SEINFELD BLOG

I think I've finally found my religion; Ignorance.

Whenever I find myself becoming upset or depressed, it's always over things that happy people don't even know about. Things that nobody can do anything about, anyway.

You think George Bush is uninformed? Well, I want to be one of those people who don't even know who George Bush IS! These clueless dopes are the happiest people you could ever meet. Global Warming? Iraq? Michigan becoming a third-world graveyard? Sorry, from now on, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, and don't care.

I'm going to become uninformed, unconcerned, and have a constant smile on my face... and care about nothing from now on. Who's with me?

Jummy, I think you're wrong about this being new. It's already called "the Religous Right".

(Jimmy's passed out with deafening Bob Marley music playing)

Who aaare these people???

(Jimmy wipes his cheeks and finds NO tears)

"Oh my God!....I don't care!".

I wish that I would've been intelligent enough to realize what "Ignorance is Bliss" meant, back when I was young and stupid enough to put it to good use.

I read the news today, oh boy

What do you have to read the news for? What's in there that's so special?

I'm enjoying this. No newspapers, no keeping up with world events, no nightly news. I should've done this years ago,

Yep........ this is one for OUR SIDE!"

I like to do the Jumble.

I think Bookman's finally coming around... let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it!