gs: Jane Leeves (Marla Penny) Peter Blood (Jay Crespi) David Byrd (Pharmacist) Steve Carlson (Captain Maddox) David Dunard (Guard) Donna Evans (Woman) Maggie Egan (Ticket Clerk) Geoffrey C. Ewing (Bailiff) Warren Frost (Mr. (Henry) Ross) Keith Hernandez (Himself) Scott Jaeck (Officer Vogel) Wendle Josepher (Susie) Robert Katims (Mr. Deensfrei) Scott Klace (Guard) Bruce Mahler (Rabbi Glickman) Ed O'Ross (Det. Blake) Kevin Page (Stu Chermak) James Pickens Jr. (Det. Hudson) John Pinette (Howie) Victor Raider-Wexler (Dr. Wexler) James Rebhorn (D.A. Hoyt) Peter Riegert (Kimbrough) Geraldo Rivera (Himself) McNally Sagal (Carol) Gay Thomas (O'Neal) Myra Turley (Foreman) Jane Wells (Herself) Grace Zabriskie (Mrs. Ross) Van Epperson (Passerby) Jeff Johnson (Criminal) Sean Moran (Man) Dianne Turley Travis (Receptionist) Jim Zulevic (Bernie) Wayne Knight (Newman) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Barney Martin (Morty) Steve Hytner (Bania) Len Lesser (Uncle Leo) Phil Morris (Jackie Chiles) John O'Hurley (Peterman) Patrick Warburton (Puddy) Danny Woodburn (Mickey)
Jerry and George discuss the movies and George's desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in the hospital, with her cell phone; Jerry and George tell her that is a social faux pas. Jerry gets a message from NBC that they want to talk about the pilot. So Jerry and George go to meet with the new vice president of programming, who is interested in turning their pilot into a 13 episode series. Jerry and George begin to make plans to move to California. Jerry interrupts Elaine's phone call to her friend to tell her about the NBC deal. When he finds out what she did, he tells her that was an even greater faux pas than the cell phone. Jerry and George's parents are excited by the news about the NBC deal. NBC offers Jerry & George a perk, free use of one of their private jets to anywhere they want. Kramer returns from the beach, but has a little bit of water trapped in his ear. Kramer warns they'll never come back from LA, "she's a seductress". Hey! He did.
The foursome decides where they want to take the private jet. They finally decide on Paris. As they are ready to leave, Elaine plans to call her friend again; Jerry tells her it is not right to rush that kind of phone call. Elaine avoids a faux pas. Newman begs to be brought along, when Jerry denies him, he vows to be there at Jerry's day of reckoning. The private jet, except for George who wanted the one Ted Danson would have gotten impresses everyone. With water still in his ear, Kramer tries to get it out mid-flight. He stumbles into the cockpit and the plane starts going into a crash dive. During the descent, George confesses he cheated during "the contest" and Elaine and Jerry are about to tell each other something important, when the plane corrects itself. The plane puts down in the small town of Latham, Massachusetts for a checkup. The foursome goes into town and debates about if they are going to get back on the plane. They witness the robbery of a fat guy, which they all mock and Kramer videotapes. They are arrested under the Good Samaritan law established by the town.
They are looking at a fine of a maximum of $85,000 and up to five years in prison. The guard assumes they are going to be prosecuted since this is the first offense of this kind in the country. Jackie Chiles is called in for their defense. The prosecution decides to look into the past of these four and build a case that will destroy their characters. Rivera Live covers the trial. Jerry and George's parents prepare to go to Latham for the trial. Newman (who's absolutely delighted), Uncle Leo, Peterman, Puddy, Mickey, Bania, Mr. & Mrs. Ross, Rabbi Glickman, Keith Hernandez and George Steinbrenner also make their way to Latham. Jackie tries to give George a moral compass. The judge, Arthur Vandelay, begins the trial. George thinks the name might be a good sign. The trial begins with opening arguments.
b: 14-May-98 pc: 923 w: Larry David d: Andy Ackerman
NOTE: There is no such place as Latham, Massachusetts.