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Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The English Patient script from this web site. Even those the The English Patient script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The English Patient transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Figure that one out.

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