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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:34 PM 

gs: Melanie Smith (Rachel) Lisa Mende (Carol) Melora Walters (Jane) Richard Burgi (Ben) Mark L. Taylor (Michael) Jesse D. Goins (Cop)

Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing they've ever seen. Elaine is confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term he later uses to describe the baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten out of the pool, so something isn't as it should be.

b: 12-May-94 pc: 522 w: Peter Mehlman & Carol Leifer d: Tom Cherones

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 18, 2003 4:20 PM 

This is my favorite episode. At least I think it is. I probably have 10 or 20 favorites. What does everyone else think of this episode? What's your favorite?


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PostPosted: November 19, 2003 3:30 AM 

i can't say that it is the best, it is top class, i think my favorite is "the gum"

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 28, 2004 9:38 AM 

I think the funniest thing kramer has done is when he screams after seeing the baby in "The Hamptons"


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PostPosted: February 29, 2004 9:05 PM 

Does everyone know about shrinkage?? Razz

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 9:17 AM 

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 2:25 PM 

Like a frightened turtle. One of the BEST imagery lines ever.

Tor Eckman

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PostPosted: May 6, 2004 2:32 PM 

Hey, just wanted to point out an error on the "script" for this episode. When Jerry and Kramer are sitting on the patio, when Elaine walks out, Jerry says "..and then there's Maude" in reference to the Bea Arthur show. The transcripts says "Mog".

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 6, 2004 4:08 PM 

I was in the pool!!!...I was in the pool!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 7, 2004 8:35 AM 

We know the pool water was cold because George said something like:

"I was wondering if you guys had any gum because the water was cold and the chewing warms me up."

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: May 9, 2004 11:38 PM 

I thought of this episode today eating at Red Lobster. I suggested to my brother that he order Scrambled Eggs cooked with Lobster.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 12:52 PM 

that's like how Richard Fish in Ally McBeal said Ling scared his Johnson so much it "Turtled"... we actually see Ling and Fish's facial reaction when it happens... Classic stuff, man!!!


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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 7:43 PM 

Yo Yo Ma!
Butros Butros Gahli...

just one of the funniest scenes e v e r !

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 16, 2004 9:23 AM 

Followed by a "nice rack" from Elaine.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: August 18, 2004 4:46 PM 

..and the irony that George never gets to view the rack is just too much! Smile


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PostPosted: August 25, 2004 12:27 AM 

Note: Melora Walter plays Jane, can be seen topless in the movie: "Cold Mountain."

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 25, 2004 8:05 AM 

So topless is her thing. How was the rack ? Very Happy


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PostPosted: August 29, 2004 11:16 PM 

I hope "lovin' every minute of it (getting rapped)" dies very soon so no one has to view the cheesy ass quotes and comments, if you look at the dates of LEMI's posts that person lives on this web site and has to add their 2 cents worth every few days.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 30, 2004 10:06 AM 

I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 30, 2004 11:11 AM 

Kramer: Hey Jerry. Rub some lotion on my back.

Jerry: Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?

Kramer: Come on, I'll rub some on yours.

Jerry: No, that's not sweet'ning the deal. No.


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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 3:11 PM 

By far my favorite episode!!! And don't forget about Jerry's Kosher girlfriend and how george gets his revenge!

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