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The Face Painter

Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Face Painter script from this web site. Even those the The Face Painter script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Face Painter transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Figure that one out.

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