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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: December 23, 2003 9:55 AM 

This thread is for the feats of strength on this Festivus holiday.

Since we can't try to pin each other online, each person can perform a "feat of strength" and report it here. The person with the greatest feat of strength wins!


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PostPosted: December 23, 2003 12:09 PM 

My dog, as master of the domain, was given the choice as to who he would like to wrestle. Unfortunately, he chose me after I aired my grievances about him at the breakast table. Who knew dogs were so sensitive. He succesfully pinned me, although I did stay up for the first two rounds. He came after me like little Jerry Seinfeld, and it was all over.

Junior Mint George

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PostPosted: December 23, 2003 1:01 PM 

I will be walking tippy-toe on the treadmill today to build endurance for the "Captains" of my toes.

Alan Sheldon

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PostPosted: December 24, 2003 2:56 AM 

The aluminum pole didn't work so well, my dog pissed on it, Santa had a hell of a stain to explain. Festivus to the ret of us!!

Alan Sheldon

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PostPosted: December 24, 2003 2:57 AM 

The aluminum pole didn't work so well, my dog pissed on it, Santa had a hell of a stain to explain. Festivus to the ret of us!!


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PostPosted: December 29, 2003 10:46 AM 

My best friend became angry with me after I aired my Grievance towards him, he then proceeded to try to lunge at me. I dodged him and as he fell I pinned him. Serenity Now!


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PostPosted: January 3, 2004 11:51 AM 

As a post-airing of the grievances treat I got my fella in a head-lock and gave him the violinning of a lifetime.

Van Buren Boy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 9, 2004 9:31 AM 

Me and my posse tested our feats of strength in a battle royale! ... Well, against other people. This one guy got lucky by flashing our secret symbol. (He had a salt shaker between two fingers and a bottle of mustard between his other two fingers.)

I also proclaimed my grievances toward the rest of my gang. They were not happy, and afterwards, I was challenged to the feats of strength. I won.


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PostPosted: February 18, 2004 3:49 PM 

Me and my crew formally known as the VB boys (VanBueran boys) named after the wonderful 8th president went down to DeLorenzos pizza. We were fixing up our know....a little garlic...and oregano...and then I realized this me the stink eye. Before I knew it I was taking on the whole VanBueran boys. I ran to the they backed me up against the little cartoon map of italy...and then they stopped. Because I was holding the garlic shaker between my thumb and index finger Jerry....thats their secret sign...!

Dave Powers

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PostPosted: February 27, 2004 12:25 AM 

I wasn't doing to good when my dad and I were arm wrestling, but when he called me son instead of Mystro during the match I nearly toar his arm off in a fit of rage befitting of Frank Costanza!

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