton (Earl Haffler) Lisa Mende (Carol) Gene Dynarski (Izzy Jr.) Marco Rodriguez (Guillermo) Joe Urla (Dugan) Jill Talley (Gail) Jill Holden (Lisa) Todd Jeffries (Blaine) Earl Schuman (Izzy Sr.) Edgar Small (Sid Luckman) Lauren Bowles (Waitress) Juan Garcia (Jaime) Jeff Miller (Neil) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Barney Martin (Morty) John O'Hurley (Peterman)

A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil, a guy who looks just like him. This intrigues George; he wants to meet Neil. Jerry is going to Florida to help his parents move. Kramer asks him to pick up some Cubans from his cigar guy and also gives him a T-shirt. Elaine and her boyfriend see "The English Patient"; she absolutely hates it and that makes her unpopular and dumped. Jerry's dad gets the T-shirt, #1 Dad, that he is very proud to wear, despite its small size. At his parents' exercise room, Jerry meets Izzy, an 80-year-old man who can't stand to lose; he challenges Jerry to a weightlifting competition; "It's go time!" He throws his back out again and again. Kramer's Cubans arrive; they're real people and not the cigars that Jerry thought he would be getting. George is overly obsessed with Neil, to the point where he is missing out on Danielle. Jerry is back in New York, where Izzy has returned to see a back specialist. Though Kramer's Cubans are really Dominicans he tries to pass them off as "Cubans" anyway; it doesn't work. Elaine's dislike for the film alienates her from everyone. When she tells Peterman that she hasn't seen the film, he immediately takes steps to correct the situation. Jerry meets the rest of Izzy's family all of who are fiercely competitive. He finds work for Kramer's "Cubans." Elaine still hates the movie, but must go to the Tunisian desert to live in a cave to save her job. Kramer thinks his unemployed Dominicans, whom he educated about communism, are planning to revolt; later they do. George gets a last word on Neil when Danielle makes a decision between the two of them.

b: 13-Mar-97 pc: 817 w: Steve Koren d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Viewer Richard McCormick notes that there is blooper in this episode, when the audience behind Peterman and Elaine changes around.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 14, 2004 7:27 AM 

its go time!

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: August 14, 2004 11:53 AM 

You can't leave me. Marry me! I'll
burn myself. I'll burn my parents!!

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 16, 2004 9:00 AM 

Elaine's friend: How could you not love that movie?

ELAINE: How about, it sucked?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: August 18, 2004 4:47 PM 

You're fired.

Alright, I'll wait for you outside.


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PostPosted: October 28, 2004 12:39 PM 

listen closely to the flight attendants voice at the end of the show...doesn't it sound like susan's (george's ex-fiancee)...i think it is

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 3, 2005 10:11 AM 

Elaine's boyfriend: I'm sorry Elaine, I don't think I can date someone who doesn't like The English Patient.


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PostPosted: May 27, 2006 7:46 AM 

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PostPosted: April 5, 2008 8:10 PM 

I gotta say that this is by far one of the worst episodes. The beginning was OK, but then once all three Mentlebaums ended up in the hospital, I was like come on. And a girl like Danielle would not go out with a guy like George.

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