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nobagel







PostPosted: November 8, 2005 10:08 PM 

With the Festivus Season upon us be sure to get your Festivus Pole from FRANK'S FESTIVUS: THE FIRST NAME IN FESTIVUS "tm" -- the only festivus pole on the market that meets Frank's original exacting standards for the Festivus Season.

FRANK: "It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio."

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: November 8, 2005 11:22 PM 

Also very ductile, and resists a brittle transformation during those cold december nights.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 9, 2005 12:06 AM 

(looks up at ceiling) Well it SUCKS!!!

Bookman
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PostPosted: November 9, 2005 3:20 PM 

I prefer a stripper pole. Not for Festivus, necessarily. It's just that every time I've seen a stripper pole, it's been very uplifting.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 9, 2005 11:01 PM 

... now bear in mind, Bookman's just trying to keep up...

Bookman
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PostPosted: November 9, 2005 11:19 PM 

Wood, Jimmy. Wood!



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